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>>38444520
Of course yes. What kinda fucking stupid question is that?

>>38444520
Yes, how could any KHV say no?

>>38444520
>Would you rape a hot ass girl if you knew you could get away with it?

I can barely even maintain eye contact with a woman

having the confidence to have my penis exposed around a girl is quite surely above my abilities

>>38444468
i hope you don't wake up tomorrow, faggot

>>38444468
please sleep well anon :)

>>38444483
Please hope this of me, Anon.

;_;

>>38444465
why? was it because u didnt give her enough attention and spend too much time posting frog cartoons on the internet?

Serves you right, normalfag

>>38444533
It's not funny man. I'm at the end of my rope here. She said she wouldn't do it again the last tme she cheated on me.

>>38444452
Even if this is bait i have to say to guys who actually think they are hot.

8-9
AAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAHAHAHAGA

Whats brad pitt then 15/10?

Do you have a perfect jawline, long ramus,strong chin, hollow cheeks, large cheekbones, hooded coloured hunter eyes, full head of hair, above 6ft, 7+ inch dick, zero facial assymetry and perfect harmonious features? I doubt it desu

If you were 8/10 youd have had far mire than two possible sexual encounters, women would be throwing themselves daily at you. You are not attractive if you dont frequently attract people

I would say I'm vocel, but I'm not desperate either. Ugly girls have come onto me and I ignored the fuck out of them.

I only need the dark lord. The dark lord fills me with hope and joy like no other.

>>38444396

That better be a Petroleum Engineering degree

If your goal was to be forever in debt. That not at all.

>>38444439

Media Production.

Same. Only thing left for us is either get over it somehow and make the best of shitty cards or keep deluding yourself with drugs and entertainment. Either is ok.

>>38444362
i have HlV.

>>38444401
You can prolly live like 20 more years with drugs. Find a hobby and get over it, bitch.

>>38444335
>just be yourself XDxdd!X
HONESTLY, HE SHOULD HAVE JUST HIMSELF MORE LIKE NOT BE SO CREEPY AND STUFF AND JUST ASK GIRLS OUT LIKE WHATS SO HARD?

Why are you posting this? Everyone here agrees with you already.

i think the posts in OP are larping worst case scenario of a reasonable fear. social circles at college are tight. everyone knows everyone else by some degree of separation. if i started asking out all the girls i was attracted to i would ostracized quickly

this kind of logic only works for people who go to clubs and different clubs often

*pisses onto my face*

>>38444285
Awesome. I've had my eye on that coat for awhile now. Thanks honey.

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A deal's a deal. let's get this all over with.

You will sit in front of a PC and watch very slow, boring videos, about topics such as the Food Safety Temperature Danger Zone. Every few minutes you'll be made to take a quiz, answering detailed questions to make sure you're paying attention. After the first few it will become very difficult to pay close attention and you'll have to re-watch some segments several times. This process will continue for roughly two full days.

>>38444352
Apparently its only gonna take two hours.

>>38444442
that's a LIE man a LIE

>>38444231
You're depressed and looking for some sort of mystery to life. I'm sorry to tell you but fucking elder scrolls lore is more interesting and in depth than anything about christianity. If you want spoopy mysticism and things of that nature go to your local masonic lodge.

>>38444231
getting ready for the upcoming Apocalypse

>>38444294
>>38444313
I've considered both of these.

>>38444227
congrats, you made urself bi.
you unlocked all teh players

>>38444770

No, not bi. Asexual. I don't get aroused by men, but I haven't learned to be aroused by women. I feel empty. It was better before.

>>38444844
congrats, you made yourself asexual.
you locked yourself out of the game

>>38444219
Can some give me a quick, but not too quick, rundown on the Bogs?

>>38444219
yes, because he can hear me even if i don't take the call.

>>38444219
Only if I want to save /r9k/

So no.

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>>38444204
>you will never be unconditionally loved
>you will never travel with your waifu for months at a time
>you will never be the talk of your high school classmates
>you will never "make it"

>>38444204
>be me, 30
>too exhausted at night to cry
>good opportunity to day-cry
>no water comes out, just heave

The numbness washes over just before the end

>>38444204
I got the sauce homie, it's from a show called Nathan for you. I highly recommend it, that show is hilarious and horribly underrated, any spaghetti spilling autist will enjoy this show, he's a master at making people feel awkward and uncomfortable.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xtEmJeojY0I

>>38444180
>get drunk in space shuttle
>open the airlock to go outside
>forget to put on space suit first
>die.

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>Get high in train bathroom
>Forget how to open the door
I had to pretend it was jammed and get someone waiting outside to call the porter.

>>38444180
smell is not enough justification to search you moron, you could have just refused it. but this is prob fake anyway

Why would I want to ask you anything, you're boring

>>38444141
*sigh* why is summer so shit

>>38444213
fuck off attentionwhorecunt