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>super qt petite freshly 18 girl at work tells me she'll blow me in the walk-in fridge
>tell her "no"

It's honestly worse to have pussy flung at you and end up autisming out of it than it is to have no pussy at all

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Turns out a girl at a party i went to liked me.
Then my uncontrollable ADHD kicks in act like an autist like I usually do
I didn't find she liked me out until after the party.
>MY FUCKING ADHD RUINS EVERYTHING AND I CANT HELP IT
>This always happens to me

any other ADHD fags out there?

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>what is the first thing you notice about this picture?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fA1nAFAYOI

Fucking normies.

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feels mild man

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hey robots I am very depressed and can't sleep, had a shitty day, had a fuckton of problems, might have to quit my dead end job tomorrow, will have a hard time finding a new job, I struggle with drug addiction.

serious post

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>spend half the day working
>come home, few hours of free time
>go to sleep
>wake up, do it all over again

How do they do it and continue living? I've only been working for 2 months but I already want to kill myself.

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Is this hairstyle cool?
I think this hairstyle is cool
and my hair is almost long enough to do it.

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>ywn be a teen in the early 60s picking up qt's, surfin, goin to malt shops and listening to the beach boys

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girl I like goes on a date with me. Its going great, we decide to go on another one. Does not respond to me for a month. I think I did something wrong . And I get pic.

Why does she hate me? I did everything right?

Why can't someone love me back?

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there is a spider in my room and I want him to get out
spiderbro leave pls

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>21 y/o
>living at home with parents
>spent the last couple years staving off NEEThood however I could (work/school, never became a full-time or long-term commitment until just recently)
>most of my IRL friends turned out to be toxic trash who actively fucked me over and continue to shit talk me behind my back
>even my online friends fell under a similar spell, a couple even are friends with some of those same shitty IRLs and they call me a "failed Chad" after the breakup I went through
>just tired of fake people at this point, want to give life a fair shot and surround myself with constructive presences
>only source of sanity I have when I'm not shitposting on Facebook or smoking pot is putting up with my family, the small handful of friends I have left who haven't fucked me over yet and hopefully aren't going to, and my church

I hate to sound so bitter but it's amazing how much bullshit you can go through without it completely wearing you down. Give it to me straight. Am I a failed Chad because some fake people hate me and I didn't get everything I want out of life in less than a year's time?

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>Be me
>Robot for the entirety of my life
>2 years ago
>reconnect with a girl from high school that I always liked
>Start getting closer
>Relationship forms, no longer robot
>work out
>In love
>Say I love you but no official title because neither of us feel it necessary
>Amazing time with each other
>Can't stress this enough, so deeply in love
>She has family issues
>Help her work through them, they still suck
>Closer to her than anyone I've ever known in my life.
>be 2 days ago
>laying in bed together after spending the day trying restaurants
>"Hey, should have the house to ourselves in september wanna stay over for a few nights?" I ask
>"If I'm here" she responds
>What
>Parents now forcing her to go off to college 6 hours away
>Knew this would happen but now that it's actually happening
>Fuck
>Parents forcing her off to college
>Neither of us want it to happen
>Feel the numbness creep back
>Feel the old feeling I was so accustomed to
>Feel empty again
>We only have a little over a month left together unless something drastic changes

Why did I fall for the love meme. Why did this have to be ripped away from me...

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Black people shouldn't be allowed to live.

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Ask someone who just joined a frat anything.