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>tfw you will never be a child/teenager again and be a part of a group of 3-4 who do everything together and are loyal to each other and motivate and make each other stronger

Do these kinds of friendships even exist outside of fiction? It always seems that humans are too scummy for that. It is always a clique with an alpha and others just stay there for social status and barely care about each other.

I somehow always envied the guys in fiction who experience pure friendship without any power dynamic involved.
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I had this in grade K-2, there were still power games though.

I mean you can only really get this type of friendship when you're 4 rivals but have team up in the face of a greater challenge. It never lasts unless you're consistently facing challenges.

The only way to experience this as an adult is through a company startup.
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>>38445887
Children don't have enough freedom to do much with their friends and adults have lost their innocence and have responsibilities to deal with.
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>>38446272
So much this.

I miss being a kid. Being an adult fucking sucks

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Why did the Americans give japan back to the Japanese? why not at least make it easy for their own citizens to live there? Is the US government really that cucked
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After dropping the nuke, they had to play damage control so that everyone else wouldn't make an anti US alliance.
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because they saw it was more valuable to brainwash the nips to love america and become greatest ally. which is what they did quite successfully.
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>they will never be nuked again

weebs made me hate those cunts so much

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Im now too fat too see my penis when i look down, i used to be happy when people asked can you see your penis and i could say i can but now cant even say that


IVE HAD ENOUGH ROBOTS IM GONNA GET /fit/ AND BE A CHAD, SO IM NOT GONNA BE SAD LIKE THIS
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>>38445805
Get an exercise bike (fan blade type)
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Remember Anon; Abs are made in the kitchen and not the gym! Eat right and less, and don't starve yourself.
>>>/fit/
Good luck Anon! Trust me, you'll be happpier healthy. Oh, and be sure to read through the sticky on /fit/, there are no shortcuts to doing something right. Good luck once again!
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>>38445827
I cant afford that but im gonna try jogging about a Kilometre a day also im gonna start lifting 16 kg weights

im 6'2 and almost 300 pounds

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HEY ANON! WHO SAID YOU CAN LAY IN BED ALL DAY WATCHING CHINESE CARTOONS. GET THE FUCK OFF THE BED AND GIVE ME 20 PUSH UPS. THEN ITS OFF TO THE TRACO FIELD SO YOU CAN LOOSE SOME WEIGHT. ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GRADUATE FROM NEET CAMP!
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>>38445796
AYE AYE S-SIR
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Nah I'm good, thanks for the offer though
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>>38445818
DO YOU SUCK DICKS PRIVATE?

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Post movies that women can NEVER understand
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>>38445786
>Post movies that women can NEVER understand
moon
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>>38445786
Tsk. Women never understand true art
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Now go and get your shine box.

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>he was a skater boy
>she said see you later boy
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>>38445688
>I know I shouldn't mope around
>I shouldn't curse
>But the pain feels so much worse
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>WE WILL REMEMBER THEM
>OH YES, WE WILL REMEMBER THEM
every time...
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>>38445688
Avril lavigne though bro

no judgement but damn lol

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Why don't you try your luck anon?
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>>38445624
Luck just isn't on my side, OP.
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God damn James Dean was the embodiment of cool.
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>>38445624
>Why don't you try your luck anon?
yeah anon, i mean, what's the worst that could happen?

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I hope you realize that all women, regardless of intelligence, height, level of attractiveness desire a handsome, muscular, smart, wealthy and high status male to breed with.
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>>38445596
>women want an attractive man
>men want an atteactive women
Really makes you think.
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>>38445596
Yeah but all women think they themselves are ugly, weak, stupid, poor and low status so as a man you already look good by comparison.
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>>38445920
Attractive men are not enough. They also have to be smart, rich, have status and be muscular.

Women just need to be attractive and not scum.

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why won't women let me fuck them? it's just sex ffs
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>become a wagekek
>save a little money
>go to amsterdam or whatever, fuck the shit out of every type of girl imaginable for like $60 each

sex tourism ain't hard

I don't know why you fellow wagies don't hop on that train
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>>38445622
Are there Amsterdam titcows? I'd save up for one of those if they're available.
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>>38445646
Yeah. I haven't been everywhere, but I've been to a few places. Anon's guide:

>Netherlands:
Safe, well regulated european prostitution. Prices vary a lot, but aren't too expensive, not as much as you expect. Lots of body types, but none of the girls are too TOO young like you might find elsewhere. Not old, though. Lots of big tits if you're into that.

>Thailand:
Mixed bag. Many super cute girls, often teens, but inconsistent and they can be difficult to come across and approach. You might leave disappointed. Can be difficult to navigate if you're unfamiliar with the area. All that said, I've fucked tight [REDACTED] year old pussy here, and nothing has ever compared

>Japan:
Not all that great. You can reliably get a blowjob at a cafe by a lady who is very good at giving a blowjob. Japan is an amazing place, but not for this.

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>be /fa/
>have g8 face
>four girls at work today complimented my appearance
>barely knew 3 of them
>one of them is always flirting with me
>a girl on the train today was discretely stealing glances at me
>had a really big carnival in my city last week
>drunk stacys on the train would sometimes flirt with me or make lewd poses for me
>tfw too autistic to take advantage of this
>tfw khv at the age of 20
>tfw my looks will start to deteriorate soon
>tfw i've wasted my life
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>>38445497
come on, no one else ktf?
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guys compliment my bod
girls don't seem to care/just see my acne
try to dress nice, but my face still looks like a warzone
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>>38445497
you're the real normie here faggot go kill yourself

did anyone else get blocked by her...? I ended up missing her posts for some reason
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Everyone is blocked.
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this photoshopping cunt again?
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>>38445403
What does this image mean? I dont get it

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>tfw managed to get through life so far without developing any sort of real personality
Does anyone else know this feel? I've managed 22 abysmal years without developing myself as a human. I have no hobbies, I'm not funny or entertaining to talk with, I can't even defend my own thoughts and opinions from my own criticism, and I have no friends. I'm not even good at the videogames I waste my time with. How can people go so long without growing themselves in any way? What can I do to fix it? Should I just off myself?
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>>38445325
have u any sort of education / job?
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>>38445366
Nothing beyond a standard high school education, and no job whatsoever. Complete burden.
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>>38445415
that's rough ... but you are only 22. Just a kid really. Why not go (back) to school? Meet some people and learn some skills?

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Robots. Does this seem like a fun time to you? I want to do this with my robot boyfriend, but how do I bring it up to him?
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>>38445281
nah.. her feet are too ugly
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I guess it would be okay. Shes skinny though, so that's the only reason why it'd be fun. If its a fat chick, no thanks.


t. schizoid.
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>>38445281
I'll use bondage gear when a girl requests it, but I prefer manual restraint because I enjoy her struggling.

Just give them to him and tell him to pretend you're stacey.

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Robot.. state your fetish, NOW!!
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snuff, originally
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>>38445160
A girl with animal ears/tail.

I just can't do it otherwise, it feels impure.

Sadly, the real thing will never be real.
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>>38445160
shitbposting for (yous) is the only thing that gets me hard anymore

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I'm a newfag who is NEET-bound. Any advice to stop my life from turning to complete shit?
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just spend your free time here :)
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>>38445009
We'll need more info to give proper advice.
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>>38445009
i saw a japanese doco about hikis. they said the parents have two weeks to help their kid. past two weeks at they are fcked

i would guess it's the same in the west. if i have had help early on i wouldn't be here right now.

t. neet 5 years strong

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