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Because the consequences are so extreme that it's impossible for even grown adults to agree to it beforehand and fully realize the implications until that dark moment is finally at hand.

>>38457668
in canada they are

>>38457668

It's because your life belongs to the state. Freedom is an illusion.

What is a normal hairline supposed to look like?

>>38457601
he isnt balding you idiot

>>38457601
Just shave it anon. Bald looks way better than receding. Go bald with dignity

>>38457457
Why do you hate it, aniki

Why bro? Just word dude haha chill out

Yes, I much prefer "broseph", "bro-man", or "bro-enstein"

>>38457434
yeah anon i feel that way after some bad experiences

>>38457434
I'm a 26 to kv
I'm beyond jaded and cynical
It's come to the point where my emotions create actual physical pain

>>38457460
>>38457485

have you guys ever had any interactions with women who were interested, but you just didn't care at all and ignored their advances?

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>>38457426
your family is trying to help you but you just push them away

>>38457426
You know, I would feel bad, but then I remember that it was my father's doing that basically tore our family apart. So fuck that guy, He can go die in a dumpster fire.

>feeds you
>you being a dependent
>sounds like he himself is glad to see you

Unless that man fucked up hard beforehand all he wants is a "thanks for the grub."

>>38457425
3500 calories = 1 lbs
calculate your TDEE and do the maths

>>38457425
less than if you did 1000 calories a day because you'll force your body into starvation mode

>>38457526
500 calories has to be less than everyone's daily intake right?

>>38457425
What are you going to eat?

Does anyone know what's the most filling food for the least amount of calories? I'm thinking basically pure lettuce and celery.

>>38457352
Oh dear. Seems someone fell for the le manlet meme :^)

>>38457372
It is not a meme.

If you are not a certain height, many women won't even consider dating you.

I know lots of manlets who have girlfriends

>>38457345
tell him never to masterbate. That will stop him from yearning for sex

>>3847573950
What? Explain to me how that isnt counter productive.

>>38457345
Bump this has potential
Origibunusbxusi3u27ehdjd fuck mute nigger dicks 4chan

>>38457299
Female 2b obviously, the other is a boy and I don't want a boyfriend.

Left one cuz she won't leave you for chad

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>>38457299
Id rather have A2 over 2B and some dude with a blindfold + wig

I've got one word for you: volunteer

>>38457183
Fake it I'm a literal shut in and I fake it every time. Fake it so well they love you be so not you that they love you and then laugh at them for having them think they know you.

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>>38457183
>literal slavery
b-but you can't call it slavery 'cause it's voluntary :)

But in all seriousness, that can't actually be the solution.
I'm guessing you should have a friend or someone that could get you into a job, like nepotism. But that's still probably not a viable option in this case.

You're supposed to splash water on your neck first

>>38457203
did that. still got razor burn.

>>38457159
>live in a place with a horrible shared bathroom where shaving my face is basically impossible
>think about getting an electric razor
>read everywhere that they generally suck, even the expensive ones
>but also read that they're ok for some people
>see this thread
Fuck man, I dunno. The cheapest "decent" one I could find from Braun costs about 60 euros (Braun series 3) and it's quite expensive for me.

Not allowed to have more than 5k

I reinvest a lot of it, yes. It helps to increase my NEETbux.

Those people saying they lost tens of thousands are just playing, right?

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I have no preference for glasses or no glasses on someone so I don't think it makes anyone more attractive. They're superior in every way to contacts though.

Pic related is my main pair. I worry that they make me look like a hipster sometimes but I love them.

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>>38457103
Pic related look like mine but I feel they are very manly. What would look better?

Actually glasses make girls look cuter.

>>38457095
butthurt fat chink is butt-devistated because he can't get a girlfriend himself.

He is obviously a beta pussy, as is the man who is recording.

unless the fat chink started a fight, which he won't because he's a pussy, the only thing to do is laugh at him.

>>38457095
kek what do you think would happen if this gook said that to a black man?

>mfw when whitey cant even defend his yellow girlfriend

>>38457095
That white guys is ugly as fuck though, another pathetic white loser that can only get an asian girl because of how self hating and racist asian women are.I have zero sympathy for this inbred looking mother fucker.

Last Thursday I broke up with my girlfriend, which really sucked. For you, I thoroughly suggest taking the chance and asking if you want to hang out or something, slinking back into depression because of this will make you feel awful (talking from experience).

>>38457558
Too late, they just shot me down

>>38457660
Atleast you tried. Maybe you should find a hobby or something to occupy your mind. I find working on college work helps/playing games that require thinking. Do anything to keep you out of depression basically. <3