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Which man is more gay in this situation?
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>>38458253
The man painting it
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Center, because it's more gay to be the submissive male.
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>>38458298
but he's fucking a woman

This girl is half vietnamese, half mexican, with a half black, half white husband, this is the end result
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White genes are weak as shit. Literally zero white features.
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>>38458179
looks like a native American
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DAT LINE UP DOE, AMIRITE?

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>Anon! I know you're hiding in here. Come on, you have to go to gym class.
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>>38458168
*BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPT*
OOPSIES, I GOT THE POOPSIES! :3c
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>>38458168
"Fuck off chad! I'm dropping a brick."
>turn DS volume all the up, to shut him up
>Phoenix Wright
>OBJECTION!
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>>38458168
I'm just using the restroom, I haven't gone to this school in 7 years!

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>on my sixth job, told mom i turned down an optional shift because they offered me it after the one i just worked at the last minute
>she's telling me to call my grandmother (also dad but it isn't an option) and ask to move in with her

What should I do if I actually get kicked out robots? I was planning on staying with this company for a year and then transferring out but now it looks like I won't even make it for 3 months. I already got written up for something, and my manager not only judged me for not taking the shift but also didn't want me on it to begin with.

How much money would I roughly need to make to afford an apartment lease for a year?
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>>38458083
Somewhere in the range of 30-40k broadly speaking
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>>38458127
rofl. for a studio?

what's the cheapest way i could live?
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>>38458142
It depends a lot on where you live. In my city a studio or one bedroom easily pushes close to 1,000 a month. Don't forget that you're going to have to pay utilities, put down a deposit, buy renters insurance, purchase appliances, buy your own food etc. The cheapest way to live is to be homeless or don't piss off mommy so you can stay at home

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Haiii anon~
I'm gonna kill u ^_^

lol I'm gonna rip off your arms and bite off your fingers...what a tasty treat, especially cuz it's u~
then I'm going to use ur arms as a bludgeoning tool to break your kneecaps :3
I'm gonna impale you with your own bones! I'm gonna impale anon-kun! I'm gonna break his heart, literally! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~
I'm gonna suck his toes, one by one...I'm gonna bite them off...I'm gonna eat his toes...I'm gonna eat his legs...I'm gonna eat his entire body until only his head remains...and then I'll do my own special thing with the head :3 ~

Then we'll be together forever~~~~~
ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily
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>>38458075
This turns me on.

Only if I get to eat you too. I want to eat your cute little intestines

tfw no batshit insane yandere gf
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>>38458075
this is a very original OP
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>>38458075

That's if I unlock the handcuffs. And why would I ever do that?

Besides, I'm the only one who knows where your key is. Killing me would just keep you pure forever, as God intended.

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why does my dick curve down more than a banana and how do i fix it please tell me
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There is nothing to fix.
Some dicks are curved, it's normal. It doesn't affect anything
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>>38458103
it literally looks like im half flaccid when i have an erection
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>>38458115
If a girl is in front of your naked erect dick then it's too late for her to change her mind, and if it works properly there's nothing to worry about.

Ok robots. ive found this girl somehow and i have no idea how old she is but shes over 18 i know even though she looks fucking 12 with an adult ass n tits its crazy

HELP ME FIND OUT MORE ABOUT HER

insta: http://deskgram.org/nikumikyo
flikr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/yancihan/
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>>38458066
its fucking crazy
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why exactly do you care if she is over 18 you fucking autist
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Why do you need to know more about her?

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>tfw almost 25
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tfw 25 years 2 months and 18 days old

the clock keeps ticking
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get a life now faggot
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>tfw almost 23
>tfw only song about being 23 is people hating you
>tfw won't be considered a young adult anymore
>tfw 22 is the glory year and I have a bad life
>tfw not feeling 22

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>sober: uninteresting and answer with one word questions
>drunk: autism goes into overdrive and I blurt out whatever crosses my mind.


there's no winning for us is there?
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I get more passive and irritable if I drink too much.
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>>38457956
>Drinking the alcoholic jew
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>>38457956
Just get a little tipsy then

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Where does Chad find PrimeTeenPussy when he's older?
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>>38457955
none of them are atractive
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>>38457981
And they're still having awesome kinky sex
I think there's something sweet about disgusting people still having a great time together
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>>38458008
wow, awesome kinky sex
with a mudslime mudpit nothx

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What would you say is the most Jewish form of economical system? Capitalism? Socialism? Communism?
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Didn't jews have a jubilee every x number of years, where they just wiped away everybody's debts? That would be ideal, just capitalism with that.
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>>38457927
>it's another /pol/ thread
nic b8
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>>38458072
>another Facebook or Reddit lurker
go post minion memes grandma

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>how 'bout you stop spending all your time on that faggy anime site and start trying to get a girlfriend like me little bro?
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I take out my Raw Broadsword+3 and spam R1 on the Faggot. "Praise the Sun!" I say after slaying him and collecting 0 souls.
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>>38457827
>be Chad
>Waste your genes on a shitskin
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>>38457827
>literally one of the most fit and charismatic people on the planet

Nice try though

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Why aren't you losing weight?

All you have to do is eat less.

If that's too hard just use an appetite suppressant like an EC Stack or if you're desperate start smoking cigs.
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>>38457814
I am losing weight and have lost weight. My sister even commented on how skinny I look today while I was shirtless because it's so damn hot.

Losing weight is actually really easy. It didn't change my personality or make me more confident though.
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>>38457814
I will when I move and have the fridge space to store more than instant meals.
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I need to gain weight, actually.

>hey anon, why are you so quiet? lol
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I don't have anything to say

>tfw have been thinking of dozens of replies throughout the conversation
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>>38457734
>implying i'd ever be in that room with them to begin with.
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>>38458843
Anon believe in me who believes in you

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Vent your emotions in this thread, I'll start.


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST LOST THE FLASH DRIVE WITH MY 12 GB OF CUTE ANIME GIRLS AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS I DON'T EVEN CARE IF SOMEBODY FINDS IT ANYMORE I JUST WANT MY QTS BACK AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK I COLLECTED THESE FOR YEARS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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my cell phone broke (I bashed it)
in this situation normies typically cry and lose their shit but really I am just upset with myself for lacking self-control

>nobody will call or text me anyways
but I need a phone in case potential employer calls
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Why don't you backup your personal files retard?
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IF A GIRL DOESN'T AGREE TO WATCH SAD MOVIES WITH ME OVER DISCORD IN 25 MINUTES I'M DOWNING A BOTTLE OF EVERCLEAR AND LOADING THE SHOTGUN

just kidding but i am very lonely

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