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lost my v-card, bois!

>>38456367
she's got some good looking makeup on for a coma patient

>>38456367
c-can i touch her? she wont care rght?

>>38456365
>5 inches wide
I think you have penis cancer anon.

>>38456365
>wide
that's called circumference you retarded faggot

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>>38456386
>>38456394
Oops I meant circumference pls no bully

>>38456342
Letting who go? Is this a janitor'd post from /pol/?

Im too autistic for her anyway so i couldnt care less if shes gone

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>>38456342
>When did you finally realize you made a mistake in letting her go, anon?
Fucking summer in here.

>>38456327
Why bother paying when there's whores on /soc/?
>>>/soc/25452369

People do that in vocaroo threads 90% of the time.

>>38456840
>>38456354

Yes, but is often poor quality audio and isn't acted out well

Not great desu senpai.

Pretty easy to get shit jobs through though.

>>38456325
If you like minimal wages and being laid off at the end of your probation, then yea sure.

So where are good places to look for jobs?

>>38456313
How do you know you are going to loose it?

>>38456352
I met a girl on tinder, texted for weeks, she's finally going to meet me and stay in my place for the night. I've told her I can't wait to have her in my bed and she's excited as well. Wasn't super explicit but still... I think it's clear

>>38456403
Damn. That girl moves fast. I mean I guess one night stands are normal, but most people avoid staying the night as well.

Good luck! Just take it slow and don't sperg out.

>>38456243
This is absolutely haram though and you must be executed in the name of the Glorious Allah, kafir.

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>>38456279
I have to
you don't understand

>>38456297
I understand completely. You have to understand the need of your execution too.

It's called being a normal fag.
Fucking Goggle it.

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>>38456226
Hello new friend, try to lurk more. Summer almost over hurry!

>>38456226
If you sort MBTI by gender, you'd see that ALL of the Feeling personalities are on top and all of the Thinking ones are at the bottom. Women are less logical and probably more likely to go with their gut, which results in normalfaggotry.

>>38456196
I have paranoid schizophrenia
It sucks

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>extensive history of mental illness on mothers side
>uncle is diagnosed schizophrenic
>used to be completely convinced everyone could read my mind as a child and had to control my thoughts accordingly
>often feel like I'm being specifically targeted in some kind of inside joke I don't know about when people fuck with me even though I try to convince myself it sounds ridiculous
>unintentionally draw uncanny connections in unrelated everyday things that freak me out and usually gives me a sense of derealization
>have a perpetual unshakable feeling of being closely watched if I don't tape over any phone/laptop/computer cameras and cover windows completely
>sometimes see small moving things that resemble bugs or small animals in my peripheral vision that are never actually there when I try to look directly at them
>hear calm voices saying things that seem completely random but always technically make sense and have a proper sentence structure but only when I'm laying down at night, even if I'm not close to falling asleep yet
Does it sound like I'm dealing with some kind of prodromal schizophrenia or could my symptoms be explained by something more simple? I want to see a psychiatrist but I have no idea what I'd be getting into

>thread is going to die with less than 4 posts while trap/femanon threads remain at the top
just fuck my shit

>>38456161
hot pic fuck u for degenerating our brains

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How can you choose women for sexual pleasure when you can also dress like this?

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>>38456161
>Implying I can become princess peach trap just by watching some shitty sissyfication hypnosis videos.

Trust me, I even played a ton of sissy games and read caps. It doesn't turn you into a cute girl (male)

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>>38456149
/pol/ is so easy to trigger
>go to /pol/
>make thread about how white genocide is a myth and europe is being conquered by stronger men
>200 replies

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>>38456149
>acts retarded
>gets called retarded
>It was only joke why you hev to be med
collects (you)'s<

>go to /TV/
>Say Steven universe is the best program ever to air

Collect butthurt

that's not the same girl in both panels

>>38456383
who are those girls anyways? asking for a friend

>>38456383
Maybe they are. honestly i can't tell apart any of them. All of them look ldentical

>>38456076
>>it's ok for men to have a penis
>>for girls it's considered a flaw

>>38456076
Women don't have receding hairlines, stupid

>it's ok for girls to have (flaw)
>for men it's considered a bad thing

>>38456052
>tfw Calhoun predicted r9k

>>38456052
I read about these experiments
Quite intersting

No place in society, well-kempt but in the end just an idiot? Liable to get your dangly bits chewed off for even trying to make someone your own?

Sound pretty familiar to me at least.

>>38455996
Told this before
>Go to uni. First day, first class sit next to this gorgeous, I mean GORGEOUS, chick from Kuwait
>start talking to her - really hard. her English was excellent, but it was like she didn't know how to talk to a stranger.
>she has been in the US for just 3 days (her parents paid a company to set her up in the dorms, etc.). her dad is in shipping/oil money, no woman in her family has ever worked a day in her life, grew up with servants, etc. Only men she's really talked to are cousins
>Offer to show her around. She's nervous, I point out everything we do will be in public, she can bring other friends new to the US, etc. She'll think about it
>Class with her 3 times a week, M, W, F
>By second Monday she admits she needs help
>Show her where and how to do her laundry; how to navigate the cafeteria, how to order delivery pizza, etc.
>She asks if we can study together - sure!
>Meet her in the library Saturday, we actually study. After I take her to the art museum
>Pretty soon she and I are studying together three times a week and doing fun stuff over the weekend.
>She is always wearing traditional, modest clothing and a headscarf, but there is obviously porn star body underneath
>I get in the habit of meeting her by her (solo) dorm room and walking her to and from the library to study.
>One Friday I come by and it is starting to snow. She is amazed at how beautiful it is. Also icy; she slips and is nervous, so I suggest we study in her room
>She agrees after a pause
>Study, but she is distracted by the snow, gazing through the window. She says
>"It is the most beautiful thing in the world"
>I say "No - you are"
>She blushed
>When I left I leaned on and kissed her
>She was obviously shocked, but smiled
more

> Raised by single mother
> Poured all her resources on me
> Always those few sets of clothes and looks way older than she actually is
> Used all her life saving so me could study aboard
> me failed hard and no longer attaining class, visa expired and now overstaying for over a year
> depressed and drug gets a hold on me spent all the money me suppose to pay the tuition
> Mom waits at home with hope as she think her son is finishing his degree and coming back this year no knowing her son has become a drug addicted degenerate and threw all her life savings into the water
> me can't kill myself as it will totally crush my mom

Hmmm,

the best I can think of is either writing a fake love note to a girl who was actually really cute in 5th grade or peeing on some random person's door handle when i was drunk leaving a party freshman year of college.