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white woman x black woman is actually the purest form of love.

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umm honey...have you ever seen a white girl with some dark chocolate....

yeah...sit down caleb, you dont know shit.

>>38467838
>white woman
that's a jew

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>>38467769
gn borto

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You too friend o b

>>38467769
C-c-can I lay next to you and cuddle you while you sleep?

>>38467767
Give me all the alcohol your moral compass will allow, please.
I must destroy myself such that I may rebuild.

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>>38467786
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

It's on the house.

>>38467767
Can I get a blowjob?

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This goes along with the thread that died much too soon about our lowest point in life.

My dopamine was haywire aamf, after I got twisted up in a 60+ mph spinning-out vehicular incident, some nerves in my back were trapped and I had to sleep literally on my arm for about a year and I fucked my sleep cycle into shit-knows. Would have spasms in my back as it tried to adjust my spine. I would wake up to either arm being completely numb or hand for about a year. I had broken my wrist previous to the accident and the accident lodged the scar tissue further into my hand and I haven't been able to get surgery for it. I guess there is no surgery for that or no one wants to do it, or it's cosmetic, whatever. So I can't do open-handed push-ups or hold a bar for squats, let alone many high intensity workouts. If I let my scar-tissue build up sometimes my hand will be stiff and asleep when I wake up. I've gained 20 pounds of calculated but overall lazy exercise and a bout with depression from becoming very much pt and a slew of sad vegetative matter. A medley if you will. Before I realized I could break up most of the scar tissue myself I was in a constant state of pain that furthered my brain's pain management overhaul until I relearned what normal pain management/ not being in pain felt like.

>>38467971

And then I broke my knee after some shithead moved a safety barrel from an unlit construction site and I crashed my parent's car into elevated street, broke it again going for a run not realizing it had yet healed after 4 months of not being set properly. So I have had 0 cardio. Zero. But this time I think I set it. I've been on no real form of disability but have been to the hospital as a form of punishment for my zombie-like misbehavior at home 4 times, and seen about 5 or 6 different therapists within the past 3 years with all this and more getting in the way of explaining my non-desire to harm myself or others as my age-group is infected with. Stacked up some bills for the parents, for sure! People say some off-kilter things under the spell of chemical imbalances, boredom, necessity. I considered my slop of verbose tantric at best and the change of character lost me many friends and some Facebook posts, much credibility. According to my conservative parent I'm too scatter-brained these days to seem normal enough for a job to move out, pay for continued therapy, live on my own, let alone with someone who does not understand. I won't ever have the patience for that shit. I'm a homewrecker in many respects. Therapy now has me scared for my life to be diagnosed early-schizoid for the similarities in thought. I had a small epoch being thankful for my writing hand being the OK one but that was it.

How I deal with health-insurance, how health-insurance deals with me! Pfah! I'm 24 now.

>>38467971
>>38468016
a very scary tale anon

>>38467704
how the fuck is she getting off that small thin dildo?
what is this wizardry?

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>>38467704
You post this thread every fucking day

>>38467742
>not realizing that lesbians make each other cum 20 times every night using only 2 fingers
literally size doesn't matter
big dicks are very uncomfortable and some women find them painful.
Ignore the women who professionally fuck
they can fit arms inside their gainas.

Please help guise I'd really appreciate it

Here you go:

1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2

>>38468204
Guy! Take me seriously I'm asking for help

they lack self awareness. Why are dogs so loud?

>>38467580
I'm black and I admit I'm kind of loud, but it's not the aggressive type of loud, I'm just autistic and it usually drives people away.

>>38467588
my dog only gets loud to warn me of perceived threats like thunder or a squirrel outside the window.

Are blacks trying to warn me?

is this you? post more.

>>38467566
nothing senpai
I'm tired because I've cleaned the house just the living room for today

>>38467566
Pretty cock.

I need to find my cock ring. I love how engorged my cock gets when I wear it. I'm usually too lazy to use it though.

bumping dis sheit woooooooo

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>Making shit juice bedroom wine
>with fucking ORANGE JUICE
NUKE FROM ORBIT

Anyway I used to do welchs shit with fleischmanns baking yeast when I was a freshman in uni with no better way but then my parents started buying me alcohol and I smoked more weed than drank anyway.

Either make a still and mix the distillation with orange juice, or don't even bother with that disgusting taste. Or just buy weed from the darknet

>>38468150
The stuff is actually really good, its like sparkling oj wine

>>38467537
all of those also

every time I grab my hair, I end up with a lot of fallen hair in my palm

it's been like this for months now

>>38467569
how old are you

oororor

>>38467640
twenty four years of living the dream

>OP is black and not racist

Can you leave my board. Blacks can't be bots.

>>38467609
>>38467609
good baito

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>>38467533
yo wite boi wut dafuq chu sayin?!?!

>>38467491
she will never live down her past, and have normal relationship with a normal guy will she?
poor qt

>>38467491
what's happening here?
DId she ask chad to take a pic of her with her phone and chad used his to include the fellatio pic?

>>38467636
>poor qt

Nobody, in reality. It's like when girls say they like their men without muscles, it's just cause they're lazy whores and don't want to feel like they have to keep up. You feel you can't do better.

>>38467454
Is that actually a girl? If so, they would be prettier with some better makeup.

>prefers
i don't think that you actually prefer them, you just have no other choice.

>>38467428
Somewhere between Classic and Independent Media Era.
Those were wholesome times.

>>38467428
Hey, you stole my name.

2005 and 2006.Still the classic era but you had good speeds available and more modern websites and games popping up.
As often discussed on here 2007 was the beginning of the end, with 2012 being the end. Maybe thats what the Mayan calendar was predicting.

He made a thread before the shooting

>>38467620
I have never heard of this. Picture or archive?

>>38467637
he posted a picture of the grinch