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>walking down the street with my short, petite gf (legal age)
>get jumped by some whiteknight faggots and called a paedophile
>she tries to explain to them while I'm one the ground getting kicked
This is such shit. Why do I have to deal with this everyday?
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This story is 8000% fake news.
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I can't believe this happened to you! That was almost as bad as the time I couldn't see the new star wars on my own because the theatre had a "no singles" policy
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GTFO YOU STUPID BABY LOVER!! SICK FREAK!
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how did people find out about season 1 league?
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from being Dota fans
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I hate this game so much. It's an addicting waste of time.
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>>38468823
If you're bad sure
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>tfw on the verge of panic attacks on a daily basis
only cigarettes and copious amounts of telling myself it will be ok get me by. i don't know how much longer I can do this.
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Panic over what exactly? Chad perhaps, hmm?
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>tfw might be a trans man
>tfw have a bf
>he doesn't know
It's not looking good...
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>>38468690
yeah you could say that. that's not really the point anymore though. I feel like I'm one bad day away from losing it.
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I'm meeting up with this cute femboy I met over discord, who may or may not be underaged. I'm flying all the way out to see "her" but I'm scared I'll just get blocked and they'll be a no show when I get to Houston. We've already been sending nudes and stuff, but I just have a bad feeling. What do I do?
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Chemically castrate yourself you sick faggot.
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>>38468674
kys yoursel you just got gamershotted
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>>38468686
There's nothing wrong with it, it's perfectly natural. We just have really high ages of consent now. Back in the old days people didn't have to deal with this bullshit.
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Anybody else abusing drugs to kill the pain tonight? Post what you're on. I myself am having a lovely smoke of meth tonight.
And before anybody says it, yes I know I'm degenerate.
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I'm just sitting in my room, waiting for my weed.
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I did a bunch of meth yesterday / earlier today.
Was the first time in 2 years that I shot up. Drinking some beer rn waiting for me to finally be able to go to sleep.
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>>38468611
How did you even get into meth?
And where are you guys located? Meth seems to be mainly a midwest issue.
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Just a reminder that the entire world hates you and think your shame makes you a laughing stock.
How do you feel about #neverkissed?
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>>38468546
They hate us cause they ain't us
Hi haters
Bye haters
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>>38468546
Love is for wimps anyway, also those articles are typically full of bull anyway.
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>>38468577
>Love is for wimps
r u srs
What does it feel like to touch a girls philitrum
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>>38468475
Smooth
originaleone
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>>38468475
Like heaven anon. Even greater than fapping for the first time with your favorite hentai
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feels like stale chad cum
I see a lot of girls (female) wearing this now. What message are they trying to get across?
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>>38468457
Black Belt in sucking dick.
I cant believe my post was not original
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>>38468457
black belt in the S U C C
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>>38468477
>>38468478
is that for real or a joke
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What should I order from Amazon? Max of $100
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>>38468408
>What should I order from Amazon? Max of $100
buy 40 panties
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>>38468408
1) A good history of philosophy
2) a nice pen
3) a nice leather bound journal
4) a cool 60 minute timer
5) a few poker chips
6) Once they arrive, study for 1 hour and earn a poker chip each time
after so many poker chips, reward yourself with something
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a high quality dildo/vibrator
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>be black girl
>like black guy in college
>approach him
>rejects me, later on overhear him telling other guys he doesn't date black girls and doesn't like dark skin
>same guy a week later is dating some arab or indian(who cares they look the same anyway) bitch with skin this color
>my skin is LIGHTER than hers
Fuck this society.
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Please stop roastie
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>>38468377
Lauren, stop posting.
That being said, if you aren't nappy as fuck, I'll consider dating you.
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>mfw black men would even choose this fuckin jafar looking bitch over a fine ass sista
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ok fags i feel bad for you all being useless and having no hobby im going to tell you the fool proof way that ANY retard can make songs in fl studio in 5 seconds with 0 knowledge of music
>go to fl studio
>open up piano roll on a random instrument you wont use
>enable ghost channels
>on the settings go to chord
>melodic minor harmonic minor major whatever the fuck you want (minor scales are dark and major scales are bright sounding)
>open up the instrument you do want (bells and delayed pianos and grand pianos are perfect for this)
>it should look like pic related after
its sooo fucking easy you just click 8 random notes in a line like the pic and let them loop and you have a song. After that just download a drum kit relevant to your genre (they have them for trap, trap beats, electronic, EDM, rap, hip hop, etc.)
After that you can literally have loops that make a whole song and you just have to mix it (that takes a little bit more knowledge)
Just get drunk and make loops its fun if youre bored
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>FL studio
its like one step above mario paint composer
and yeah you can do that to make a song but it'll be garbage
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I make songs in fl studio (with actual music knowledge) and it still takes a lot of work to make something barely decent.
I enjoy it but it's because I'm rewarded with a decent sounding track after a shitload of work.
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>>38468378
im sure being an over technical show off faggot is getting you far
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Time for another edition of ASG!
Question for the day - is owning and wearing autism shoes in (current year) more or less autistic than trying to argue that it's the brand that makes the shoe autistic?
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Check out these shiny new bad boys. You could really get some math homework done wearing these kicks
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peak dad form:
New Balance sneakers with white tube socks
tee shirt from the grand canyon tucked in
cargo shorts w/ belt
baseball cap for the team of the region you're in
Bonus points for:
grass stains on shoes
bass pro shop hat instead of sports
sunglasses with the stupid string thing so you have them dangling around your neck
obesity
a boat
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>>38468352
replace those nikes with some asics and you're golden
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How is the job hunt going robots? Pretty shitty for me, probably been denied 100 jobs that I've applied for. At this point I'm applying for anything because I have no direction in life, it really eats away at my willpower. I've been looking for a solid year now and still haven't found full-time employment. I've been working fucking part-time for the last year, making $8.00 an hour. Sometimes I feel like I went to college for nothing, I have a four year degree in Communications. Of course I have no idea what I want to do for a career so that might be part of my problem, just really steams me that there are fucking high school graduates working full-time making a lot of money doing a job that I could probably do just as well.
I shouldn't feel entitled to a job just because I have a college degree, but goddamn it something has got to give. You can't tell me that if I submit my resume and a high school graduate submits his resume that I shouldn't get the job solely based off my education. We could have the same resume, except for the fact that I have a Bachelor's degree and he doesn't. If I was an employer I would just rather hire a college graduate over a high school graduate, especially if it's a job were they PREFER a college graduate.
Anyway I don't know what I'm doing wrong, gonna have some professional agency edit my resume and dress it up, I'm thinking my resume is just sub-par and employers aren't interested. The other issue might be that I just have no real professional experience, like all I've ever worked in my life is wagecuck jobs at retail stores. I'm really at my wits end though, it's so frustrating to submit so many applications and not get one job offer, I've had some interviews but they never offer me the job and I know I'm not doing bad in my interviews. So not sure what the fuck I'm doing wrong.
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>>38468336
You aren't alone
>Graduated with a degree in electrical engineering, average gpa (75%)
>no coop/internships, quite possibly my biggest mistake (it was never emphasized, and anyone you talked to said its useless)
>have applied to well over 700 jobs at this point
>have had 10-15 interviews, all either reject me with "we're looking for someone with more experience" or just outright never contact me again
>Have went to dozens of networking events, gave out my business card to loads of people, none have bothered keeping in touch
>14 months now since I've graduated, not even close to getting a job
I'm at my wits end here pretty much. All we can really do is continue to apply to jobs and hope something will eventually come up. They say getting a job is a lot like dating, and I guess the analogy could not relate more to my situation.
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>>38468498
Dude, jesus. You've done WAY more than me in 14 months. I haven't even gone to networking events, I went to a couple of job fairs but that was about it. I know at one job fair I gave my resume to about 8 different employers, didn't get one call back. Also 700 applications!!! HOLY FUCK! I've only applied for MAYBE 100 or so, I feel a lot worse for you than I do myself.
See I live in a blue-collar hick town, and like you I also didn't really do internships so I feel like they just want people with professional experience. I'm trying to avoid blue-collar jobs, like I want some kind of administrative/white-collar work. I've realized I might need to start out doing some shitty job and try to work my way up the ladder. A lot of places don't even have chances for promotions, you'll be doing the same job for 5 years and never advance. There are places where you might be apply to work your way up to assistant manager or like some kind of supervisor position but it seems like they won't start you off as a supervisor. You have to start on the ground floor and try to advance within the company or see if you can get a higher position in the company.
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>>38468336
If you're not afraid to get dirty, sweat, and hone your skills you'll always have a job.
What are you applying for? Girl jobs? Communication director? HR? Sitting at a computer, organizing, encouraging company "culture"?
Or are you on a production line, in the field, you know, DOING things that need done, MAKING things that need made.
Regular ass manual labor and production jobs suck ass but you'll understand how a certain trade or craft is done. You'll see a job and go "I wish that was me, and I know I could do that." Learn what you have to.
Rinse and repeat to the top.
how dis make you feel black boi?
yo women are addicted to white cock
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honey...stop trying to make BW/WM a thing...white women want black dick, don't be salty about it...
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>>38468233
t. Butt blasted black bitch boi
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>>38468218
make me feel like getting the succc
sighhh
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I collect vacuum cleaners. I especially like bagged canisters and vintage vacuums from the 80's and 90's but I enjoy all types. I think the mechanics of vacuum cleaners are fascinating, and it appeals to my autismo watching them suck up dirt and dust and leave my house clean and orderly. I recently bought a used Kirby Sentria II with shampoo attachments.
What do robots collect?
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>>38468208
so where is your collection?
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bad memories
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Which vacuum is the one that sucks dick really well?