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>trying to find friends on r9k

Looks like its time to go /lonewolf/ OP.

>>38448338
You spent 6 years in an echo chamber, and the robots don't want you in it because you'd be calling into question their ideals. You need to find like minded people, and will need to continue doing that the rest of your life.

>>38448320
no
origin pulse

>>38448320
It's a sign that you're 17 years old

>>38448320
Nah I'd say its just self motivation to say those things to yourself. Youre just speaking your thoughts, nothing wrong with that.

I did none of these things. for me it was put on makeup and a mix cd

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I apologize for this.

TRL was late 90s. Britney Spears and those boy bands made that show

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>2 years from being a wizard
>might die from cardiac arrest anytime soon

I'm 30 and lost my virginity. Actually had sex.

>>38448383
Get out normie!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
origami salami senpai

>>38448256
Wtf is this shit? No, I wouldn't date whatever is in that picture.

>>38448256
No, they're idolaters. Meaning they are delusional, childish and imaginative which stems from their simpleness and foolishness.

I guarantee any person who is a goth is a very simple and delusional person.

>tfw no cybergoth gf to dance under bridges with

>>38448220
>tfw fembot wanted to watch it with me to see how bad it is
>She disappeared two months ago, didn't block/remove me but stopped logging on to Skype/Discord/Steam

HOLD ME

>>38448220
>"Hi there, would you like to see the Emoji Movie with me?"

Or you could just pay a girl to go with you.

>>38448220
>wanting to see the emoji movie in the first place
???

>>38448219
and I do not give a shit about you, faggot
stop with this heartwarming threads, /r9k/ needs hate, not love
love made us all into robots in first place

>>38448234
that was probably their intention
>>38448219
fuck off, OP. go away

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>>38448234
>love made us all into robots in first place

Tickle her? She'll move I think.

My IQ stat isn't high enough to derive enjoyment from reading literature.

>>38448176
Excuse me, mind if I get a book from back there?
Oh sure thing, sorry.
BOOM. Done.

>>38448171
>People who fudge posts for originality should be banned. Or turn off the robot. It's pointless if you allow people to cheat.

I agree
I just want to remind you, OP, that if you don't report these posts then mods won't be able to notice 90% of the time.

If you report rule breaking filter evading posts they are removed most of the time.

>>38448171
I like it how it is. You don't have to be completely original all the time if you absolutely can't, but the robot tones it down a lot
It's a happy medium

>>38448171
Ban Love.

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>>38448168
"It's as easy as standing up straight, looking the manager in the eye, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you're the right man for the job. Weren't you listening, Champ?"

A good start would probably be to ask a more qualified community.

>>38448168
>How do you become more confident?
sounding
start sticking rods in your dick and you'll feel like you can do anything

>>38448048
>I really wanna learn how to play the accordian!!
don't it is a waste

>>38448048
>I really wanna learn how to play the accordian!!
how much does one cost?

>>38448694
>how much does one cost?
like $500 minimum.

>>38448044
What lies at the roots of your suicidal ideation?

>>38448044
an unfortunate life for you that would be..

>>38448044
No one would want to spend the rest of their life with a suicidally depressed NEET shut in like me. I do hope you find someone to spend your life with though.

>>38447999
2007 is when the internet went mainstream.

>>38447999
for me everything has been shit since 2000 i think that everyone has there own personal year everything went to shit

>>38447999
Runescape died and everything went downhill after that

>keep thinking I'm going to get fired due to poor performance
>keep getting more hours

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>dumb manager calls me into office
>says they're letting me go
>kinda shocked, but I was planning on quitting in a week or two anyway once I heard back about a different job
>Don't change my face, just start closing all the windows on my laptop and say "okay" while he keeps talking
>he says I can stay for another two weeks if I want, for financial stability
>refuse, say I'm leaving today
>Take 30 minutes to get all my shit together
>Go back to his office, give him all my stuff, say like 3 words and walk out
>Didn't say goodbye to anyone because they were all morons
>Enjoyed being a NEET for about a month before I got my next job

Zero fucks, seriously.

>>38447997
no, but once I told my boss that this job is not for me and I quit
tbhfamalam job was not for me and boss said it was good to be sincere

>>38447992
I've killed off all the other tripfags. You're welcome ;^)

>>38448248
lmao you are right, I haven't even noticed Samson around

Honestly this kinda makes me sad... feels nostalgic or something, even though I was never really close to any of the old trip fags or anything

>>38448260
The tripfag broalition has fallen. I have to stand guard in hopes newcomers will arrive to rebuild.