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>>38433324
i'm not gay but i personally find them more aesthetic than 90% of vaginas.

I unironically love my best friend's black penis

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Cocks are divine objects, colorful, expressing so genuinely excitation and pleasure, a cock can't lie.

It's easy I do it every order. For over 3 years

Order ANYTHING from a third-party seller. As long as you do not have to sign for it, you can just say you never got it and you will get everything back. Amazon does not care if the post office scanned it when delivered and the record says delivered. They might even refund your money even if you did sign.

>>38433351
I forgot to mention, most people do not pay extra to get signature verification, so you can easily buy lots of shit and get back all your money.

>>38433215
>you're the only girl i want to hang out with tbqh

cause girls are gay

Speaking with 15 year old Sister who is a roastie who has a lot of friends ask her why she goes out so often instead of staying home and revising for exams
She replies "because I have friends unlike you" after she leaves I cried in my bed in fetal position ;-;

>>38433192
Wait so I get the rest of this year in real life, then when the ball drops I get poofed to the new time?

Can I just start over at 2016 and get the winning powerball numbers from when it was like, a billion dollars? How does my identity work if I pick a time where I still existed, will my family and friends recognize me?

>>38433192
>2017
>oneitis texts me out of nowhere to reconnect at 3am on New Year
>7 14 23 27 35 3 5
>win the lottery for 74 million euroshekels on the 6th
I'm putting my entire future on the [current year] rather than a year I know was horseshit.

I guess I'd go for late 70s, get a menial job, save up a ton of money and then buy stocks in microsoft and apple, then down the road in google. Probably do the Biff and bet on longshot sports stuff too. Plus women were easier back then.

Because im surrounded by spanish qts who have much better posteriors.

Asian chicks aint got tha thicc

I'm not a beta faggot who has yellow fever because he can't get a real woman.

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>>38433220
Asian girls have the tightest assholes though

Women aren't all sluts

I have a very big cock

>>38433131
I am totally happy with my life.

Because they don't need improvement. They already get pussy. Khv robots are nearly without exception tall.

>>38433180
I assume you think manlets are 5'9"-5'11" who go for short women. I'm talking about 5'4"-5'8" men, who get no attention from any woman whatsoever.

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>read women's ideal traits
>the one thing they consistently refuse to budge on is height
>you can be a fat fuck, have zero interests, no personality but don't be short

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>tfw no bloodborne doll gf

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>>38433067
I used to phantasize about the Doll

All I wanted was a cute doll like girl who was really cute and innocent where I could snuggle up and hug her and say that everything's gonna be ok.

If only

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>>38433327
that kind of girl doesn't exist in real life anon

i wish they did though

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Well this just made me realize how fucking hopeless my goals are.

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>>38433050
Shes shy.

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>>38433050
Kisekae has more options.

>that kid who would form an obsessive attachment to people mean to him

>>38433039

> The really cute slutty girl who let everyone have a go on her in the woods aslong as they washed their hands and wore a condom

I wrote in favor of absolutism and eugenics any time the question was asked until last year of HS where I started to realize that just beeing myself was going to get me nowhere in life.

Unfortunately, the process of realization has not yet gone very far half a decade later.

I never been cheated on, but one sign could be that she starts being secretive

>wife's laptop breaks
>have to share mine
>she literally left her skype convo open on the screen and fell asleep

she fucked a chad at a party, heart has been completely torn from me

I am a fucked up person that can barely take care of myself. I have no desire to have children.

>>38433013
I have, she's perfect, met her from my church.

>>38433013
>black + white = black

It's amazing really

>>38432910
But you didn't try at all. You just ran away from the first hurdle.

>>38432932
agreed. you didn't try at all. at least send a message back and see where it goes.

>join date site
>get messages
GET OF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

>no one on R9K knows
Of course

It feels soft
And kinda boney

Sandy milk and bags.

>>38432880
Mulatto here. Don't really give a shit about /pol/. Just a bunch of mentally ill manchildren. Same goes to "alt-right".

>>38432880
Stupid neckbeards who blame Jews using blacks as muscle in pop culture and genuinely believe this is why they are doomed as virgins

They're extremely prone to confirmation bias, cognitive dissonance, and sexual frustration.
Racial differences in IQ are probably true to some extent or other, but it's hilarious how hard they try to rationalize it away when it's pointed out that some groups have a higher average than whites.