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>Be me
>worthless NEET
>haven't left room in months
>finally decide to leave room
>not even out of the house yet
>sister convinces me to ride her hoverboard
> literally 5 seconds in fall on my elbow
>go to hospital
>its shattered, need surgery and have to stay in a cast for months

WHY DO PEOPLE FALL FOR THE THE "LEAVE YOUR ROOM" MEME IN THE CURRENT YEAR. OUTSIDE OF YOUR ROOM IS LITERALLY NOTHING BUT PAIN

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:51:25 Post No.38440747
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:51:25 Post No.38440747 [Report]

tfw you fall for the hoverboard jew

F

Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:52:29 Post No.38440775
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:52:29 Post No.38440775 [Report]

>>38440703
it's not your fault anon, it was your sister's. haven't you learned by now that all women are evil? she knew that you'd fall so that you'd hopefully crack your head and die so that your family doesn't have to deal with your superior betaness

Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:56:42 Post No.38440851
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:56:42 Post No.38440851 [Report]

Fuck you Matt.
Oregon

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:46:29 Post No. 38440676 [Report] [View this topic]

taskete kudasai!!

I just realized that Korean manhwa are reaching decent quality, and this makes me quite insane because I feel I'm cheating on the Pure Real Manga (the 100% Japanese one).

also, my mother tongue is not English; I've always been reading English-translated manga and manhwas, to the point that sometimes I mentally backtranslate Korean words to Japanese ("bikkuri desu ne!")... and those times I really get sad because I don't want to accept that Japanese manga is not anymore the purest perfection in this world.

wat do

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:49:13 Post No.38440716
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:49:13 Post No.38440716 [Report]

kuso post

Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:58:45 Post No.38440882
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>>38440676
Wat do ?

>Buy a helium tank
>Buy a tube
>Buy a face mask to connect to tube
>Buy sleep pills
>Connect mask to tube and tube to tank
>Take the sleep pills
>Put the mask on and open the valve

Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:59:39 Post No.38440905
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>>38440882
Found the triggered weaboo scum

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:44:35 Post No. 38440646 [Report] [View this topic]

Who /scum parents/?

>tfw 5
>parents divorce
>my father ignores me for the entirety of my childhood because he is scared I will ask him for money
>mom's boyfriends are all shit
>because of this be depressed in school
>because of depression get bullied even more

T-thanks parents, you're the best. You really treated me like I'm a valuable, worthwhile human being full of potential.

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:47:10 Post No.38440685
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:47:10 Post No.38440685 [Report]

how many different drugs are you addicted to?

Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:51:36 Post No.38440754
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>>38440685
There were times were I bought chemical, "legal" drugs similar to spice from the internet for about 3 years.

I stopped doing it because the laws changed in my country. Now? Alcohol is my best friend.

Every time I drink I think: "Enough is enough. This time I will fucking drink myself to death or at least until I have the courage to kill myself."

I live in a 17 story building baby. It would be easy to do it.

Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:53:37 Post No.38440792
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>>38440754
So what's holding you back?

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:44:03 Post No. 38440638 [Report] [View this topic]

*Eats your food in Spanish*

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 11:00:50 Post No.38440933
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 11:00:50 Post No.38440933 [Report]

*try to deepord deeeis mester thrump

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 11:02:04 Post No.38440954 [Report]

Imagine how damp her crotch must be.
And the stench...

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 11:13:53 Post No.38441207 [Report]

namo namo namo burpo

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:42:45 Post No. 38440616 [Report] [View this topic]

Is trying to get a job while being a tranny hard mode?
I keep being turned away and I'm not even that much of an eyesore.

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:47:31 Post No.38440689
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:47:31 Post No.38440689 [Report]

I would imagine so. Just met my apartment roommate a couple days ago and he is a tranny. Really not looking forward to rooming with it

Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:48:14 Post No.38440700
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:48:14 Post No.38440700 [Report]

If they can tell you are a bad tranny

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>>38440616
>hiring the mentally ill ever
lmfao you retard

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:40:53 Post No. 38440579 [Report] [View this topic]

>"dystopia"
>take personality and aptitude test
>computer/hyper intelligent bureaucrats assign you job/life path based on the tests
>live comfy computed life
>regular world
>beg for menial job or take out shit loads of dept or go to shit school
>you "choose" this(realistically it's a non choice)
>work menial job forever or if you went to school beg random people for a job until they decide you're worthy of being exploited
can someone explain why the first one is actually dystopian? do normies really value their illusion of choice that much?

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:49:52 Post No.38440724
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What is this Mickey Mouse shit? Every time someone posts with this Peepee they always say some off the walls nonsense. Get the fuck out of here.

Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:51:41 Post No.38440757
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:51:41 Post No.38440757 [Report]

I didn't go to school and I'm making $26 an hour in 2 years with top out in 5 years at +$40 an hour. Stop being a whiny bitch and make something of yourself

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>>38440579

>"dystopia"
>take personality and aptitude test
>computer/hyper intelligent bureaucrats assign you a gf based on the tests
>live comfy romantic life

Is this really so horrible? Is this not a logical extension/improvement of modern dating culture? Why do normies laugh at me when I tell them something like this should be implemented?

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:39:14 Post No. 38440552 [Report] [View this topic]

Which of the seven sins are you most guilty of?

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:40:33 Post No.38440572
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>>38440552
lust, sloth, envy

Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:41:35 Post No.38440594
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>>38440572
>lust
wait, I take that back. I never had sex, but I just fantasize about it everyday and jerk off daily, which I thought counted.

Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:42:21 Post No.38440611
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:42:21 Post No.38440611 [Report]

gluttony u best believe it's original

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:38:27 Post No. 38440540 [Report] [View this topic]

What did you do when you realized your childhood was over?
I feel like I got punched in the face with nostalgia and can't stop thinking about my old school life and friends. I don't want to eat, go to work or talk to anyone anymore.

I just want to go back. Mess around in lessons again, play tag and football, annoy the teachers, tell my first crush that I liked her. But it's too late now.

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:40:28 Post No.38440571
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:40:28 Post No.38440571 [Report]

Also feels thread, I guess. I can't sleep and wanna know how people are doing.

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>>38440540
Nothing. Got depressed and stayed that way.

Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:50:35 Post No.38440737
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:50:35 Post No.38440737 [Report]

Shameless self-bump
Oreganolio

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Black "men" Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:33:40 Post No. 38440456 [Report] [View this topic]

LMAO at black "men"
Rega

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:38:51 Post No.38440547
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:38:51 Post No.38440547 [Report]

I see you like the big cocks.

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>>38440456
Bump it yet originally

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>>38440456
>being this insecure
How insecure can one little dick white boy be? lol

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:33:15 Post No. 38440443 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw switched from weed addiction to alcoholism
Cool I'm gonna fucking kms

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Commie (not by choice) 2017-07-17 10:34:28 Post No.38440476
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>>38440443
>switched from vidya addiction to alcoholism
STANDING

Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:36:57 Post No.38440511
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>>38440476
>vidya addiction
This doesn't count

Commie (not by choice) 2017-07-17 10:40:10 Post No.38440564
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>>38440511
you're right, alcoholism is my first real addiction

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:32:08 Post No. 38440426 [Report] [View this topic]

does anyone else fucking love Xanax? I'm on cloud 9 rn

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:33:19 Post No.38440445
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>>38440426
Nah, I only use xanax when I'm comming down off something like bad stepped on coke or speed

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>>38440426
I do. No matter what I'm doing, no matter how I'm feeling, even when I'm sick, I take a few and feel better. Maybe not perfect, but better.

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Leaving this here.

Heh.

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:22:02 Post No. 38440213 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: images that trigger an existential crisis in you

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I really like this image bro.

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This one fampie

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Probably this one, honestly.

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:16:07 Post No. 38440103 [Report] [View this topic]

>is the CEO of Intel

>is also Jewish

>Intel sells the most overpriced and underperforming processors between Intel and AMD

When did you realize that the brand new 7600k you bought was worthless, anon?

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:18:49 Post No.38440159
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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:18:49 Post No.38440159 [Report]

Are their processors underperforming now? They were never a good value to be honest.

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Anonymous 2017-07-17 10:22:55 Post No.38440234 [Report]

t. someone who hasn't seen gaming benchmarks

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>>38440103
Krzanich is of Croatian descent, not jewish

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/