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Think about yourself, you're not your girlfriend.

Wow you're a faggot dude
Nobody cares and you shouldn't either, stop talking to that cunt and never post here again

>>38438014
I feel a little better because now i know much more things
But the thought of making her cry is making me sad

I'll take a number 4 with large fries and a diet coke please.

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>>38437930
Listen to Jordan Peterson. He'll answer better than any robot.

>>38437973
jordan peterson is excellent for those who want to improve themselves and have the will to live (failed normies)

just had a wank to ebins MSpaint phimosis cock lads

>>38437929
>It's a guess which threads britnormie is making and deleting edition

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I'm going to post here and nobody can stop me

Make sure she doesn't cheat on her current bf though. Not only would it be quite shitty on your part, but it would also make her an unreliable whore.

>>38437882
Can you taste your prey?

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>>38437948

ok buddy lmao

Burn computer.

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>>38437851
you can never get rid of it
can't actually live out the fantasies since life is bullshit

only hope is waiting until the future and fully immersive VR

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>>38438139
I just wanna hang with these boys and turn that 3some in a 4some.
God damnit, why does real life suck so hard and why are boys not as cute as anthro furries.

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theyre successful people but they really fucked me up with homeschooling and shit

same boat, left them almost a year ago, ceased all contact. actually pretty difficult thing to do when they have all your important papers.

>>38437820
I haven't seen my parents or talked to them in 26 years after they threw me out of the house when I was 17.

>>38437809
About 13-14 I think. Although I started jacking off around 11ish but I'd just have ghost loads. I think that was unhealthy and I think it fucked up my dick.

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Tfw op is kissless vergin

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>>38437861
dude originally same :(

Fav color?

>>38437746

how many disabled girls haver you fucked

>>38438485
Magenta
>>38438539
None, but I've had offers from thirsty quadriplegic women. No one wants to talk about sex or masturbation, but it happens fucking constantly.

Even if I wanted to fuck them, I don't know how'd it work logistically seeing as they're locked in body wise. I guess at worst I could molest them.

>>38437734
I really only text one other person aside from my family. If we are not working, we talk to each other all day.

Used to be like you but I actively worked to change it. I now get atleast 10 texts a week form 2-3 different people. Not Chad lvl but still...

sure, yeah
I hate texting these days, though

>>38437721
You will be back, everyone always comes back since it is just something to browse.

>>38437721
I give it 2 months until she cheats on you, dumps you and breaks your heart to come back

>>38437721
oi
share tips pls
don't go yet

>>38437628
>>24
>>failed last semester of college
>>been going for more than 4 years
>>no motivation
>>no clue what to do with my life
jesus fuck are you me

>>38437628
youre doing ok since you have that disease you couldnt affect

its us, who are born smart, wealthy and healthy and still fail worse than you who should kill themselves

and i still dont
so neither should you (im speaking objectively, not like some kind of a redit fag trying to console people)

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>>38437671
you dont want to be me
yes one side is larger, i have a permanently swollen lymph node that may or may not be cancer
because having ribs that makes me look like i have tits isnt bad enough, lets make one bigger than the other

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>>38437593
about 14
5.5 microdick b t w

I'm 21 and it hasn't stopped growing yet. is this normal? I remember being ~5 inches at 18yo now I'm ~6.5 inches

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>>38437593
Never if you keep exercising or keep getting operations.

wtf gay

>>38437530

I'm a top, guys. But thanks.

>>38437530
MY MOUTH BELONGS TO THE BIGGEST DICK!

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>>38437518
Go somewhere quiet and undisturbed and cry. Or do what I do and eat a shit ton of strawberry yogurt

>>38437518
I usually tear up when I realize how fucking worthlesss is my lfie

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>>38437518
let it all out but make sure no one sees or hears you

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>describe your first kiss to us

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>>38437421
>kiss
Do you even know what board you are on? GET THE FUCK OUT!

>>38437445
>>38437449
>>38437465
oh come on, you're not all kissless virgins