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My friend over did the downer cocktail thing. Went to sleep in a room with me and two other friends. We noticed him breathing heavy so I got up to check on him. His temp was through the roof and he was foaming at the mouth. I couldn't wake him up no matter how hard i tried. We all carried him downstairs, took his clothes off(except boxers) propped his feet on the couch, put a box fan on him and cold compress on his head. His temp dropped to normal and he went back to breathing normally. Everything seemed ok. The next afternoon when i woke up everyone in the house was gone. I checked my phone to see a text from one of my friends that helped me carry him saying they took him to the hospital that morning because he was having seizures and still didn't wake up. He was in a coma for two weeks. I can't describe to you what i experienced when he got out of it, but to say it plainly, he is now a literal retard. He always was careless with drugs. I knew if one of us ODd it was going to be him. But now he has to live his life as an invalid.

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>>38470494
>When you OD but get the "life as a retard" ending instead of sweet death

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I've heard this, but I'm not sure why it would really kill you. How much do you have to take? Sometimes I mix oxy/hydro with xanax/val/etiz and it's pretty nice, but I guess I'm not really taking enough. Would adding alcohol be a better way to kill yourself?

Also, wouldn't it be easier to just OD on something like fentanyl and make sure you take some kind of antiemetic to prevent vomiting/choking on vomit?

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>>38470183
>Cringey
Why has someone not added a filter to this already ? Also, pic related for you.

That faggot is basically committing style suicide is why

>>38470183
I don't know. He's very attracted and wearing well-fitting clothes.

And why am i less of a person because of this?

>>38470153
it is not but for some reason society thinks sex before marriage is okay which it is not

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>>38470202
Yeah...some reason

I set four different alarms only because my phone won't allow me to set more. I tend to vary the tone that plays so I don't get use to one thing. I also have snooze set so that it'll ring 15 minutes later if I manage to turn it off. I still wake up hours after my alarms were suppose to go off. I somehow sleep through 20+ alarms, and my subconscious manages to navigate the 'off' button each time. I can't help you.

>>38470143
Go eat breakfast when you wake up, try to go for a jog or something and get some sun in your eyes.

>>38470192
yeah you're pretty much in the same exact boat as me

>>38470083
NO MORE GAY SHIT. SAGE AND HIDE THOSE THREAD. LET MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN.

so does that make you a failed man

>>38470108
IT'S TOO LATE ANON I'M ALREADY INFECTED....JUST SAVE YOURSELF....I'M A LOST CAUSE

It started from just jerking it to brazilian shemales like once every 2-3 months when I needed something "new" to beat off to. Then it became more and more frequent. I convinced myself that it was just porn and didn't really count. And then I said that it doesn't matter if I'd actually be willing to fuck one, because I'd never date one....but I'm getting to the point where I'm like 60% certain I'd date a cute boy or transgirl. FUCKING KILL ME PLEASE.

>>38470134
I guess it makes me a faggot to some people? I'm not really sure anon.

>>38470029
Rutgers
/thread

>>38470053
Yeah that's what where I was leaning most,I'm from new Mexico and Rutgers is seen as a really good school but I've been reading online and people from new Jersey apparently just see it as another state school

eh idk that much about the last two but i currently go to virginia tech. so far it has changed my life. my social anxiety isn't as bad since coming here and i just really like it. i like that it's pretty rural and spread out out here. the education is pretty damn good too and if you like football then this is the place for you.

Fuck off, homo. Make sure you do so originally.

>>38470040
Tomo poster did nothing wrong

Women smell like shit anyways.

You think their shit don't stink?

This anime girls is upset about something. I am not sure what. Perhaps that brown floor is in fact packed dirt, and what that implies about her socioeconomic status is the cause of her grief? I am doing my best to understand.

>>38470935
the noodles on the left are falling out of her poorly drawn pocket causing said noodles to become dirty that is what's causing her grief

>>38471053
Ah yes, "spilling the spaghetti". What puzzles me is that this cartoon representation is a female, yet regular posters of this board claim that "fembots" do not exist. Perhaps this is related to the phenomenon of male posters on this website using images of anime girls as reaction images? Maybe as a way of gaining sympathy by using inherently endearing imagery to represent themselves?

YES
what kind of dreams were you having PERV

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>>38469892
No, but it'll make you want to jack off even more, so be careful.

Remember, don't try to look at porn or edge at all.

>>38469892
Nocturnal emission, stay on the mission? Someone help me out here

>>38469835
Nigga thats dark vader

>A year after the wedding Ziegel and Kline divorced. The reason for the divorce, according to them, was the haste with which they were married, and ill-considered decision to marry
>The family announced that Ziegel died on December 26, 2012 after falling on ice

>>38469835

She was hot. Please tell me nudes exist.

>>38469692
The world is not a cyberpunk dystopia. yet.

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>>38469775
No, it pretty much is. It's just not as aesthetic as cinema and pulpy sci-fi conditioned us to believe it would be.

>>38469692
this is a shitty thread and you should be ashamed of yourself

Sniff abd cum on all of his girlfriends panties.

It's butthole toothbrushing time.

>>38469667
Seduce and Fuck him to piss off his cunty gf

just fuckin nuke the whole board. That would be the merciful thing to do

Remove britfeel
Remove "fembot" threads and "fembot" posting
Remove trap threads
Remove any normie that uses and mention discord
Remove race-bait threads
Remove steamfeel

>>38469660
yeah this would be an excellent start

0%
Fag have stable relationships and stables careers while you're some dipshit who probably still lives with his mom and posts Pepe images on /r9k/.

>>38469745
With a high chance of molestation, seems fair

>>38469745
I live by my self in a small apartment, I have a decent job that pays the bills. I am a virgin and have no experience with girlfriends or sex whatsoever, nor do I have any desire to.

Well you have a shit personality so

They worded it wrong. They said that looks don't matter. What they should have said is looks aren't the only thing that matters. The two phrases sound similar, but mean completely different things. Anytime you see that phrase, or hear someone say it, you need to remember they mean, "Looks aren't the only thing that matters."

They do it because they can. Women's role in life is literally to judge men constantly and make them feel like shit all the time. And women are experts at this.