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>desiring a virgin female is an "unrealistic dating standard" nowadays
what happened?
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Hymens dont fully quarinty virginity. As long as your not screwing reckless you can still be intacted.
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its only called an unrealistic dating standard by roasties who think it's inconvenient they cant ride the cock carousel until they decide to settle down
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>>38441411
Well, depending on your age it's just rare for someone to be one, let alone a girl.
Of all my roastie friends and coworkers (trust me, I have a lot), I only know one that is a virgin.
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Why can't these stupid scientists make the moon inhabitable. It's fucking pissing me off. Build a huge space station up there for Christ's sake.
REEEEEEEEEEE. WHERE IS MY SPACE STATION REEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmVRuLGs7LU
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>Relying on other people to do the shit you want
Way to be a cuckboi
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Weirdest hypothesis I have heard is that the moon is not what you think it is. It's not a natural satellite. Somebody/something put it up there on purpose, it has (a) function(s) that we don't know about, and they don't want us fucking with it.
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>>38441432
>cuckboi
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW I'M GOING TO THE MOON AND NON OF YOU RETARDS ARE COMING AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
YOU'LL BE READING ABOUT ME AND MY MOON CASTLE IN THE PAPERS ONE DAY.
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I wanted to become educated
I want to read about science and philosophy and psychology but I just can't bare books. Even if there's a subject that I'm interested in, in the book I just can't read too much I hate it.
Am I gonna stay stupid and ignorant for the rest of my life?
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Watch youtube videos, Google any questions and ideas you have. Watch people give talks or lectures about subjects you're interested in. Also listen to audiobooks.
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Thank you so much Anon :')
But Asuka will remain best girl.
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>>38441496
Asuka is best girl.
If you start listening to audio books, you'll find it way easier to also read by the way.
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Would you rather date a butterface, or girl with a cute face but a dumpy body?
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You can improve body, can't do the same for face
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>>38441328
butterface any day as long as she's got a great ass I can pound anytime I want
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>>38441346
Which means eventually she can upgrade to a better bf after shes done being fat.
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>his curly auburn hair
>his pale yellow skin
>his portly belly
>his tattoos
>his beautiful singing voice
>his intellect
>his big feet
>his affinity for rakes
if it took you until the last line to realise, i have bad news for you
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>>38441283
I've played pokemon for over 10 years and I don't know.
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>>38441371
>thinking it's a literal pokemon
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>>38441436
Fuck I feel like such a neckbeard now.
Fine what is it
Make yourself as a wojak thread continued
Old thread: >>38416293
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>>38441276
How about a template you nigger
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>acne scars won't go away
>in fact, acne seems to be coming back, despite going through accutane
>to make matters worse, facial hair is growing faster and in a coppery-red color so I look Irish if I don't shave every morning
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gingerfaggot reporting in, hair is to my shoulders now. I have officially given up and gained 10 lbs so far. No one will ever love a redheaded male, fuck regular hair normies.
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help me /r9k/
i hate myself.
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I hate you too, buddy.
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welcome to the club champ
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Everybody hates themselves into some extent, that is normal.
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Is nofap legit for fixing ED? I have no problem getting it up when I'm alone but all the 2 times I have managed to get a girl in bed I lost my boner before I could fuck. I have a femdom fetish, which I think may be causing the problems. I'm 20 years old, in shape without health issues. I have already tried nofap once, I actually lasted 30 days but I had no chance to "test out the effectiveness" during that time.
I really don't want to give up my fapsessions, but if it can cure my ED then I'm all for it. Currently I can't attract any girl because I always have this thing in the back of my head that even if I do get the chance to fuck her, i will probably not be able to
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It's less ED and more just nerves; the first few times I got into a bed with a girl I couldn't cum because I was nervous and I was used to my hand for so long
You don't need to stop fapping completely, just cut back to only a few times a week and when you do it don't use death grip.
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Originally legit af
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I don't know, but it's worth trying out
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This was once a black man
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>>38441098
Just lmao at this black "man"
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>>38441098
>This was once a black man
and now it's the wife of Barack Obama
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>>38441098
Badadadadadadadadump
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Comfy Discord Servers 2017-07-17 11:07:22 Post No.38441084
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What are some comfy r9k servers to waste time robots ?
>If you're part of one, do you find you spend more time there than on r9k?
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>>38441084
You're welcome to Mbti / myers briggs personality heaven
Code:
PTMrpz
>it's a little quiet nw, but prtty cozy
>gd luk m8
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Every single discord server I've been in is full of underages or cringeworthy trash. Those "comfy robot servers" are basically reddit (also the number of underages is worrysome)
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Intj master
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Anyone addicted to coffee? How to stop? 2017-07-17 11:07:15 Post No.38441079
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Anyone addicted to coffee? How to stop?
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I will sit around and drink 3 pots of coffee a day.
I've dealt with addictions before, including alcoholism and whacking it. The latter is still a problem but I've thankfully solved the former.
But with coffee it's just so difficult because the negative effects of it are so subtle, those namely being time wastement.
Everyone likes to have coffee while "doing" something comfy, like reading or vidya or shit posting.
So eventually coffee gets associated with those things in your mind, and now it's not just the coffee for coffee's sake that you're addicted to, it's coffee as representation of the good.
And so then I will brew pot after pot and shit post for like 14 hours a day. How to stop?
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>>38441079
Just put pictures all over your coffee machine of gore or some shit, and desociate your brain,
Idk
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>>38441079
its difficult to believe you drink 3 pots... do you mean cups?
start to mix in decaf.
90% reg 10 % decaf
next week and a half
85% reg 15% decaf
next week and half
80% reg 20% decaf... and so on
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>>38441079
Just give in, most people these days need coffee to function. Trust me from my multiple quitting attempts that caffeine withdrawl is a bitch and seemingly impossible to recover from without permanently impacting your energy levels. Coffee is honestly not that unhealthy anyway. At least it's not energy drinks or soda you're hooked on. If anything, you just need some serious portion control. Forget the coffee pot and do what I do, just buy one can or cup from somewhere and say that's all you're gonna drink in one day.
>Date oneitis
>We break up
>We start texting again and get closer
>I drop acid
>Text her that I want to eat her flesh, gnaw on her soul, and sniff her brain
>She doesn't text back
>I text her today apologizing
>She still doesn't text back
There has to be some kind of strategy I can use to make this situation better. The right combination of words can achieve any result. You guys are pathetic but you are smart. Help me and I'll pay the best reply $200 if we actually end up talking again
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Seems like you are currently on drugs OP.
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>>38440929
play it off, depends on hwo you guys usually talk but I'd go with something like "yo lmao I'm so sorry but I was drunk/high/trippin (pick one that she would be fine with) *:P with a wink emoji* anyway I want to talk to you about something / how about we meet up?
then proceed to choose a place (ideally something chill like a pub or a cafe with an outdoors area) a date and a time
act casual and don't bring your autism up again, if she asks about it just laugh and make some shit up like you were too fucked up to reply something sensible.
t. cyborg
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>>38440996
I am always on drugs, that's not the fucking point you dipshit
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Should /pol threads be bannable?
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Yes. And so should all these "Describe your ideal bf" soc crap threads. I want r9k to be a comfy place with greentext stories and anons complaining about their misery. Everything else should be fucking removed. We need a revolution.
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>>38440947
THIS
I don't even care too much about pol threads although I agree they should be banned
We need to ban those fucking FEMBOT TELL US ABOUT UR IDEAL BF garbage immediately
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>>38440947
>"Describe your ideal bf" soc crap threads
Haven't seen one in a long time
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Best things to say when caught smoking weed by parents?
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you want some too
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WASN'T ME!!!!
(then start playing 'wasn't me' by shaggy! xD)
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Like in the moment when they catch you? I'd say nothing and wait for them to say something, continue smoking if I haven't made a futile attempt to hide it already. Whatever they said, I'd try and have a level headed and logical conversation about how it really isn't a problem (in my personal situation citing the fact that I regularly drink without complaint from them and how the laws of my state don't put me at risk).
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>find qt girl on youtube or some forum who I'm attracted to
>consume all the content they put online, develop feelings for them
>temporarily lose depression, become motivated to do something with my life, start being productive and trying to better myself
>2-3 days later tfwnogf becomes unbearable, develop negative thoughts, realize I will never have a kind loving gf like that
>they go back to being normal women that I feel nothing for
>lose all motivation and become more depressed than ever
>repeat
This sucks lads. If only I had a gf, not only would I not be lonely, I would also be productive and have a sense of accomplishment in life, enough to keep me from feeling useless and getting depressed. Any normie on here who tells you that having a gf does not magically fix your life is lying to you.
What I really need is an online practice gf to give me constant attention and keep me hooked, so I can be in permanent productive mode, but I'm a big loser who's too socially inexperienced to start and maintain an online relationship like that. And I'm too demotivated to have hobbies, make friends and become social enough to get an online gf who likes me and wants to stay in contact with me. How do I break this vicious cycle, /r9k/? Is it even possible for people like us to get out of this?
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Sure you can get out of this. Kill yourself.
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>>38441050
I don't want to die anon, I want a gf
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>>38441291
Why? Do you hate yourself that much, that you can't live with yourself?