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we should not give up
the future will improve our lives

>more intelligent chatbots to socialise with

>robots specifically designed to sex you whenever you want

>robots to clean up after you and make a fresh plate of chicken tendies without you needing to ask

>most jobs taken up by robots so you wont need to ever work

its in the not so distant future.
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>>38426308
Are there any engineer anons here? Can you tell me how possible it would be to make a giant waifu sexbot?
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>>38426308
>most jobs taken up by robots so you wont need to ever work
>implying it won't be a great depression 2.0 because the higher-ups won't hire anyone anymore to conserve money and there will be a massive amount of unemployed people
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>>38426326

aside from the fact building a GIANT sex robot could be much more dangerous for the user, its much more expensive. fuck this shit fetish not even future world will satisfy it.

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WHY COULDN'T MY MOM BEEN LIKE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38426276
>tfw the urge to murder is back
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>>38426276
>I WANT MY KID TO BE A FAG!
Guess the race
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>>38426276
>tfw no fujo mom

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i think i have a fetish with chicks in nazi uniforms

i feel like shit how do i get rid of this
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>>38426275
stop visiting /pol/
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>>38426275
Find a new less offence one.

You obviously like a woman in uniform so maybe go for girls in similar uniforms just not nazi of that makes you feel bad. Who cares anyway.
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>>38426284
i have not been visiting /pol/ i am too retarded

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My bf broke up with me for absolutely no reason literally just out of the blue. I don't want to find anyone else and this sucks. Actually really wanna commit suicide but too much of a pussy. What did I ever do to deserve this?
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just get another gf
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No one fucking cares roastie
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>>38426274
At least you got a BF/GF

I'm 26 and I've never even kissed anyone on the lips.

Just move on and find someone else don't be a wimp and commit suicide over a break up. Are you really that mentally weak that if something doesn't go your way you think killing yourself is a valid option?

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>having trouble getting to sleep
>put arms around my back and imagine my waifu is dominantly cuddling with me
>sleep like a baby
haha i'm not the only one that does this right? haha
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>>38426161
>put arms around my back and imagine my waifu is dominantly cuddling with me
What do you mean? Wrapping your arms around yourself?
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>>38426193
sort of although it's usually just one arm
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I hug a long pillow when i cant sleep, it works most of the time

Why do so many white people choose to dress like criminals, when a tucked in collared shirt is clearly the more classic and respectable choice?
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>>38426090
Examples of whites dressing like criminals? Most people dress within their class or standard of living
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>>38426156
Here's a good example.

Oriini
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>>38426090
why are his pants semen stained so thoroughly?

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I am about to go pre-heat my oven and make a delicious fucking pizza and WHEN I COME BACK... I BETTER HAVE REPLIES ON WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE EATING!
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>>38426087
i just had ramen dude
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I had a calzone with mozzarella cheese, pepperoni, salami, and prosciutto my dude.
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>>38426112
You better drink all the broth or else imma beat your ass!

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>so what kind of music do you like anon?
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>>38426040
I'm starting to think that people only ask you that when they start realizing you're a weirdo that's uncomfortable in his own skin.
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Only Skrillix, any type of Pop, and Kayne West,
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>>38426075
Well thanks I hadn't realized this yet but now it's all I'll think about whenever I'm with people who have asked me in the past.

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IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD
GETTING FROM THERE TO HERE
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
BUT MY TIME IS FINALLY NEAR
AND I WILL SEE MY DREAMS COME ALIVE AT LAST
I WILL TOUCH THE SKY
AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA HOLD ME DOWN NO MORE
NO, THEY'RE NOT GONNA CHANGE MY MIND

'CAUSE I'VE GOT FAITH OF THE HEART
GOIN' WHERE MY HEART WILL TAKE ME
I'VE GOT FAITH TO BELIEVE
I CAN DO ANYTHING
I'VE GOT STRENGTH OF THE SOUL
NO ONE'S GONNA BEND OR BREAK ME
I CAN REACH ANY STAR
I'VE GOT FAITH
I'VE GOT FAITH, FAITH OF THE HEART
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>Posting the theme to the worst excuse for a Star Trek series ever made


>>/out/
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I fell deeper and deeper as light now was gone
I could feel the dark embrace my soul
Agony was no more, and so was pain
At this point of solitude I knew I was there
There where I belong
Thus far a long journey through my souls infinity
It has been a journey far beyond mortality
I have found what I wanted, tranquillity
I'll thrive on evil, eternally

I flew over crystal ground
My existence, numb
Over orchards of grievance,
sorrow and tears
This beautiful silence
calls me now
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>>38426082
Even though it was the weirdest trek it was still pretty good.

Anyone else here into sickdark shit? Like metal songs about demons slaughtering people, conspiracy theories about the LHC opening the gates of Hell, bdsm, hellrasier, etc?

Here, some sickdark music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5m2f67UPs0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnin1M8O2j8

Sickdark aesthetic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve5sRV-D820
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>>38426019
When I was 16, yes

Then I grew up
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>>38426019
When I was like a sophomore in high school yeah. I didn't grow up but it stopped sounding any good
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>>38426036
>he thinks being a dark natured person is something you grow out of

That only applies to those edgelords in school who dressed in black all the time and thought holden from catcher in the rye was a great character

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Do you prefer your girls flat or busty, /r9k/?
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I want to be smothered in cowtits.
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I used to like flat girls, but 4chan has made me paranoid that every girl is actually a man, so I feel safer being attracted to large-breasted women, because it's less likely.

If I knew she was definitely a girl I like small chests.
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>>38425980
Busty. Although, i liked a short, flatty once.

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ITT: Things you hate in porn, and not the usual stuff like "WHEN IT SHOWS THE DUDE'S FACE WHEN HE CUMS" or "FAKE TITS"

>When the girl tries to be seductive by brsgging about how great her body is, e.g. "Don't you want to fuck this tight little pussy?" or "Look at how round and perfect these NATURAL DOUBLE DEE tits are"
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When the guy nuts but pulls out quickly.
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stop watching retarded mainstream porn. it's made for people with sub 90 iqs
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Reverse cowgirl shot from the front, because I cannot see her butthole.

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What would you say is the absolute cut off point in terms of age for getting your shit together?
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>>38425917
>What would you say is the absolute cut off point in terms of age for getting your shit together?
12 years old
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21. After that it's assumed you have your shit together. A lot of support channels go away when you are an adult.
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Depends what you mean by "shit together" desu.

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>girl starts talking to you in class
>after a few minutes wants to 'borrow' money
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>>38425894
Can I borrow your body?
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at least this is a realistic femanon thread. all the other crap is redditors trying to date each other yeepers.
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>>38426084
>you will never be the first stamp in her book

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My loser weeb pedo roommate kicked me out today because apparently me having an alcohol/xanax addiction is worse than the shit he does.
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Being a weeb pedo is better than being a drug addict.
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>>38425964
this.

being a drug addict means you're a normie. only normies are drug addicts because it means they had the social circle to get drugs in the first place. your roommate did the right thing, now gtfo you fucking normie scum
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Lolis are good for the heart, drugs are just degenerate.

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