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>>38445527
Please leave my room

>>38445555
Kek
nice quads

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>>38445527
O U T
U U
T U O

don't forget to be original

reeeee get offa muh board u chad nooeeeee

>>38445472
ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL
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begging for validation here is almost as sad as what you consider of us. sad failed normie. maybe you'll get a few months out of it before tyrone steps in.

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>>38445441
>mfw some normie girl tries to talk me up but she says she doesn't watch JoJo

>>38445441
Hey buddy here's some spoilers
The boss is called diavolo. His stand can cause timeskips, the effects of which he can choose to ignore.
Whitesnake belongs to the prison priest, a man named pucci. He is a former friend of dios and is looking for the way to create the perfect stand.
He succeeds and causes time to speed up so that the universe resets.
Part seven is the time reboot of parts one, two and three. Zeppeli dies again. Valentine uses dirty deeds done dirt cheap to find the parallel world version of Dio who has The World as a stand again.
Lucy defeats The World Dio by forcing him to annihilate with this world's Dio.

>>38445441
I could never tell the girls apart from the guys in JoJo, everyone just looks like a tranny monster.

>>38445417
If that woman is you.
Huge red flag.

>>38445417
If she claims shes "been hurt"

That's a tell tale sign of a ho

All her friends are men because 'girls are too much drama'

It means she is the one who causes the issues and hanging out with men means she has a monopoly on their attention.

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>pe*ple who prefer one or the other and not the combination of the two

>>38445282
You mean women?

Women only care about lyrics and singing, that's why they have such shit taste

>>38445282
>Is it autism?
no, it's /mu/. if you make a song that's just the word "nigger" being repeated 1000x times, but sounds good, then I don't give a shit. I don't pay attention to lyrics anyway, it's hard to understand them without having them in front of you, at least, for me, a non-native English speaker.

I did the same thing sunday weed and everything. Life is pointless. No friends, no gf, no ambition, no goals.

30 yr old here

>Is there any hope?
No.

It's 10:45am where I am, I'm still in my dressing gown. I might take the dog to the park in an hour. But I probably wont.

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My employment contract ended on the 13 of july.

I haven't stepped foot outside from that day. If i go out, all i am gonna see are happy folks with their friends and gf.
Just picturing this right now sickens me.

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>>38445171
if you could have a stand anon, what would it be?
http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html

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>>38446057
it would be like star platinum, but it would also REMOVE TRAPS, WOMEN AND GAYS from my board.

I'd call it "invisible touch" or some shit, I dunno.

>>38446136
star platinum the world, or just star platinum?
i'd like to have a utility stand like za hando, or crazy diamond, or even echoes act 2. another handy stand to have would be sticky fingers

>>38445117
You don't want one.
You fucking retarded cunt.

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>>38445152
Yes I do. I love bad boys.

>>38445117
Sociopaths wouldn't settle for low-lifes because there is nothing to gain from the relationship

Most people just buy weed from acquaintances

>>38445130
That's not really an option for me

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>>38445085
>30 year old Canadian NEET virgin with no friends or family
Honestly feel for you leaf bro. I haven't had any friends for over ten years now, but I think having some family around prevents me from going completely crazy or suicidal.

I thought this was sci for a second

>>38445054
Looks like the pituitary gland is still intact. Fascinating.

>>38445054
Are you implying that consciousness isn't created by physical processes in the brain? Are plants conscious?

>>38444994
KANA MENIA HAMANA MENIA

s-s-sasuke kun

FRIES! TOO MUCH SALT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlKRLCI0Zu0

>>38444927
Get a job. Get a wife. Have children. Those are your only obligations.

>>38445044
Woah,i didnt realise it was that easy dude. Thanks.

>>38445044
you're not obligated to do any of those things. Those aren't even necessarily good things to do. Do whatever you want as long as you don't hurt other people. You might have to work to do what you want but you might not depending on what you want to do.

>>38444824
>Find large scissor
>Turn off all electronic devices
>Cut all the powerchords
>Stare at the wall for a couple of days
After that something magical happens.

>>38444824
Unplug from the matrix and go outside.

>>38444910
What do you mean though? Where do people go when they're outside? Do I just walk in the woods?

>>38444756
>thoughts just spontaneously and uncontrollably pop into your head

So just like literally everyone else?

>>38444818
ya but its actually fucking terrifying when you think about itif you can even control the fact youre thinking about it

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Mind if I dump my oc pepes? I had made this a while back.

>>38444735
Where in the south?
Describe your life and why you want to end it

>>38444735

Possibly.
Describe your ideal scenario and then I will decide.

>>38444735

Looks like I'm not the only person with suicide on my mind tonight. I'm just tired, I tried to be optimistic but this world is shit. I just want to leave.