Are you completely without shame?
>muh invisible morals dun offend da plastic dahl
>>38467414
what if someone sees you with it? Or finds it in your room?
How would you play it off
Death to all chomos
>coon ass blackbots on this board would actually claim some pasty pale skinned white cracker cave fembot is better looking than these sexy ass black models
White bitches aint shit.
Wat up Bebe uu
>>38467321
The middle is the only decent tranny of the 3 (interesting she's also the lightest!) The ones on the end do /notpass/.
>>38467367
light skin is fucking ugly as hell
light skinned black and mixed girls always look wrong somehow
I legitimately feel bad for those who have to use internet dating sites.
Sad.
I'm too socially autistic and ugly for normal dating.
All of the females who use dating sites are no doubt riddled with STDs. What's the point?
>>38467311
what about fetlife
I just got a job. How do I leave the house? My mother has crossed me for the last time.
>job
Suffer, bydlo.
>>38467286
What "crossed" means? And how is that related to your unability to leave physically the house
>>38468179
She's going to throw out my desktop computer because I slept in my clothes
Wigan is comfy
Previous thread: >>38461432
Xi says ni hao
the robot should be removed
>>38467246
Thanks for doing it properly lad
3rd for my belly button smells like pickled onion monster munch
Once you get away from the major coastal cities American food is terminally dull, and not terribly healthy either. Sure there are exceptions, but they are exceptions. You live outside of a major city and you'll have to make food yourself if you want to eat anything with any life or flavor to it.
Most diners and restaurants I've tried around where I live have extremely bland food. Want an example?
https://www.zomato.com/huntsville-al/little-diner-huntsville/menu
>>38467242
<complaining about diner food
>>38467242
reeeeee
I'm trying to learn to cook
you're right, I don't see how people go out and eat bland food almost every night for dinner. they complain about cooking saying wahh it take too long wahhh I'm too tired. that's not even right, you can go straight home and cook up something nice in less time and effort than it'd take to go to a restaurant and wait for them to cook some low quality greasy shit for you.
>tfw about to chat with one of my old high school teachers via phone and hopefully meet up
>tfw she has no idea who I am
>tfw whole point is to fuck her
What are the chances she'll think it's hot as fuck to fuck a former student? How do I go about getting this to actually work.
I got in contact with her through one of her stupid fucking blogs. I claimed I have no idea who she is or anything, just noticed that she lived in the same city and I wanted to discuss the topics personally. Wish me luck.
Anyone who is capable of pulling this off wouldn't be asking /r9k/ for advice. Come back with the greentext after you fail horribly.
>>38467206
You haven't thought this through, have you?
>>38467270
I'm only asking for advice from people who have any ideas how to get this to work. I'm gonna try to finesse my way into it. She is desperate for dick so bad.
>>38467303
Why?
GIVE ME A FUCKING GF RIGHT NOW
>>38467110
how about a bf instead? :3
>>38467110
that will be 20.50$ plus tip
>>38467110
I need my cock sucked so badly I'm actually trying to get one too desu.
gl on your quest op
What does /r9k\ think of her?
Would you date her?
She's going to lose weight and become a mega Stacey
>>38467101
Looks like a greasy teenage boy to me. I'll pass.
Would work with her to improve the body fat percentage, but she would probably cheat on me once she wasn't so dumpy.
ITT: people that inspire you to reach your max potential and never stop improving.
I'll kick this thread off with LOW
TIER
-
GAAAWD!
~
Such a motivational figure.
>>38467100
>ITT: people that inspire you
Hey robots, gonna listen to some erotic hypnotic soon, but my cocklust is low at the moment.
Can we talk about gay stuff?
>another gayshit thread
Fuck off sissy white boy!
I want a cute robot boy to worship my dick.
>Ywn massage a cute boy's prostate and deny him orgasm
Life fucking sucks.
I just want to bury my dick inside a boy's butt, is that so much to ask?
AWIGHT WEACCH FOW DA SKIE NOWMIES
JUS DWINKING ME WOTER MISTUH OFFISAH
>>38466953
DID U BWING ENUF TOO SAHWRE?
>>38466916
LES BE FRUNDS
Both my cousins are wageslaves.
I'm hearing them a heated argument on the other room about wich one of them has the worst job and who is the worst payed.
Goddamn it robots, I thought it was a meme but it's real, from the things that I'm hearing, these wagecucks really do have slave lives, what the fuck.
Yep and they will achieve much more than you lazy ass NEET
>>38467630
>"achieve" a hurt back and some jew tokens
>>38467630
they """achieve""" less joo tokens than i do and i get mine for playing vidya all day and having autism
just cuz you're too much of a brainlet beta male fgt to apply for autismbux doesnt make u better than NEET's it just makes u an even bigger loser
I've lurked here a little over a year off and on. I must admit I admire the lot of you. I don't think you'd like me, and you'll probably tell me to leave this board. I'm 25. I've had several relationships with varying degrees of success, I have less than 1k in my savings but i work 40 hours a week(wagecuck), but I was a certified NEET from 18-22 and again from 23-25. I love anime, pc master race, patrician taste in music, totally friendless, but I do well with the opposite sex. I would never claim to be apart of this board since I know I will be met with hostility but i want you all to know that I relate to you more than I relate to anyone else. And for what its worth, I think this hodgepodge of misfits and misery is the greatest group of people online. I would never assume I'm a robot, but i think this post is a plea for someone to say my having sex wouldn't totally discount me from participating in other discussions. I genuinely have no friends, and other than my mother, I have no close family. You guys are all that I have, and in a funny way i think I don't even have that. Anyway thanks for reading.
haha nice man
Yeah I'm totally a robot too. My girlfriend says I'm such an introvert.
We welcome you cyborg brother. Thank you for not being a LARPing chad.
One of the malls in my town has an unused lower level, now somewhat filled with storage rooms and utilities. It's maze-like in some areas, and there's more than enough space for a person to live down there unnoticed. Should I move into my mall's basement? Pic slightly related.
>>38466756
it kinda pisses me off that theres unused space like this people cant just live in.
I would do ANYTHING for a room in a big city and its impossible.
give us a tour or show some more pictures of it, anon
>>38466756
>Should I move into my mall's basement?
if you don't mind being randomly evicted and have an internet plan, go 4 it.