Just remember that every little piece of meat you have or will ever eat started out like this.
>>38452509
literally don't care, i just see an object. i just fucking eat things.
>>38452509
What's your point my dude?
>>38452509
I don't eat goats or lamb that often though? If that's a calf I don't care. Pigs and chickens look completely different. Don't even get me started on fish.
Chris Chan just confirmed that Sonichu has transitioned in to a female!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/updated-chris-13084462?utm_campaign=postshare&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook
This is a major win for the LGBT community!
Someone should really show these to a psychiatrist, i'm sure it'd be fascinating
>>38452488
Actually thats Chris Chan sonichu he is a female
the regular sonichu is still a male
god read the lore!
Is this the perfect female ass?
i dont know about perfect but it's nice. enough to work with
>>38452472
that blur is hiding some things, but fuck yes every man alive would hit that
>>38452472
I know it was like 7 years ago so you underage b&'s probably don't remember, but a body double was used for this scene.
>cut myself as a teen
>forever have the biggest red flag possible literally scarred into a very visible part of my body
I have no one to blame but myself.
Scars are cool. People live too clean a lofe anyway.
>>38452468
Tell peopple you went inside Africa and a tiger assaulted you, anon
>>38452468
I used to cut my hands because of the whole theory that pain is not real, that I can psychologically block out pain by not thinking about it. I fucked up my hands pretty good
They are shitting up the board as we speak.
Let's have a thread to celebrate how much we hate them.
>>38452461
>le ruining speedrunning face
Sorry but I'm getting so fucking sick of this bullshit.
>>38450427
>>38441563
>>38447646
I DON'T CARE IF YOU FAGGOTS THINK THIS IS A CUTE GIRL! IT'S NOT!
IT'S A FUCKING BOY WHO'S DISGRACED HIS FUCKING FAMILY
Just by curiosity, am I the only one who refuses to associate with younger people? I'm 26, and the other day, one of my friends wanted me to meet one of his friends, who he had told about me and wanted to meet me. Before I accepted, I asked questions about him and it seems like we would have gotten along, but he was only 18. I don't like talking to people who aren't around my age, so I refused to meet him and explained him clearly why. They both thought that I was an asshole because of that.
Was I in the wrong? I feel anxious and threatened by people who aren't of my generation.
>>38452372
your just retarded
On the internet, yes. In real life, no. People younger than me tend to be either overly-emotional or addicted to memes. In real life, there's social pressure to reign in their autism.
>>38452372
>Was I in the wrong?
No, you arent wrong at all. I do the same thing online.
>"Anon, I really love you and want to have sex with you but before we go on I need to tell you, I was sexually abused when I was 10 years old. I feel so ugly telling you this. Now choke me, Daddy."
What do you do?
>>38452312
Well, I guess I should probably choke her.
>>38452312
I remember to slap her across the face while I'm choking her.
>>38452753
Literally do this,have with a few girls. I have to dom to get off, even though I'm really laid back out of the bedroom
>tfw i wanna be porn productor
>tfw 19yo poor kv
feels bad
I can take your virginity, anon. Just get dubs.
>>38452295
All you need to do is work out, get a good bod, start a chaturbate and eventually get a girl to stream with you. It's that easy
It's not that hard, you just need
>girls
>film equipment
>money
You can pay the girl for the day, $500 is super generous for a college sophomore, so it's a one time payment kind of deal, and you can film multiple scenes. If you aren't fit or we'll hung then you can find a fit guy to be your male talent, I'm sure he will work for free lunch. Find a friend with rich parents to let you borrow his dslr for a day. Rent a nice hotel room, maybe a suite at one of the more well known names like ritz carlton, marriott, etc. They have deals on low traffic days, don't go over $200 with tax.
Overall you can drop $1000 and get 4+ scenes throughout the night. That's a paycheck for a normal wagecuck, very achievable. It's going to be a lot of work for the talent, so you may need drugs to power them through it.
Once you have it, you can start your own membership based site, with the full lenght videos, and then make 4 minute previews to post on free porn sites with your site watermark/link.
Once revenue comes in, make more scenes.
Thoughts on this painting that I did?
it looks lit af
>>38452304
haha thanks man, cheers
>>38452293
>>38452304
samefag? perhaps. Hotel?
Last time I wrote you this:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38020976/#38020976
And since then I came to her city and we hang out and went to a bar, we had really good time.
Went to a movie together but we weren't a couple yet.
last friday night she texting me while she hang out at a bar with her friends and we had really got and emotional conversations.
Then she told me half jokingly that I don't love her because I never hug her so I explaine to her I have hard to do this kind of stuff near people(but only at the beginning) and I ask her "what are we" and than I asked if she want us to be a couple, she was happy and agreed. And I tolod her next time I see her in 2 days I will hug and cuddle her.
and for the next few days we had long hug and cuddles when without anyone seeing.
Today was the peak, we hug as usuall but for longer time and got a little bit closer, at lunch she put her leg close to mine and wanting more touching,
So I stroke and grabbed leg, and It was pretty hot because there were more people around the table.
then when I finished lunch I waited for an hug goodbye at the art room.
then we hugged and I put the watch she put down before on her hand and she stood with her back against me and her butt on my crotch, I put my head closer to her head And I could smell her hair, I put my hand around her waist and raised my hands toward her chest, I asked if it's ok and she said yes and I grabbed her boobs. It's felt so good. half minutes later we stopped because we thought we heard someone coming.
and we said goodbye.
Than later I got message from her saying she's happy to have me and want to do it tomorrow as well.
This Thursday I' mgoing to her place as well.
Also she's virgin and inexperience like me so we good to each other.
Sorry for my English
Good for you man origbaldfg
>>38452250
Hey man good for you dude, don't mess it up.
did she tell you she is a virgin?
>>38452250
Shes going to cheat on you...You will never be happy.
General discussion for those living in New Zealand.
Who /UC/uck here?
>>38452154
Uni next week. Huehuehue can't wait
>>38452154
jaffafag checking in
>>38452779
watcha studying and where?
>Hnngh! B-be gentle Anon! It's a sensitive area right now~....
How do you respond?
hurrereghheghgghhhh
Africa has always been a sensitive area
Kick her in the stomach. It's gentler for the baby, since it won't have to materialize into this rotten world.
I Just ran the furthest (without stopping) I've ever ran since I got separated from the marine corps :DDD I think im actually gonna make it guys!
Was something chasing you?
>>38452086
Fatness? and unfitness...
>mfw I wanted to hover over the pepe to see what was under the spoiler
Why are there so many gay threads now? Not even just /r9k/, they're on every board that isn't blue.
4chan has ascended from
>tfw no gf
to
>tfw no bf
>>38452041
Faggots are obnoxious
>>38452090
Entirely and originally this
>it's a hairdresser tries to make small talk while cutting your hair episode
Go to a train station barber.
>episode meme
>being a nervous sperg meme
Are you even trying
>>38451952
i fucking hate this
just do you fucking job and leave me in peace
i don't want to talk about weather or care about you, just cut my hair so i can go and continue to shitpost on the internet