>drink some alcohol for the first time in forever
>awful headache now 5 hours later
will this happen every time I drink?
How much alcohol?
Most health authorities recommend no more than 2-4 drinks in one day at the most. More than that is considered binging.
Yeah that might seem weird to the guys here who down a 12 pack a day, but those are the last guys you want to talk to about healthy alcohol consumption.
>>38471433
Roughly 2 standard drinks
>>38471451
Was it wine?
http://guides.wsj.com/wine/wine-tips-and-tricks/why-do-i-get-headaches-from-wine/
>used to browse /r9k/ for hours every day
>got tired of the low quality shit constantly being posted
>entirely avoided the board for months
>decide to check in
>still just as dreadful as ever
See you guys in a few months
see you tomorrow oregano desu
oh yeah, well GET OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38471412
I honestly like it. Reminds me of /b/ before it turned into a degenerate porn board.
>tfw you jack off so hard you get a blister on your dick
>those little tears on the base of your foreskin.
>>38471409
What is that image supposed to represent?
>>38472014
The surprised face represents how I reacted when I realized I got a blister on my dick from only fapping once today and the rest of the picture represents what I like to fap to.
>ask a man (male) who can't get laid and has no friends, family, job or future anything
>>38471380
Should I go meatball sub or ham and cheese like a good boy?
>>38471416
I really think meatball sounds delicious right now. Get it toasted.
Is working for the post office really as good as people say it is?
And if so, why did those letter carriers back in the day "go postal"?
As i was reading the newspaper this morning, I came across something truly astonishing
>>38471367
make an unoriginal guess
>>38471415
what was it'
ore
>>38471428
It was a letter hidden in the pages of the newspaper. On it were the words "please open" in my deceased father's handwriting
>Be me
>Have a normal life in west philadelphia, where I was born and raised.
>I usually shoot some B-ball outside the school.
>A couple of people who were up to no good picked a fight with me.
>My mom got scared, and sent me off to the safest area in bel-air.
>I tried to tell her not to, but she made up her mind.
>When I got onto the plane, It had orange juice in champagne glasses, which I thought was fancy.
>When the plane landed a cop with my name was waiting.
>Trying to not get arrested yet, I ran.
>I called for a cab, and for some reason, the license plate said 'fresh' and they had dice in the mirror.
>But I forgot about it and said "Yo home-to bel-air!"
>fastforward.jpg
>I came to the house at about 7 or 8 o' clock.
>I said to the driver "Yo homes smell you later."
>I looked at my throne as I was finally there.
>To sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.
what are you trying to achieve with this anon
>>38471374
I need my internet points, my memes are starving.
>>38471401
all i can offer you are gifs of beanie babies my little starving african boy
Have you ever sniffed a Latina butt?
It's pretty gross my dude
>>38471145
have you actually sniffed a Latina butt?
not OP, but I sniffed mynee-sanbutt
You'll get a concussion in the shower and no one to call 911.
You will have no grandkids, no family, or friends.
speak for yourself fagget
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
What are you, OP? Some kind of a family cuck who is "so happy" with a child draining all of his finances away, and a wife slowly losing all passion?
>>38471128
oh no! instead of dying in my sleep as an old person i will die falling down the stairs thats as tragic as it gets
All black women want to be conquered by a white man.
>>38470924
I don't think so. From my experience, it seems that black women actually prefer asian cock.
>>38470924
Half white/asian babies with blacks look awful. Blacks need to mix with latinos or arabs desu.
I have no racial favorites I'm just promoting aesthetics.
>>38470959
Bullshit. White fathers have good looking kids with black women with straight noses. White women and black men have ugly kids.
I fapped 5 times today
Same, actually same for last 3 days
>>38472303
it is 6 now
>>38470904
How tho? I'm too sore after the 3rd fap
KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE
ill show you some content faggot
HAAAAAA MAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
more content for the robot overlords
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
original charging
>You can't masturbate in Britain without Theresa May watching you
England was a mistake.
someone redpill me on this I have no idea whats going on?
>>38470896
Kek is she trying to resuscitate the porn magazine industry or something? Teens trading physical porn is going to be huge
too bad this still wont stop the sandies from torching the place
You ever try conversing with one? Try having even a basic level discussion of art, history, philosophy, science, or the great questions that have haunted mankind for eternity?
You'll see a certain vapid, hollow glazed look in her eye, shortly before she turns the subject back to shopping, money, reality tv, or petty gossip.
I honestly think this is my biggest hurdle in getting laid. I just can't bring myself to dumb everything down for a female, to descend to their level. They know this, and resent me for it
What women want is a stupid, easily manipulated, yet handsome Chad. They want a male who's like a non threatening, bumbling puppy dog they can laugh at. The last thing a woman wants is a being of supreme intelligence like myself, Who with every word/gesture makes her realize just how comparatively mediocre she is.
>>38470871
women don't care. as with other norms, they just live in the moment. yolo. easy come easy go. xd
It's men who think about the future, plan for it, and dread it.
>>38470871
>standard "women don't like me" post with a wojak picture
>subject of his mommy issues is the quality of discussions
this is meta but i think you could have done better if you ended your post with "who else /gay/ here?"
>>38471009
I wish I could lower my IQ and just be normal. It's such fucking bullshit that stupid chad's get all the girls lining up to take turns with their cocks while Intelligent men are left to die alone.
Through no fault of my own, it's no longer a question of how likely I am to find a girlfriend. It's not even a question. It's impossible, like traveling faster than light. There is no woman.
>>38470797
Once you realize that all of them are only after chad, wealth and status it becomes more bearable. Just visit a prostitute or something, it's a better deal than having a gf.
>>38470797
Just accept it. You'll be okay.
>>38470983
I tend to follow kind of a sine wave of accepting it and feeling like shit about it
>tfw really low libido (i haven't fapped since March 27, 2017)
I haven't fapped for years
Try eating properly and getting exercise. Caffeine helps.
>>38470766
This year I've been keeping track of when I fap. I've masturbated 204 times so far, just over once a day. I've also masturbated 13 times in the past 5 days.