Who /super manlet/ here? It's hell....
Hahaha you're really short hahaha
Hahaha shorty mc shorts hahaha
>>38436236
i fell you. being 5'10" is hell.
How did he overpowered 3 people and kill them in his dorm ? Was the shooting a hoax ? Two killers ?
>>38436235
They were his 2 roommates and he probably surprised them. He also had a knife so his advantages were steep
>>38436235
Yes, there was a 2nd killer. People do not know this. Elliot was way too beta to subdue Wang Chung and his bros alone, so he had a little help.
The 2nd killer escaped after killing Wang, though. He didn't help Elliot after that, which is why Elliot probably couldn't get past the door.t. 2nd killer who helped Elliot
>>38436235
he stabed them while they werre sleeping. quite mean of him.
>made Craigslist ad saying that I am a 30yo virgin who wants to lose it
>Get reply saying "ayy you should come to the provincial capital"
Worth it?
>>38436152
Not working it
>>38436915
Opinion please find
>>38436152
Is the joke that they're fucking you already?
I suffered a series of extended psychotic breakdowns lately l and they all understandably either think I'm schizophrenic or retarded now.
I was just shitposting / joking and one of them ranted to me about how I was an idiot and how he didn't want to hear my "schizohrenic opinion" as if I was being sincere. I've had e buddies who've developed schizophrenia and have received similar dismissive treatment. Their opinion of me is so low it's not coming back ever even if a core of them still treat me normally and try to get me to go back
I understand and I see their perspective, but I want to start over on a completely new slate but how? What's a good video game to take up?
>>38436145
>friends
Friends are just enemies that have yet to betray you, which I can assure you, they will.
Trust no one.
>>38436145
>What's a good video game to take up?
Yeah because some established group of elite players wants to waste their time teaching some newfag what to do. kys crazy faggot
>>38436185
I'd probably learn it beforehand
Has anyone here ever noticed how people who read are typically left-wing, while people who don't read are typically right-wing?
>>38436131
>seen 10 people that read and are left wing
>assumes everyone that reads is left winged
Yes anon, you are totally right
>>38436131
I'm left wing and I haven't read anything in a while
>>38436131
Political orientation has nothing to do with it. It's all about who is or isn't a pretentious faggot. Anyone who reads books in the modern age is clearly just trying too hard to show off how smart they think they are.
ywn have a psycho girl who is obsessed with you never leave you alone
it's actually completely undesirable. you're lucky you don't.
Fuck...and I thought I was clingy sometimes. Looks like I have some catching up to do.
Brace for 300 posts of normies saying that having a clingy GF would be bad, completely oblivious to how truly attention-starved most robots are
>tfw too self-conscious to play as a girl in video games
Just play as a girl, it doesn't matter if you're a boy, just do it
I didn't know it was possible to reach this level of self-consciousness.
You are a wizard, sir.
>>38436083
I don't mean like Samus or Chun-Li or something, I mean games where you have to choose the character's gender
theres this girl I know and I really want to lick her feet but I think she'll feel creeped out
what do
>>38435814
Well, if you manage to fuck her, do it then. It feels great to have your feet rubbed and kisses after being fucked.
>>38435886
how do you know cuck?
>>38435814
Lick her clit and think about her feet, I doubt she'll be creeped out.
Hey fellow bots, and fembots if you're reading this. I just wanted to know who posted this picture of themselves. I also wanted to talk with them. If you're out there, please respond.
>tldr; somewhat thirsty bot wants to talk to pic related
Go to fucking facebook you fucking faggot cunt.
>>38435808
that bitch is bald yo
>>38435808
>>>/soc/
There ya go, Lad.
Tfw I might drop 1k on this, I may come from a middle class family but atleast I'll have this sexy gun.
>>38435740
stick it up your ass and shoot lol
>>38435740
If I had a grand, I'd do the same. 1911s are sexy, better looking than most women. However, I plan on getting a revolver for my CCW when I turn 21 in a few months
it feels weird to buy things that you will use only once
it' so much fun to pretend to be a girl online. people just throw themselves at you and treat you so kindly. you don't even have to send them pictures, just tell them that you're a girl and suddenly people adore you. so tell me robots... why haven't you taken the /girlpill/ yet?
Because I'm not a fucking weeb faggot
>>38435749
you'll never know if you never try anon-kun!
I remember a time when people weren't such faggots
Everything is so gay now what the fuck
>tfw trying to lose weight
>dieting for two weeks, meticulously tracking every calorie on myfitnesspal and staying in 1200-1500 range
>weigh myself yesterday
>lost 1 kg
>weigh myself today
>back to old weight
I know that over a few months it's going to work out and that weight oscilates from day to day or something like that but it's so frustrating to not see real progress for now.
Anyone else losing weight right now?
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I'm losing weight accidentally by puking a lot. Does that count?
I am on the exact same boat.
I swear I am doing everything right and jogging for one hour, but I just can't lose weight.
What I am thinking, is that maybe it is because I am on the computer all day, besides that 1hr jog.
If I found something to do that just has me walking around or just moving maybe that'll be a difference that finally lets me lose weight.
Why is it so hard?
I wish I can just starve myself and play games like my skelly friend.
Anyone else lost all desire for friends ? I have no idea how to interact with people and have lost desire to speak . I'm effectively mute unless it's a transactional matter.
I just want to go innawoods in a cabin and never come back
>>38435662
Literly nothing stopping you lol
>>38435680
I don't actually have a cabin with the amenities of city life including internet. And I need to work.
I've basically lost all hope of ever being a functional member of society. I've always found interactions with others difficult but only now am I sort of accepting it and doing things alone that, when the crippling depression is not manifesting itself, I'm actually somewhat enjoying.
Try and do what makes yourself happy I guess and accept that people like us are not meant to be with others.
I'm a guy, and I can have continuous orgasms. Right after I cum when I masturbate, I can come again like 30 seconds later. Is this unusual?
Yes this is unusual. Go to a family physician and tell him/her this. You might be a girl.
>>38435606
Do you shoot twice?
original
i can pop a xannax and pop another one right after it.
Why are you not studying history anon?
> as easy as you want it to be
> can focus on whatever interests you
> Fills void in life
> Gives you a legitimate "interest"
> makes you seems smart for little effort
> just all around cool and fun
I have a casual interest in history but I'm really more into math.
because I have a very vague yet extremely intense indifference to the past.
>if you don't know the past you are bound to repeat it
it's good to know you think all humans are robotic beings that follow their impulses and are incapable of making decent choices that will result in a decent future
it's funny cause that's actually kind of the truth.
>>38435398
because I want to be payed well for what I do.