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Some normie tried to insult me today so I asked him why he would take pleasure in the suffering (however small) of another. I just made eye contact for a while and he had a breakdown. Started telling me about his life, failures, and insecurities. Said he's a bad person and that can't be fixed. Blah blah blah.

Did I get lucky or was this guy just a failed normie trying to take it out on an omega?
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>>39530909
2nd option
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>>39530909
that type of shit happens to me all the time! its kind of nice i like getting deep with people and trying to help but sometimes you feel like the emotional equivalent of a cum rag lol. i dont have answers for you im torn but yeah normies or people in general do that to me
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>so I asked him why he would take pleasure in the suffering (however small) of another
So lame man I want to bully you

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For years I felt like I was a retard who was missing out on everything because I didn't have a driver's license. I finally decided a month ago to take the test again, and by a stroke of luck I got the nicest driving instructor in the world and I passed with minimal spaghetti.
I thought a whole new world would have opened up for me. But in the month of having it all I've done is drove to the grocery store to buy a bag of cherries because I wanted some.
If you've been going all this time without a driver's license, don't think getting one will change anything. If you're sitting in a basement right now, having a license WILL NOT get you out of it. All it can do for you is excuse you from shamefully telling people that you can't drive when the topic inevitably comes up. You're not missing out on anything, don't be fooled.
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Do you have your own car? Buying car soon in attempt to become a normalfuck
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>>39530954
Not OP but I have one, don't go anywhere though.
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>>39530903
Op's an idiot and don't listen to him.

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Why the fuck would you want a gf anyway?

They'll nag at you, berate you for doing something that they don't see as a benefit to themselves, and will hold you hostage in ways you can't even imagine.

>b-but at least you'll have sex and womanly companionship
Is sex really that worth it? And you can get actual companionship from any decent friend or even a good pet. With a gf, you'll basically have to become her slave if you don't want her to leave you.

With solitude, you have your own freedom, you can do whatever you want whenever you want, you can do things without getting scolded, and generally enjoy yourself. Silence is fucking golden.

>b-but the loneliness
You can always join a group or get a friend that share the same interests as you and keep you company, without having yourself become a servant to someone that could easily cheat on you with someone who is better in many different ways.

So, why the fuck would you even want a damn gf?
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>>39530871
Warm slimy place.
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>>39530871
>They'll nag at you, berate you for doing something that they don't see as a benefit to themselves, and will hold you hostage in ways you can't even imagine.
If a girl starts doing this shit she should be dropped. So, I don't want just any gf, I want a girl who doesn't pull this crap. Admittedly, a girl that genuinely likes you and doesn't abuse you is rare, but that's what I'm hoping for.
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>>39530871
a gf would be a friend that also fugs you
we want friends
we want sex

i honestly don't understand half of the relationships int he world because they're between two people that wouldn't be friends ever they just are in a relationship
i guess that's why im friendless khhv cause i just don't fucking get it

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Blacks have the NAACP so Whites should have a preservation organization. To protect us from prison rape and rape, protect us from backwards cultures, protect us from mass immigration, protect us from low wages, protect us from genocide and excessive interbreeding. Protect us from insults in the media like white boy that are demeaning and offensive.

It shouldn't be about genocide or being a damn nazi. There should be no eugenics in the White state because that is taking away the rights of White people. I don't want to preserve us because of IQ. I want to preserve us because it's our identity. We deserve to be preserved just as much as the pandas and the elephants.
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Then do it yourself you dumb white nigger, stop waiting for somebody in washington dc to do it for you. Organize.
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>>39530898
I don't have the money. The forces that be are trying to genocide and insult white people.
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>white people go to america and genocide the natives
>proceed to shit on every immigrant that comes after them
>cry about white genocide
karma nigga

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Would you sniff a Hispanic chick's ass?
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women are not my god, but maybe that's a lie.
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>>39530856
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5911f7a82b425
Chicken tenies now
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>>39530880
when are they gonna hurry up and embed pornhub

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Anyone want nudes from a girl i thought was shy and kind but turned out to be a coal burner whore ?
I fell for the love meme but atleast got these out of it
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Uh no thanks o
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>>39530677
Sure. I'm not personally interested but it sounds like she deserves it

Why not make a thread on /b/ while you're at it, the monkeys over there will probably get a kick out of it too
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>>39530677
Post em originallt

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>tfw no gf who you train to get addicted to anal
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This is all I want in life at the moment.
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>>39530654
>only ever have anal once
>chick was more muscular than me (skeletonfag here)
>riding on top
>suddenly switches from vaginal to anal
>try to say something
>starts choking me
>bust in her ass
>bits of poop on the blanket afterwards

Thank god I didn't catch anything.
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I'd rather she always hates anal. Anal sex is supposed to be an expression of pure love. She hates every second of it but endures for my sake. If she likes it then she is a trashy slut undeserving of love and incapable of loving. Same deal with blowjobs. She should suck dick but hate it. She should hate the taste of cum but swallow. She should bend to my whims and worship me.

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As much as I want to believe that online friends have the potential to be as valuable as friends in real life, they just don't match up.

With a real friend, you can be way more open and intimate. You can tell them your darkest secrets and they'll understand, because they've been right there with you.

Today I felt so different and at peace being able to talk to someone on a deep level instead of someone far away behind a screen.
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What? I would never tell irl friends my darkest secrets, they know me personally. Online friends mostly don't even know my real name, I don't care if they know I like traps.
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Meatspace is not conducive to getting your social needs met. In real life people are three-dimensional pig disgusting. They have BO, bad breath, they spit when they talk, they're fat, ugly, have stupid tattoos and dress like faggots. Or they're big strong aggressive alpha men I can't even look at without going into flight or fight mode. No wonder most normies need to drink alcohol in order to be around people for so long- and find it fun and relaxing.

>Today I felt so different and at peace being able to talk to someone on a deep level instead of someone far away behind a screen.
On the internet, and furthermore when anonymous- so I'm not judging someone by their username, picture or profile stats, its a level playing field, and people can communicate solely in the present, and respond to each other in an exchange of pure dialogue, not distracted my the physical reality of being a disgusting human animal. Also, in an increasingly litigious global police state, this is the only kind of place we can truly express our real selves and speak the most unpopular of opinions- then claim it was all unserious shitposting if anyone ever finds out.

> you can be way more open and intimate. You can tell them your darkest secrets and they'll understand, because they've been right there with you.
Yeah, it feels uncomfortable being a burden on a friend telling them my worst problems. I wouldn't want my friends telling me how bad their life sucks, like me they should figure it out on their own or see a therapist, I don't like downers and I don't want to be one. You may think it helps, but complaining to your friends about your personal problems is, more often than not, just annoying, and commiserating together just makes you both feel even worse.
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I've never had a close irl friend in my life.
I've gotten close to a few people online but I'm too crazy for people to keep around for long.

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>tfw pregnant fetish yet never had a girlfriend
truly the worst
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Pregnant fetish is truly patrician-tier.
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>>39530648
It's easy to score a pregnant gf. They're desperate for a baby daddy, so all you have to do is pretend to be a cuck who's going to step up where her ex stepped down. Get that sweet pregnant pussy for a couple months, then leave her right before her due date and move onto the next one.
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>pregnant
>fetish

How in the fuck is this considered a fetish? Isn't it what the default biological purpose of having a balls and dick is to accomplish?

>fall for the Tinder meme
>accidentally superlike some random roastie while I'm figuring out the layout
>she matches with me
Fuckfuckfuck, what am I supposed to do here? Fuck, help idk what to do
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>>39530603
Just talk to her you fucking loser. If you need help you'll never succeed because at one point you'll be alone with her without people to help you and you'll drop a dump truck full of spaghetti everywhere and she'll leave. Figure it out
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>>39530603
say hi

that's a start
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Say "lemme smash"

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CTRL+F post your 10/10
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Lets fix that lads
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she looks better naked
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enter text here
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>>39530558
Great choice

>>39530618
I don't like her anymore.

>>39530647
Very entertaining.

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What do you think of this collage I made?

What does it make you think/feel?


Thanks for taking the time to view my art
:)
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Also here's another one
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I would tell you but I'd rather spend this post bitching about how fucking insufferable captcha is
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Seems like semitic degeneracy desu

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Black "men"
Hahaha black fag bois are turning into women. The media wants them to be masculine but they want to be downlow fags and trannies
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>>39530521
A pic of 1 black trans? Have you ever been on /b? All of the cucks/faggot traps are white bois spreading there boi pucci
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>>39530575
>5x more white people than blacks in usa
>surprised that there are more white faggots than black

I can tell what race you are by your understanding of statistics.
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Nice thread OP, too bad everyone likes white boipucci

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This heartfelt comedy follows Sam, a teenager on the autism spectrum, who has decided he is ready for romance. In order to start dating -- and hopefully find love -- Sam will need to be more independent, which also sends his mother (Jennifer Jason Leigh) on her own life-changing path. She and the rest of Sam's family, including a scrappy sister and a father seeking a better understanding of his son, must adjust to change and explore what it means to be "normal." The series is created and written by Robia Rashid and Academy Award-winning producer Seth Gordon.
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Sounds ok
Is it out and have you watched it?
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>>39530515
How is it? I was considering watching it but then I read "first date" or something like that and assumed that it'd be normie shit.
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It sounds pretty cliche

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>ate nasty take out 6 hours ago
>thought I woulda shat it out by now
>now I have to sleep and have class first thing in the morning
>back to back classes for like 6 hours with no time in between
>probably gonna have to hold it in all day while waddling like a retarded shit and sweating profusely
What do I do guise? Any of you know this feel?
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>>39530506
dig in poop hole hahahah
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>>39530506
Get up a little earlier to shit.

Or,

If you have to excuse yourself during class who cares?

This is a non issue.
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>>39530556
>being able to poo outside of his house

get OUT normshit

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