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Anon I'm disappointed in you. You should keep those thoughts to yourself.
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>>38458861
They don't get better than these, lads.
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>>38458861
nice feet
>look at face
>boner is kill
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>>38458861
WHY YOU NO MAKE MO MONEY
I MARY WHITE BOY FOR MONEY
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I'm interested in a girl who is a kv. She doesn't know how to flirt and is extremely awkward when it comes to anything romantic or sexual. Has anyone dated a girl like this? Is it annoying to hate to teach someone everything basically?
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How do you know she's kv? Being awkward is not a guarantee when it's a woman.
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>>38458932
She told me. We talk.
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>>38458981
Are you also kv? I think loser women should pair up with loser guys. That would be nice for everyone.
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just found out I have autism.
>im 22
>always had emotional disorders
>OCD//ADD//ADHD//PTSD
I want to discuss autism. how do you deal with this? when your brain.just.wont.stop.
i go to work, dont have a need for neetbux yet, does autism get worse with age? also does it make anyone else dyslexic? my mind reads faster than my eyes and it jumbles thngs. i didnt know where else to go.
pic unrelated
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>>38458814
I don't know how they do it but find out how to get NEETbux ASAP then quit your job, you'll never have to work a day in your life with your tism. I envy you.
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>>38458814
Do you have autism proper, or autistic traits coupled with that other stuff?
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how did you get diagnosed?
I've always had social issues and depression, but my doctor just prescribes ssri lexapro welbutrin and sometimes benozs
nothing really helped me except cannabis mushrooms and mdma, but he thinks I'm an addict because I told him I tried those and they helped
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>brush teeth
>eat breakfast
>food tastes of toothpaste
Why are normies so fucking stupid?
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>>38458770
Do you not like the taste of toothpaste? It comes in more flavors than mint, you know?
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Because normalfags are king
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>>38458770
>don't brush teeth
>food tastes like bacteria and garbage
why not brush your teeth and rinse your mouth with water to get the remaining toothpaste out?
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>15yo cousin is a model
>tfw her instagram is full of bikini and swimsuit pics
>tfw she wears swimsuits in thong style
>lots of images in high class hotel rooms and beaches
>selfies galore with tied tops and midriff
>friends galore praising her and being tagged in photos
Why are they allowed to this?
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>>38458707
Lets see that instagram, anon.
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Post a picture of her, she's probably an ugly roastie whore with pounds of make up and a complete lack of natural beauty.
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>>38458707
POST HER INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT REE.
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>be a pathetic piece of shit
>come on r9k to read about other pathetic pieces of shit to dull the pain
pathetic confessions, I'll start
>30 y/o virgin
>browse photos of girls I used to know and fap as I pretend I'm her bf and experiencing all the memories captured in the photos with her
>mutter things like "yeaah you like that? just like that time i fucked you in malibu?" as I'm scrolling through her vacation photos
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hey nothin wrong with that
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This has to be a joke
>girls I used to know
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>>38458760
what's strange about that? org
Why did she ghost you?
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Does it matter? She did, shows how little she cared.
Anything else is only relevant for either fixing it or asking pity about it.
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Piss off you tart
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>>38458618
Because she was DTF and I was too nervous and beta to whip my dick out. I hate myself so much.
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>gonna start a thread
>file too big
>give up
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>>38458614
>save image from 4chan
>try to upload it to other 4chan thread
>file too big
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>try to save gif off 4chan
>can't repost it again
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>want to start a thread to make discord friends
>too nervous
>feel sad
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>tfw newfag who doesn't understand 4chan but wants to fit in.
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>>38458601
Leave this website for your own good.
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Just do what you want as long as you aren't breaking rules or being an asshole.
If someone tells you you're doing it wrong, ignore them.
This never has been and hopefully never will be a site where everyone has to act exactly the same.
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>>38458601
>>38458623
Stroke of luck. You two can figure it out together.
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I'm gonna have sex with my gf tonight and you can have it vicariously through me. What are some things you always wanted to do? I'll do them for you and report back on how it was.
Retard answers will be ignored.
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suck her feminine bennis
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>>38458576
choke her and say "YOU ARE MY PROPERTY DUE TO LEGISLATION 34 POINT C"
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Wait til marriage to have sex.
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>Aren't you going to take your shirt off broskie? We're at the pool yah' now.
What do?
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>being at the pool
>being outside
>being with other people
What the shit? Who would do that? All three of these are garbage.
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>>38458463
Dont forget
>talking to humans
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>>38458510
It's implied, but yes.
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Simple question, /r9k/:
If you were the CEO of a company, and you were asked to hire one employee, would you hire a Male employee or a female employee?
You don't know ANYTHING about them other than their gender. Which one would you choose?
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Male
Women are useless outside of sex
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Male, of course
It'd be in my interest as CEO to hire the better worker
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I'd choose the one who's actually fit to be a worker or an employee.
So yeah, male.
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Does smoking help with depression?
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No, but smoking feels nice and it kinda relaxes you, though it may be just a placebo meme.
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>>38458379
nope not at all. get some real help, being addicted to cigarettes only makes life harder
t. depressed nicotine addicted retard
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It might but it's a fucking stupid way of consuming nicotine.
We have nicotine lozenges. We have snus. We have patches, gum, whatever the fuck.
Smoking is the MOST toxic way to consume nicotine.
If you smoke, you may as well pour vodka up your ass when you want a drink, and smoke your coffee and tea instead of drinking them.
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Welcome to the CCC
ITT we post neat-O chess puzzles, challenge other anons to a chess battle, or drop a chess related greentext.
play a game:
>https://lichess.org/
board editor:
>https://lichess.org/editor
I'll post the first puzzle (no cheating anons!) Black just moved knight to C6. Find the best move for white.
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You can also take me on in chess:
>https://lichess.org/5dnkufAo
If I get enough (You)s I'll make a chess tournement for all us losers of r9k.
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bumping my own thread. Come on in anons, I'm getting lonely.
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>>38458324
Do you want to play a game
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Being short condemns you to a life of solitude.
I just realized today after you apply the Chad Pareto principal, you have to subtract the remaining 20 percent by your height dating pool.
So of the 20 percent girls that would date me (in spite of not being Chad) only 22 percent of those girls would date me because of my height (5'6").
Which in conclusion means 22 percent of 20 percent is 4.4 percent.
Of the entire US female population, I have 4 percent of women that would even give me a chance. This doesn't even take into consideration the competition for these girls.
It's go-gonna be al-alright guys?Nope
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6'5" but obese as fuck since i am 8 yo.
My chances are low because being fat is worse then being short or ugly
>inb4 you have to JUST lose weight brah xDDXDxDxDdDxD
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>>38458306
short dudes are aesthetic tho
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>>38458635
It's not that I don't feel for you because I can relate. But it feels worse knowing I can't change. At least you can change it anon.