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Post some things that you shouldn't say to a girl when she's at your place. I'll start.
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself
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>>38466748
I actually said Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? to my gf after watching pic related
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>>38466748
>mind if I fart?
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Do you frequent 4chan?
Just lost a fight against some kid who's younger than me but bigger (not trying to make any excuses, but I still thought I could handle him). Now that it's over, I'm not really that hurt or anything, but the shame/embarrassment is getting to me as it was in front of a bunch of people, and to be honest my lack of experience showed.
Have any of you guys ever been in a similar situation of losing a fight and embarrassing yourselves? What do you do to >cope?
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Can relate, anon. Remember that no one will remember it except him. No one cares at the end of the day. It has already slipped away from peoples' minds; they've got other things to worry about.
The guy who "won" didn't win anything. Nothing has changed in either of your lives. You're still doing exactly what you would've been doing if you hadn't fought.
No one remembers. No one genuinely cares. Life goes on. He only wins if you let him get in your head. Don't let people who hold such little significance to you control so much of your happiness.
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>>38466616
Sounds like he made you his bitch. Might as well suck his dick now
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>>38466616
storytime you bitch
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When was the last time you've had fun?
I genuinely can't remember. I think I had a fun game of Halo 3 back in 2007. What about you?
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Won a match in Dota2 just an hour ago, was pretty fun.
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Last night when I got laid.
Your life seems bretty gud too OP
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>>38466588
I have little like 5-10 minute fun every few weeks but the last time i actually enjoyed myself longer than that was in 2014
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My 16 year old sister works in a grocery store. A customer gave her this note today. She tells me that he's deaf and looks like he's in his 40's or 50's.
Should I be doing something about this?
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>denying that deaf old man some PTP
Stop being such a moralfag cuck and let him get some PTP before he dies.
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>>38466558
>stop being a cuck and let someone fuck your sister
What did he mean by this?
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>>38466527
Yeah you should probably remind him that this isn't appropriate.
Politely first. Not politely later.
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comfy music, pictures or webm's post them
Is this a gondola image already ? i just Photoshopped it
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Only the usual comfy thread image sorry anon
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How's everyone doing?oregan
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>>38467360
Im good anon how are you ?
why the fuck was 2013 such a godawful year?
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>>38466482
height of liberal delusions with nobody allowed to speak against them
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i can't distinguish between the years 2001-2017
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>>38466482
It was truly the year normies began to invade 4chan
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>when you finally meet a girl and lose your virginity, but she breaks up months later after telling you she wants a future with you because it turns out she was just using you for a casual fling after a break up, and you were nothing more than a toy the entire time despite you actually being very serious about her
Is there a single worse feeling on this planet?
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>>38466412
getting bitten, beaten and sexually molested by a shark
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>>38466412
I just did the same thing to a girl, could you tell me what it feels like OP?
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>>38466465
Well, more compounded by the fact that I already hated myself all throughout high school and thought I finally found someone who cared for me, it feels like in the end I'll never matter to someone, and really I'm just going to be a doll for people to project their insecurities onto and use.
If within the first month she broke it off and never said the things she said, I wouldn't care, but to make me actually think I wasn't all alone for once and then take it away really just makes me feel even more suicidal than normal.
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>tfw fucked up teeth
How do robots deal with this feel?
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>>38466397
i just ignore it
parents never got me braces, itd be like 7000 to fix them now. insurance wont cover it at my age.
fuck that id still be ugly anyway.
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>>38466435
Same with me along with an overbite. That's where all of my self esteem issues started but we could never afford it. Now I have a shit ton of cavities to go with it all and an overbite treatment would probably involve surgery.
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Post fucked-up teeth please.
Also, braces if you have the money and closed mouth smiling if you don't.
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>tfw uncommon waifu
>only 1 (one) shittily drawn doujin
>only 2 figs
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You can custom-order dakis, you know.
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Make a doll.
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You could learn to draw and make your own doujins. Do it, for her.
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>drunk as shit
>leave party while nobody is watching
>trek through the neighborhood
>get to the street
>curve towards the river
>fence running near the river bank, about 30 feet away
>try to climb
>cant do it
>take of shoes so my toes can grip the chain link
>i need to shit
>so drunk I do it right at the edge of the fence, lie down after
>listening to the river until I see a cop car sweep it's spotlight over the area I am lying in
>roll into the brush
>realize I rolled through my shit as I see the cops getting out of their car
>run into the woods
>got away, but apparently the cops found my shoes. They are old as shit, from when my mom still bought them for me
>she wrote my name on the back of the tongue
I think the people at the party called the cops, they knew I was very drunk. Probably thought I was a danger to my self. Will the cops pursue this?
They could probably get my moms number from public records. If my mom even has a hint that I have been drinking she will kick me out. Am I fucked, or am I just retarded?
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Go home dude noone cares you got drunk at a party
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>>38466475
Unironically this
OP, you will get in bad situations a ton of time in your life, you must learn to face them
But I'm sure nothing bad will happen to you anyway
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>>38466231
Lol, no one cares fag. How would ur mommy even find out.
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yo faggots! I just wanted to let you know I have risen.
Some fuck hated on me that i was so good at sports as a little kid and took me out. literally ripped my arm off my body and nearly killed me. I should have died they said.
but guess what? i lifted and dieted correctly so I came back to life. not only did I come back to life, but I'm having a super powered growth spurt and I literally have SUPER POWERS. LOOK AT ME
FUCKING LOOK AT ME
IM ABOUT TO LOOK LIKE THIS AT 8FT 8! LMFAO
IM THE BEST EVER AHAHAHAHA
please hit me with your best shot lmfao im dead at how ugly and weak all of you ARE PLEASE DIE LMFAO
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I would box you up, lad. but good on you for persevering.
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>>38466206
You did good dude, keep it up. Always good to see anons improving themselves. I'm also working out currently and just starting to build some muscle.
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>>38466206
>literally ripped my arm off my body
What the fuck
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>woke up with old nostalgic song in my head
>search for said song on youtube
>on my recommended appears more nostalgic songs
>listen to those
>spend the entire day simply listening to nostalgic songs from like 10 years ago
>go to sleep remembering the good ol days
>start crying
anyone else have days like this? I've spent this entire day listening to old electronic songs from the 2000s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03dJHrLdVl0 is what I'm listening to as I type this
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>2007 was 10 years ago
FUUUCk
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>>38466222
I had that exact same feeling this morning when searching for these songs
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>clicked on op's song
>get transported back to playing modern warfare 2
>insta depression
>insta regret
Post guns that trigger gun autists
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>>38466016
Tbh the most triggering thing you can do to gun autists is say that you dont own guns and gun control is a good thing
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>>38466328
well yeah neither of those statements are a good thing
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>>38466328
I'm a gun owner and I'm starting to think gun control is a good thing. Average people shouldn't necessarily have guns. I went through a lot of extra training.
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For those who call themselves Christian, and Christian resources 2017-07-19 01:51:11 Post No.38465992
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For those who call themselves Christian, and Christian resources
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObjG_dr3lrU
If you call yourself a Christian, I would encourage you to watch this.
Resources
https://www.youtube.com/user/InspiringPhilosophy
https://www.youtube.com/user/AominOrg
https://www.youtube.com/user/DrOakley1689
Good channels, hopefully they help people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97k4z6Qe7JM&t=18s
A true Gospel presentation. Hopefully those who haven't heard watch, and those who have can share this.
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religion isn't really like "hurr rdurr i believe in god so i'm religious".
for me it's more like you have to use it as a guideline on how to live a good life and be a good person and still don't have to believe in god.
just imagine god as you waifu, you know she doesn't really exist but you still respect her.
also
orthodoxy>>>>>>>>>>>>bloody fucking catholics
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happy 500th, OP
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>>38466364
God has been drawing his people to himself since creation
>>38466219
I understand what you're saying, and agree to some extent. Belief in God is not the issue, it's repenting, turning from sin and trusting in the work of Christ alone on the cross for salvation. Once the Spirit of God works in somebody, they desire to honor God in their lives, not out of a desire for reward. We may stumble, but that fundamental conviction remains true.
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>Wake up around 10:30
>Log onto email while sipping delicious coffebrew
>Reply to wageslaves from corporate with normal mumbojumbo
>Make up unvarifiable reasons why work is taking longer than expected
>log off
>fap
>consume copious amounts of alcohol
>imbibe on some impeccable herb
>copy/paste data for 30-45 minutes
>think its time to take a break
>play vidya for few hours
>fap
>copy/paste data for another 30-45 minutes
>thats enough for today
>log off
>injest more elixir and play more vidya
>fap
>sleep
>MFW get paid handsomely for a full 7.5 hour work day
>2011+6
>Not /"Work"fromhome/ masterrace
This is truly the dream for a robot, don't even have to speak to another human being outside of email more than once a month or so
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>>38465987
oh wow, you were able to drink coffee AND masturbate at work? no one has ever managed that.
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>>38465987
what do you do it's like my dream to work from home
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>>38466083
I work for an Insurance company, do different projects from time to time