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2017-09-05 05:05:38 Post No.39530503
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>live in small town
>nothing but low wage jobs
>can't have pizza delivered
>need to drive 40 miles to hang out with friends
>everyone else is just retarded and addicted to shitty drugs
>literally nothing to do
>mall is 2 hours away
>poverty is rampant

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:08:13 Post No.39530541
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:08:13 Post No.39530541 [Report]

Sounds comfy, just get addicted to drugs.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:09:56 Post No.39530570
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:09:56 Post No.39530570 [Report]

meth is your friend

Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:10:59 Post No.39530593
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>>39530541
I'm already addicted to drugs and I want to leave

Anonymous
2017-09-05 05:03:32 Post No.39530474
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:03:32 Post No. 39530474 [Report] [View this topic]

Tomorrow is the day lads. I will start counting calories and I will lose the 20-25 pounds that I have gained from binge eating while being home for the summer from college. I will not eat more than 1600 calories per day and I will add cardio to my weight lifting routine. I will also stay away from junk food and sweets. I can't afford to make any more excuses because I am tired of doing this over and over again

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:07:08 Post No.39530514
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>>39530474
just do exercise you dumbass
guarantee it'll fix your depression too

Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:29:19 Post No.39530869
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>>39530514
I do exercise, but I eat way too much and my hunger/satiety ques are all out of wack. I need to start counting calories so that I am in a proper deficit

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>>39530474
good look anon-kun. I believe in you!

Anonymous
2017-09-05 04:59:18 Post No.39530397
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:59:18 Post No. 39530397 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm off to bed but the last thing I want to do is wish everyone still awake to see this thread a goodnight. You're going to do great things today/tomorrow so be proud of yourself even if you don't go out or do what you planned you still accomplished something and every day you wake up as you and that is just fine too. Because the you that you are is perfect

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:00:56 Post No.39530420
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>>39530397
>It's acceptable to willingly be the way I am
Thank you, but no

Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:10:12 Post No.39530578
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>>39530397
I'm not going to do shit in this condition, and I'm never going to get better, so... thanks for nothing shithead. I'm never going to realize a single thing I planned in life.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:39:04 Post No.39531038
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>>39530397
that picture made me sad

thanks asshole

Anonymous
2017-09-05 04:56:53 Post No.39530358
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:56:53 Post No. 39530358 [Report] [View this topic]

why are redditors such normalfags? the only reason i go on there is because of small niche subs of things i enjoy and general time wasting without trap threads or cancer on the magnitude of some of the boards on this site.
>inb4 plebbitor get out REEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:58:28 Post No.39530385
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>>39530358
>reddit

You gotta go back Juan.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:58:43 Post No.39530387
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:58:43 Post No.39530387 [Report]

>Reddit
OP leave.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:58:51 Post No.39530388
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>>39530358
It's a meme that life off the internet or off your phone is better. But they forget why they got on the internet or their phone in the first place. Life in general is uncomfortable and painful. It's either this or alcohol.

Anonymous
2017-09-05 04:54:34 Post No.39530320
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:54:34 Post No. 39530320 [Report] [View this topic]

>be 5'5" lanklet
>be straight
>try to get gf but always fail
>get job at a bar
>guys keep hitting on me
>feels nice but tell them I'm not gay
>female coworker had a botched haircut and wore a wig until her hair fully grew back
>dicking around in the break room
>she jokes around and puts her wig on me
>other coworkers say I look better as a girl
>go home and fap to the thought
>get curious and start watching trap porn
>start to want to be the trap
>buy a wig and girl clothes
>take some pics
>I actually look good
>decide to fug as a girl
>dress up and make a dating profile
>get a lot of replies
>talk to one guy
>dress up in a dress and go out
>he picks me up in a Cadillac
>takes me to dinner and pays
>go back to his place
>make out
>hikes up my dress and starts playing with me
>eventually fugs me
>feels even better than I thought it would
>we cuddle and go to sleep
>wake up and he cooks me breakfast then drops me off at my place and even gives me some extra cash

Why didn't anyone tell me being a girl was so easy? I would have gone trap years ago

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:57:10 Post No.39530364
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>>39530320
Did your dicks touch?

Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:59:05 Post No.39530393
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>>39530320
>5'5" lanklet
do you know what lanklet means? also obvious bait

Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:59:15 Post No.39530394
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>>39530364
No but his balls did bounce into mine while we were doing it doggy style

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Only Idiots think College Costs 100k 2017-09-05 04:53:15 Post No.39530294
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Only Idiots think College Costs 100k Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:53:15 Post No. 39530294 [Report] [View this topic]

Where do all these myths of college costing 100k come from?

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:54:17 Post No.39530313
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>25k/year
>4 year degree
>fuckhowdonumberswork.jpg

Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:56:00 Post No.39530346
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:56:00 Post No.39530346 [Report]

but it does cost 100k where I live

obviously this can be mitigated with scholarships but the raw cost of living on campus for a 4 year degree is around $100k

Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:56:50 Post No.39530356
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>>39530313
how the fuck do you spend 12k per semester?

Anonymous
2017-09-05 04:50:29 Post No.39530242
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:50:29 Post No. 39530242 [Report] [View this topic]

Tiddly Ho, robots!

I just got out of a 2 month stint in psych ward/rehab. What's new with you guys?

Feel free to ask questions to have some cool stories to tell

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:52:38 Post No.39530277
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Spend 1 month there and it was literally the worst shit. Got out 2 month ago.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:55:24 Post No.39530333
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How much will it cost after insurance adjustment

Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:59:05 Post No.39530392
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>>39530333
>cost
haha
oh wait i forgot that 'murican medicine is the absolute shit

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:50:24 Post No. 39530240 [Report] [View this topic]

Life is LITERALLY unacceptable. If you're not actively working toward the destruction of all life, you are evil as fuck.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:50:42 Post No.39530246
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>>39530240
Allowing this to continue is the definition of immoral.

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>>39530246
Life is inherently unjustifiable because there is no reason why some should be condemned to endless suffering while others receive endless happiness completely randomly.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:52:55 Post No.39530283
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>>39530240
he looks like an anime character irl.

I've already started smoking again, eventually I'll be dead and so will my stupid ugly white genes that got me nowhere.

Anonymous
STIs are inevitable 2017-09-05 04:46:40 Post No.39530184
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STIs are inevitable Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:46:40 Post No. 39530184 [Report] [View this topic]

Apologize to Roasties now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcIl-hclrLI

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:51:21 Post No.39530256
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>>39530184
For what? My wiener is mint-in-package.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:55:06 Post No.39530329
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>>39530184
Haha, I'm 32 and I'm not diseased human trash. Disgusting.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:56:13 Post No.39530350
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>>39530329
You may still have it. Most people with STDs are asymptomatic.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:45:18 Post No. 39530159 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no discord hentai fap friend

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:10:37 Post No.39530584
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I wish that I had a fap friend.

I'm too busy to fap with anyone these days though...

Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:12:01 Post No.39530611
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>even 2d gets blacked
STOP IT!

Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:13:54 Post No.39530637
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>>39530611
Nothing is safe white boi

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Which one are you, /r9k/? 2017-09-05 04:44:23 Post No.39530141
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Which one are you, /r9k/? Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:44:23 Post No. 39530141 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw why me/hypocrite hybrid

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:47:00 Post No.39530188
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>>39530141
im the why me except i never fall in love because i never get close to women

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>>39530141
The phoney I guess, except I'm not really up to date on pop culture and I don't have friends.

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Enlightened, all those other faggots are failed normies.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:44:16 Post No. 39530137 [Report] [View this topic]

hi robots. Can I talk to you about something weird?

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:48:12 Post No.39530206
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>>39530137
It better be worth it.

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>>39530137
your fingers can hit whatever buttons they want
i'll be looking at the anime titties

Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:51:16 Post No.39530253
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>>39530137
Just say it already I'm getting impatient.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:42:54 Post No. 39530121 [Report] [View this topic]

>drink rum
>no hangover
>drink anything else
>get a hangover
is this my imagination? why is this?

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 05:17:04 Post No.39530686
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>>39530121
No, it's definitely true. yes, all alcoholic drinks contain ethanol, but they also contain a litany of other chemicals which contribute to its flavor profile and can even have profoundly different effects on your mind and body. For example, IPAs will lower your testosterone and make you a faggot.

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>>39530686
>IPAs will lower your testosterone and make you a faggot.
wrong

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>>39530686
i was under the assumption that rum and similar drinks are very bad for hangovers because they have a lot of congeners.

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Newfag tutorial Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:42:35 Post No. 39530117 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello. I'm a newfag, as in this is literally the first post I've made on any board ever. If anyone could give me a tutorial on the culture of the boards, or at least this one, please do!

I'm looking for info on common terminology, how to act, and certain typing methods.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:44:05 Post No.39530134
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You have to type with your dick when you're being ironic

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>That pic from ifunny
This is some good bait

Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:46:21 Post No.39530175
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>first post
lurk more

>culture of the boards
lurk more

>terminology
lurk more

>how to act
lurk more

>typing methods
lurk more

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:42:00 Post No. 39530105 [Report] [View this topic]

Is having a job as miserable as everyone makes it sound?

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:44:10 Post No.39530136
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>>39530105
It depends. Retail will take your soul.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 04:44:16 Post No.39530138 [Report]

it's worse
whining and words
don't approach the degradation of mind
the enslavement of body
the dissolution of soul

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>>39530105
Depends on the job. Some work and die a little each time and some sleep on the job cause its that easy

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