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Who here has the worst job of us all
T. Sewage technician
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>>38460382
do you actually get your hands dirty?
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>>38460382
>grocery bagger
Im too retarded to do ANYTHING else, believe me, ive tried.
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>>38460382
That must pay well though?

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Why aren't you MGTOW?
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>>38460376
Because I'm not an idiot who hops on every stupid bandwagon that comes through town
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It's a clunky acronym, about as useful as the people that use it.
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>>38460376

am brainlet, don't know how play magicthe gathering

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The normies have successfully invaded this board. It was fun while it lasted.

I'm out.
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I'm not a normie, stay with me
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>implying it didn't die 10 years ago

10
years
already...
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See you tomorrow anon ^_^
boriginal

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how do i hack girls facebooks so i can look at their nudes and messages?
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Why not get them legitimately?it is easy. You know,with the whole sexual liberation and what not.
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>>38460383
Im gonna save you the suspense. He's ugly
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>>38460383
oh like catfish them?

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Bruhs. How does one become Chad?
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Just be yourself, only one in the world
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>Be confident.
>Don't be yourself, put on an act (some chads can actually be very nice behind that "act")
>Work out and eat good.
>Socialise a lot, it's mainly a social status thing.
>Learn how to fight on a basic level, if you get your ass beat you're gonna lose the status.

That's about it I think.

Now, you got any other gifs of this hunky man?
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>>38461500
>got any other gifs of this hunky man?
Nope sorry

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What is the shortest amount of time you've held a job before you quit or got fired?
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>>38460257
I quit my last (and only) 2 jobs on the same day I started. got home and cried all night
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I got hired for walmart but quitting in september for school

how angry ill they be and what's the best way to quit when the time comes?
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Two weeks and four days. It was a call centre job dealing with BMW support services. Basically if someone hit the Nav button they would get me and I could help direct them to restaurants, call tow trucks, etc. We also did accident calls so if someone wrecked it would automatically call us and we would have to call the ambulance, try to talk to the driver/passengers. Some calls were pretty intense.

Quit because I was going back to uni.

>>38460314
tell them you are going back to school. unless you are a full time and they think you are making a career of it they shouldn't care. Even if they do, people quit WalMart all the time. Just let them know a couple weeks in advance or something, wont be a problem.

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Anons what do you think about being a welder?
I hate studying and don't want to waste my time at university, also I heard it pays pretty good.
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>>38460242
I thought about quitting uni and becoming a welder
Not sure if I will actually do it tho

Also you have to study at least a little bit when doing your apprenticeship it's not just all practical
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>>38460242
I'd do this immediately if I found a place that offers the training and a position.

Schools for fucking chumps.

I'm gonna join the chairforce next year and see what they've got for me.
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>>38460309
>Schools for fucking chump
Brainlet detected.

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who here gets lots of nightmares? I get nightmares nearly every night, it's partly why they diagnosed me with ptsd and gave me a medical marijuana card (I don't think I have PTSD, but I do have a lot of nightmares).

I'm supposed to take Prazosin for my nightmares but I never take it. Last night I dreamed that I had murdered several people, no one knew I did it, but then people started getting suspicious and I had a huge feeling of dread as the police and the community started closing in on me. It was a strange nightmare.
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>>38460224
>tfw you don't get nightmares anymore
>tfw you sleep, then wake up without remembering anything

Fuck me and my boring ass mind
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>>38460224
>marijuana
Get out of here you degenerate junkie. I can't wait till you move on to harder stuff and OD
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>>38460224
I used to have nightmares, but now they're not really as scary anymore. Some of them are frightening, but whenever the bad guy shows up I tend to be pretty good and killing him.

Also, for some reason my giantess fetish tends to appear in my dreams semi-frequently, but it's never arousing, only terrifying (I'm not into vore, and that's generally what happens when I have those dreams).

How often do couples have sex?
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>>38460021
It originally depends
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>>38460021
all you need to know, it's more than you
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>>38460021
Every two to three days

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Do you robots get the feel that nothing is ever enough?
That you want something GRAND to happen?
That life is boring no matter what you achieve?
How do you cope?
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>>38460008
Literally everyone feels that way until you accept what you have is already more than enough.
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>>38460050
Do you accept it? How?
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I am just looking forward to law school, but I know that won't work out. I am just hoping that 10 years down the line, I can make enough money to disappear in some third world country. I plan on buying some Fentanyl and killing myself in a remote place where no one will find my body and figure out I died a lonely virgin.

Well boys it's over, I'm no longer one of you anymore, I just accepted an offer for a $70k salary position. No more NEET life for me. Next stop moneyville and gf-city

It's been fun lads but we all have to move on someday
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>>38459999
You'll be back once you start lamenting your lifestyle and lack of GF
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>>38460019
If money doesn't get me a GF I'm killing myself
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>>38459999
Nice dubs but I had a ~$70k job @ around 22 y/o and I got bored after a while, couldn't make myself wake up for work anymore and regressed back to neetdom. This will happen to you.

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>return in your home country after a trip abroad
>"Are you Anon? We must inspect all of your electronic materials. If you have anything encrypted, you must give us your passwords or else you will be taken into custody until you decide to comply. Do you understand? FoIIow me, the poIice are waiting for you."
How do you react and why?
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>>38459926
I'll call my lawyer
They can't force me to encrypt shit
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>>38459926
SIR UNLOCK YOUR DEVICES
>"Well fuck you, and howdy do, Guantanamo bay!"
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>>38459926
Take their gun, shoot them and go on a spree.
No reason why really, I have nothing to hide.
Just exercising muh RADICAL FREEDOM

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"Uncle anon, mommy says youre a pedo virgin! Hee hee hee!!"

"Er, brother, don't listen to Junior. H-h-he comes out with the strangest comments at times, I don't know where he gets it honest!"

wat say
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>>38459907
That's why I'm going to fuck you little shekelberg.
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Now if that were true I'd say the boy's in for an unpleasant evening
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>>38459907
Children are literally tiny jews, I hate them all

The ideal feminine form.
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>>38459871
Muh dick
Faye reagan is so hot
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>>38459871

faye a hot bitch
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>>38459902
sHE WAS MY PORNFU FOR A FEW YEARS, SHAME SHE NEVER DID GOOD VIDEOS

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Here's mine, it wasn't always like this. This is a result of mental break down and losing yourself.
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Sort yourself out OP

Origgsfgsgvz
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>>38459863
>dad keeps bringing me random shit from around the house that i left in places years ago
>"find something to do with it"
>"put it somewhere or do something with it"
>room is already small and there isn't much space in it to begin with
>shove shit into closet and floor is crowded now because he didn't just do something with the shit and decided to hand it off to be my problem instead

some shit has been sitting in my room for 10 years
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>>38460352
your a fucking gay

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