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>chad gets to fuck her in the pussy while you're licking her feet
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>>38443401
Do I make contact with his balls?
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Wish I knew how to draw so that I could make my own porn.
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>"Hm? You want to have sex? Pft-... Sorry, I only fuck alpha males. You can lick my feet if you want, though."
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Hello guys, I've been here for some years now and I think time for me to go. I have been looking at methods for hanging and so far the best one I've seen is the short drop with no asphixiation, however I am no very sure how to achieve this. I already have the chosen the place, tree and branch from where I'll depart.
I have some Xanax laying around but I'm not sure if it's something that could help in achieving my goal.
Do you guys have any images, advise or otherwise helpful stuff?
/suicide/ general I guess
>that sobering and serene feel of knowing it's probably going to be over soon
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>>38443351
Anyone? I'm sure there must be some suicidal anons here still
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One last chance at bumping this, maybe I'm shadow banned or some gay shit like that
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>>38443351
add me on discord senpai, send me your deets
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Wait, if women are having more sex than ever, then why are there so many male virgins?
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>>38443338
/r9k/ will not shut up about this, newfriend. It's because CHAD gets all the women and doesn't leave any for robots, of course.
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>>38443338
Because chads fuck multiple partners duh
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>>38443338
Idk having more sex than ever women have always been prostitutes throughout all of human history.
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>Anon, there's not any seat available. Mind if I sit on your lap?
How do you respond?
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Learn to speak English, 3rd world scum
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>>38443330
I agree with the other guy
Is English not your first language?
Are you from Russia or Brazil?
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>>38443330
If by you mean my face, no not at all.
If I go to /soc/ can I really get a gf??? Is it that easy???
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>>38443298
>If I go to /soc/ can I really get a gf??? Is it that easy???
No
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>>38443298
I met my boyfriend on soc. It's not really an easy thing. The dick to pussy ratio is crazy off.
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>>38443655
so in other words it was super easy for you?
fuck off roastie
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Hey Anon, be a pal and keep an eye on this comatose girl for a bit. I'll be back in, like, 30 minutes. Thanks man.
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Keep an eye on her? What? You think she's going to just get up and wander off? Idiot.
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*stays there and do nothing*
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>>38443277
>Hey Anon, be a pal and keep an eye on this comatose girl for a bit. I'll be back in, like, 30 minutes. Thanks man.
I probably would stand in the corner of the room and glance at her very nervously for 30 minutes
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What differentiates me, a lazy piece of shit addicted to his computer but wants to work really hard, from other students who work really hard every day?
Why is it so hard for me to do anything but stare at screens? Why am I so useless?
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>>38443263
Genetically inferior
nah this website is a huge, depressing timesink
I guarantee your attention span and work ethic would improve noticeably if you cut 4chan out of your life
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>>38443290
nah, it's just a symptom
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>>38443263
Maybe you just haven't fun a way to motivate yourself to accomplish everything. I could say that your mind is mentally satisfied at the moment of your life since you do not seem stressed but perhaps you're bored with your life. Maybe that you need a certain goal since you feel empty inside. Try to learn something new or acquire a new set of skill to occupy your time with. You're just probably bored and too comfortable right now which is why you stagnate yourself.
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>You will never go on a date and eat tasty food with your cute japanese girfriend (male).
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>>38443211
Sounded good until you mentioned the dick
Gays get off my board reeee
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>>38443211
why even life without a cute jap boy gf
every jaapnese male should be forced to transition
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>>38443211
Cute as fuck. What kind of food is that though?
How do I get booze underage in US? I ran out and I'm fucking dying without it, I literally want to end my life. The only friend that would sell some to me started asking for sexual favors and now said he won't give me any unless he fucks me.
I don't live in a big city where I could just ask a homeless guy to buy me some plus I'm too nervous to do that. Would making a craigslist or something work, or would I get arrested?
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>>38443167
How old are you?
Originally submitted from Oregon.
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>Underage
>Posts Filthy Frank
>"i litrly want 2 nd my life LMAO"
My god this board is so fucking shit wow
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>>38443167
distill your own, you can make a half gallon worth of strong booze with 10 dollars for yeast and sugar . you can google to figure out how to make or buy the distillery but it doesnt take much
that being said don't get reliant on alcohol because it will ruin your life even more than you probably think it is already. if you're under 21 then you have plenty of time to make things better for yourself
I notice a lot of girls (female) are now sporting these. What are they trying to convey?
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why cant guys wear chokers ugh
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>>38443151
> black belt around your waist = karate master
> black belt around your neck = blowjob master
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That i like to gag on daddy's dick.
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If I have cuts on my arms could I still make a good trap?
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Wuy xdodnt you citn off your dcik fuckign faggor
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>>38443149
do you already look like a trap
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>>38443149
Even better
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ITT: Dreams that made you feel or went on too long
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>Had a dream last night where I met a women who didn't hate or was disgusted by me
>We end up dating and sharing an apartement
>We had sex, but that wasn't the focus of the dream
>She gets pregnant and I start to freakout about the idea of being a dad
>It somehow feels like an actual 9 months have passed with my taking care of her
>She gives birth to our daughter
>We spend the next few months raising her
>I actually feel genuinely happy and in love
>Again, it somehow feels like an entire year has passed in my mind, when really this has just been a dream over a few hours
>Wake up and become instantly depressed for the day
>Can't even remember their names as I'm typing this
>I can really only remember what they looked like and how happy I was
>I will never have that in reality, at least not with them
Why does the mind play tricks like this?
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I had this dream a few nights ago
>Was walking my dog in the park
>Really sunny, nice day
>Feel great
>See childhood crush from school and all my old friends before they dropped me
>Walk past
>Crush says "Wow anon, it's been ages since I've seen you!"
>We have a really nice conversation which ends in me getting her number
>Start walking home feeling amazing
>Alarm goes off and I wake up
I almost never dream but this hurt me so much when I woke up I just lay in bed and stared at the ceiling for hours.
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>i go to brazil or some exotic island of some sort with my dad and my friend
>somehow the dream fastforwards to a place where im with this amazing 10/10 stacey
>we are in the middle of a waterpark, on that exotic island
>we are having fun, im actually sitting next to a gorgeous woman and it feel exactly like it would if it happened in real life
>after having fun in the waterpark we go to a Jacuzzi.
>we just laugh about random shit and its like we are madly in love
>again, it feels very realistic. im not the romantic type so i didn't enjoy it like i thought i would.
>we come to agreement that we would fly together to my home country
>ready to board the plane, she is fucking gone.
>panic and ask my dad where she is
>he says he never seen anyone
>i run and go looking for her
>wake up, have strong feeling of depression.
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>Evangelion-style dream where projections of people I know are pointing out every flaw to me
>Undergo the same thing what feels like hundreds of times
>commit suicide in dream at the end of each session
that was fucked up
can i get a gf being skinnyfat? too lazy to get /fit/
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yes you fucking retard, so many cunts on 4chan are brainwashed into thinking that looks actually matter alot.... fucking sad.
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>>38443038
Yeah sure why not.
Tons of weakling losers with gfs everywhere.
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>>38443114
how do i do it tho
also when you can get pussy as a weakling then theres literally no reason to lift. the only reason you might is to get higher quality gfs
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Anyone here /ruinedbycollege/? I was a relatively normal person up until my first day on campus. I talked with people every day in high school and was on good terms with dozens of people. But none I would have considered friends, as I didn't keep in contact with all but one.
>first day
>freeze up when I have to ask for help unloading
>mandatory social event that night
>incredibly angry from having to deal with that many people
>started going on 4chan a few weeks prior
>realize how much I have in common with the people of r9k
>weeks go by
>no friends, not even someone to talk to
>just want to go to class and go back to my room
>lucky if I speak more than 20 words a week to someone my own age
>lose all social skills as the months pass
>winter break
>failed a class and terrified to tell mother
>eventually finds out but it's all fine
>second semester
>nothing gets better
>eventually develop a legitimate trigger to the sound of normies
>fight-or-flight response triggered every time I hear someone talking, laughing, or even breathing
>headphones have to be worn whenever possible
>goes on for months
I ended up realizing the only way for me to remain sane is to drop out, but my mother still doesn't know I want to. The bill is ready and I need to tell her soon, but I freeze up or almost pass out whenever I have the chance. Why did I have to fall for the college meme.
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why did you fail dude?
you probably had no occasions to attend, you could just learn shit online even. how did you fail?
i failed at HS because i felt like im just being shoveled shit and im not learning anything important, but college is different.
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>>38443036
I'm just not smart or creative enough. My only desire in life is to be left alone. I don't want friends, I don't want a gf, sex, socialization, a family of my own, nothing. And at college that isn't possible. The stress of being around people every single day fucked me up and I couldn't focus. I purposely flunked my chem class since I want to drop out and started laughing uncontrollably as I walked out of the exam room. That's when I knew I couldn't be there anymore.
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>>38442971
Same, 4th year now. Studying some shit I don't even understand, barely scraping by, my grades are so shit I don't think I'll be able to graduate with my intended degree and might just end up with a generic degree mill degree that every starbucks employee has. Graduating with around 25k debt, and the job economy is shit in Canada. All the work is either taken by immigrants, outsourced, or is being "sat on" by people who won't retire for another 15 years.
No real friends only acquaintances, no club/hobby interests. I really shouldn't be studying what I am (some chemistry shit) but I'm already going into my 4th year and throwing it all away just means I have to take a few more years and be in more debt. Unlike you I don't have any anxiety, I just stopped giving a fuck somewhere along the line, you should too. Once you stop giving a fuck you can refocus and just scrape by and finish college/uni and get the fuck out into the real world and job hunt.
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What is happening to this board? It's like the "quality" is in complete free fall over the past several weeks.
I-it's just because of summerfags, r-r-right?
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It's been in complete freefall well before that. Not even memeing, but you could see it when a substantial number of posters started to use the word "fembot" seriously.
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>>38442975
So you're telling me that women are again ruining the pleasures and conversation of men?
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>>38442923
4chan has been in perpetual freefall for years. I can't even pinpoint when it started, but it is noticeably shittier as time passes