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>>38447966

This has been on my mind lately too, noticing that about 3 out of every four white women close to my age are fat or chubby.

I'd really like to relocate to another country where I don't have to compete with all the local men for the few thin women but it sounds like too much work to move to other countries where the economy relatively sucks.

I work in South LA, and it's full of disgusting morbidly obese Mexicans. There's a 99 cent store i do that's filled with them. IDK how it's possible TBQH

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>>38448015
Why don't you ever stop?

>>38447907
near and small

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>>38447907
THAT'S MY FUCKING DICK YOU ASSHOLE

Medium-short if I yank it like a savage and finish it in 3 minutes, long if I stop n go. Size is decent, yuge if I havent smacked it in a couple days and its slimy I guess.

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>>38447888
>What is your favorite quality of hers?
Likeable personality.
>How long have you been together?
A little over 10 years.

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>What is your favorite quality of hers?
If I had to choose, her personality, I'm not very good at this kind of stuff.
>How long have you been together?
Since around November, that was when I started taking it seriously.

>>38447888
I made the mistake of posting mai waifu once, some edgy individual posted her getting the knot the other day.
I should have known better.
never again.

Heh. Speak for yourself, pleb.

Good. I just want that negrizoid peen.

Are vulva's normally that puffy?

>>38447848
Too wholesome for people like us

Stop fucking saying kino for literally anything. Gah!

>>38447848
Nope
Lived on Maui 7 years all sluts.

No, even yamazaki drops that mindset eventually

Also Yamazaki is a cunt in the novel

>>38447746
>Was he right?
Yes, he is very correct.

>>38447746
Finish the series, he is a two faced cunt.

>>38447704
>he's never heard of the jelquing meme

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>>38447853
I haven't either does it work?

Whoever this bitch is, she is just the right level of ugly to excite me in a weird way. Her tits are also pretty good, beyond her fatness

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Sometimes I like to browse dead, ancient imageboards that only get 3 replies per year, some of them have threads from 2004/5. It's comfy, like taking a walk in a graveyard.

>>38447701
it's weird that there's no nostalgiachan yet.
/f/ is actually surprisingly similar to its 2005 days.

Homestarrunner

That site hasn't changed visually since it conception.


Spyro hints

Last updated in 2003.

>>38447693
They do?
orgasmality

>>38447693
how do i find an asian fembot that looks like this and will play competitive games with me?

>>38447719
>female
>competitive
???
kill yourself

Take an interest in other things, or just talk about the weather or get the normie to talk about themselves

>>38447682
Get things to talk about. You need to be actually happy with yourself and mostly with what you're doing before you can successfully make solid friendships. Get hobbies, a job, do activities. I know it may seem hard, but that's what you have to do.

>>38447682
Why would you even want to socialize lmao? Live for yourself my dude being a loner is the best.

I've mainly used toys so I'm no expert. I haven't felt a lot of soreness even my first time. It's just the regular post coitus feeling I guess. Then again like I said I've only used moderately sized toys

Also I felt a bit light headed I suppose

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Why don't you try it and let the rest of us know afterwards?

I'm a robot cause I hate people

>>38447638
earliest memories involve being painfully abused and then when i got older i developed multiple health problems and became physically disabled and am in pain every day

>>38448017
Damn that sucks,what kind of disability no you have?

>>38447631
What is mean-spiritedness?

>>38447804

Nothing. Just had a hard night

Being unable to be cruel is a weakness. Being able to be cruel and choosing not to be is a strength.

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>You will only hear "I love you" from anime posting weeb faggots on 4chan

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AGGHHH FUCK I KNOW IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I'M UGLY AND I HAVE A 4.5 INCH DICK BUT I STILL HATE MYSELF FOR IT

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>>38447651
At least they care

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Good job, anon. You should kill yourself now to save the humiliation.

>"Guess I win, queers."

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>>38447595
Say ur just autist, gay or both