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Holy shit...I can't believe this never occurred to me. Why aren't you robots dating blind girls?? They're probably eager for attention and obvious they don't care what you look like. It's win-win!
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>>38442222
Depends on what they look like. Also seems a hassle and a pretty big negative to have a relationship with someone who cannot see anything. You won't be able to do anything with her that requires sight.

Only replied because quads
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>>38442222
they can still smell you
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Maybe what's holding us back is on the inside :^)

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>there are people graduating from STEM and have careers lined up
>tfw 27 and failed my CDL test for the 3rd time and I have to take all the written endorsement tests again because parallel parking
>tfw everyone from my class from when I began is making money and I'm here starting ALL over
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Damn lads, I don't know what to do now.I have to pay 80bux and get all my shit done again. I don't even have the money. Why is everything so hard for me?
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You could probably do it but you have zero confidence so you fail.
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Maybe that's a good sign to do something else? Another trade perhaps?

You will see a ton of train/bus, truck and heavy equipment operators out of work thanks to automation. Big rigs are already being automated in mining (e.g. Canadian oilsands). As a senior project manager for a tech firm contributing to your demise let me just say you will see it in your working life.

If you just love those heavy vehicles you'd have better luck training as an electronics technician maintaining their future versions.

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>tfw you were kid who drew swastikas everywhere
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>>38441726
I was the kid who deliberately acted weird to get attention.
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>that kid who was a furry who wore a furry tail to school
god...
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>>38441726
>that kid who didn't talk to anyone in school and just ignored everyone.

It's not that bad, but i literally had no friends and just wanted to be alone.

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>he hasn't become a sissy femboy trap yet
What do you have to lose?
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these threads are not interesting and never have been, just stop
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>>38441563
Transgenderism is unhealthy and detrimental to your mental health, I was born to be male
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>>38441606
Thats fucking disgusting. Off yourself you mentally ill faggot.

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apologize to anyone you couldnt apologize to before. or pretend you are someone else apologizing to you for something they never said sorry for.
ill go first.

also tell story related to apology if anons show interest.
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>>38441146
Im sorry guys i fucked up and i was a dumb kid on narcotics

-Benson the Menace
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I'm sorry for being shit too you. I miss you everyday.
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What else should I be
All apologies
What else could I say
Everyone is gay
What else could I write
I don't have the right
What else should I be
All apologies

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post your tinder failures
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Thats bretty funny desu

I would post mine but they really are too traumatic for me
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>>38441088
post them please, anon
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>>38441023
I liked that anon, but I'm not a girl I guess.

Why hasn't this sentence ever been said?
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bump for non-femanon thread. thanks op
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>>38440980
Why hasn't this one?
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>>38441420
This one hasn't either. How odd.

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>tfw no book-lover gf
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>>38440241
Do people really still read?
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I wonder if I could get away with rape in a barnes and noble
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>>38440241
> she's lying on the book you want to pick up
w-what do?

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>America can afford to spend trillions on bombing foreign countries
>providing healthcare to their own citizens is too costly though
Can I get an American to explain this to me? This shit just doesn't add up.
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If we don't bomb foreign countries our Saudi overlords won't give us money
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Somebody was paid to make the bomb
somebody was paid to drop the bomb
somebody was paid to make a report on the bomb dropping
Nobody was paid to fix your stupid shit because you made a poor life choice.
Nobody is going to give you this life saving drug that costs billions to research and produce for free because you are a useless sack of shit with no money.


Do you get it now? Eurocuck
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>>38439945
It doesnt add up correct but lobbys and ignorant republicant believe you need 10 star destroyers for 23,47 trillion dollars.... sad stuff

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The femanon is, fundamentally, a creature of lust. Many mistake her overt sexuality for something more calculating, but they mistake the principle of the thing for something symptomatic of a systematized machiavellian tendency towards procuring resources.

This is their mistake. The femanon is, essentially, something driven by lust. Drawn like a magnet to the most perverse spaces on the internet, lacking a father figure in her formative years of any note and a mind completely corrupted by pornography: These are the ingredients of the femanon.

The femanon is overtly sexual because she needs dick. She craves dick. She needs rape. She needs abuse. She needs degrading sex, she needs to call her lover "daddy" and much, much worse.

And that, my friends, is why we love her.
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>>38438064

Femanons need animal dick
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>>38438097
Femanons need to accept that they're never going to be happy in a relationship that doesn't have these sexual components.
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Femanons are rape dolls.

>tfw no femanon to choke until she passes out and then wake back up by pissing on her

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You are REQUIRED to post ITT if you have never touched a female breast before.

No, breastfeeding does not count.
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I wanna punch a bitch to the floor and then grab her tits and run away
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>>38437893
I don't really have anything to say but oh wellll
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does consent matter?

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Have you guys ever created anything? Like wrote any stories or a novel? Post your content if you have.

Ive written a couple shorts stories in the past but deleted them all because they were too cringe-worthy.
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Quests on /qst/ but that's about it. It's fun though.
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>>38436921

"Cringe" is a social concept. Are you afraid of our judgment?
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>>38436942
I'm a pussy, so i'm afraid of any judgement. Plus the short stories were really bad.

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Daily reminder that the Pareto Principle exists. 20% of men have sex with 80% of women. The remaining men are just worker bees that provide a tax base for the government.

>stop working
>stop going to school
>stop paying taxes

https://youtu.be/7XuQx54kooM
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>sex is the only thing that matters
Virgin turbo nihilism as usual.
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>>38435526

I hate women and that video is degenerate as fuck

I'm rock hard after watching it tho, desu
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>>38435545
You don't value what you have bro, try forced celibate, its kills the soul.

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Dear Anna,

Things simply aren't the same without you.

I miss you. I'm sure you don't miss me though.
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>>38434220
C.,

I know you're bummed about being sent to Guangzhou to live with your grandparents, but it's going to be nice; you'll meet a lot of interesting people and learn to live a little. Remember to shake your grandparents' hands and greet them by bowing in humble gratitude. It's all for your own good, Champ.

Sincerely,
D.
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Emily

Grill yourself you cheating whore

I hate you

Die die die die die die

Cunt

With love
D
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>>38434251
why was he or she forced into this?

Its that time again to go and hug your family and post the results below.
have any family issues? talk about them below
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These threads make me uncomfortable
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>>38434148
yeah, I feel sorry for the family for getting constant hugs
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>>38434050
>delicate, draws sustenance solely from onii-chan's attention and love
And his protein-rich spunk, most likely.

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