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>>38453338
You can afford an internet connection though huh?
*shakes head in disapproval*

Have you considered getting a job?

>>38453392
I can't I'm too fuckin disabled

/soc/ here
Whats a norman?? And why is your profile pic a toad with a gun?

/soc/ has existed way before you found this site, kiddo.

>>38453754
They invaded England in 1066.

I just went on /soc/ to see, and there is more dick than on /b/, probably more than on /fag/

You mean weed

Adderall.

It'll stop working after a while though.

>>38453264
No degenerate... Like prescription meds that work.

>>38453191
You have to convert to islam before you're allowed to do that anon.

>>38453191
You got problems OP

>>38453233
What problems? Just doing the world a favor. Rape and kill mudslimes

Go ahead, please sterilize yourself.

>>38453319
I would like to, but I'm not allowed to. Someone has to be responsible for supporting the single mom hordes.

Fuck women who can't have kids

lt sounds terrifying.

>>38453146
Not a fembot, but that sounds amazing.

I imagine some undergrad girl who goes to Harvard, is socially outgoing, has a promising career ahead of her, and has even done some modeling on the side finding some fat gas station clerk-tier fembot to become her financial asset by taking advantage of the fembots submissive sexuality and lust for feet. The fembot works 80-hour work weeks so the beauty can siphon the majority of it and have a base of finances so she doesn't have to work and can focus on more important things that will get her ahead and ensure she is successful at school. Once she has graduated and is headed to some high-power law firm she leaves the fembot completely to die in her financial ruin.

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>>38453146
Good in 2D but

Cool story bruh but what is that shit on op pic?

>>38453299
Looks like a cyst in the meat.

>>38453116

Oh lol that's cum

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>live next to main road
>7am traffic starts
>school road too
>9am loads of kids screaming
>12pm school lunch time more kids screaming

>neighbors work on cars all day right outside your window.

>live next to drunken nigger crackheads that party all night every weekend and park the car in our driveway
>it's ok because we are drunken methheads that party all night every weekend.
Only becomes a problem when they get the cops over there because someone is up to some niggery shit.

>>38453053
I have never had a "her" to miss. i envy you

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she's been gone for three years this month and I STILL think about her

she's completely forgotten about me

>>38453098
we suffer now brother. let the tears flow.

You only look like a retard if the buns don't come with the burgers, faggot.

>>38453041
looking like a retard is part of life. look on the bright side, no matter what you do you won't look like as massive a retard as I did this morning running on a highschool football field because I was too stupid to find the track

If you can find a lengthy and open enough space with rarely anyone dropping by, just run in place there.

Only porn sites based in the UK. It's like Brits totally want to destroy their country, first Brexit, now this. Porn sites from UK will just move elsewhere to Europe.

i'd like to see them try to force foreign based sites to comply

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>>38453025

>put tax up on food and alchohol so only the upper class can affored it, pop and chocolate and whisky will soon be a luxuary only the elites have
>reduce portion sizes so you can't enjoy something nice with a spouse or family
>ban movies books
>put laws on free speach so if you end up critizing policys you are in trouble
>get told you are basically cattle and thats why your
replacements are coming in droves


this island is a shit hole and I have to pay 500 a month to rent and 120 for the council to live on what turned out to be a fucking council estate

this isnt living, I want to get a camper van and save money to leave

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>>38452966
challenge : post something unoriginal and get away with it .

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>>38452966
samefagging is masturbation.

this action is making god kill a kitten.

think of the kittens.

i am.

>>38452966
MFW a fat old man grabs my ass just before we go on stage.

>>38452955
Punk birds are proper dirty birds like. So no. I wouldn't kiss her.
I'd fuck her though, she'd probably show me some tricks I never knew existed.

what the fuck is happening in this pic

>>38453004
Degenerate bird is licking a toilet brush (probably clean, but maybe not) because she's a degenerate punk bitch.

Where can I find the rest of these pictures?

>>38452932
Some intj girl posted it on her tumblr. Called meta memory.

>>38452919
best gf would have to be either infj or intj. I prefer someone that can both control my laziness but understand me. When I say understand, I mean talk to me about shit like wanting to terraform an entire planet.

>>38452915
money. and lots of it.

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I really wonder if these kinds of women are able to fall in love.

>>38452915
Fake tits would be great if they didn't look like you just taped two flesh-colored balloons on your chest.