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>>38475596
Stuff those unused ports full of tape so they don't leak air pressure.

>>38475698
I'll try this unless someone objects

Take out GPU for less heat production and take off CPU fan or AIO for less restriction of airflow.

Start by not coming to r9k yourself.

Just ban gay shit straight out.

Have a sticky that says stop posting gay and trans shit, do that at >>>/lgbt/

they will all die of aids eventually just wait it out

>>38475506
Same here. My parents think I have enough motivation go go wageslaving for mimimum wage when I have barely enough motivation to get out of bed at 12:00 pm to shit and piss and eat and then watch porn until dawn.

>>38475506
Firm handshake, etc. etc. etc.

Look forward to wagie life anon, if you can find a job that you don't absolutely detest you can live a pretty comfy life of working somewhere nice, and coming home to your own house/apartment/whatever every night. Getting out of your parents' house provides you with a newfound freedom that I don't think anyone on this board is capable of truly appreciates.

Sounds like you're NEET life failed because you didn't plan your escape out well.

Relying on others too much, for example, is a real problem

>>38475491
*Gobbles in degenerate chemical smoke*
Duuuuuuuhuuuuuuuuude.........
*Last existing brain cell on life support starts to slip away into death*
*Drinks revolting degenerate posion known as beer*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeed...... Lmao.

>>38475536
jesus christ you must be the biggest and lamest faggot to have ever existed
>>38475491
i feel you OP, i wish i lived in a country with legal weed, otherwise you always have to deal with insufferable twats just to get high

cont
>I'm back upstairs. It seems she feels sorry for me. She hands me a tobacco pouch and tells me to roll myself a cig.
>I thank her. Look inside the pouch. There's a bag of weed there. I think to myself, cool this girl smokes too.
>Roll a cig and hand her the stuff back.
>After some time she goes to smoke in front of the bar and tells me to come with her.
>She rolls a cigarette herself. Looks at me and asks why I didn't take the weed.
>I tell her I thought it was hers.
>she facepalsm herself.
>tells me to wait for my friend because she wants no more part in this
>we go back inside and she gives me a free bottle of coke, probably thinks I'm a retard.
>keep sipping the bottle for another 2 hours.
>People around me come and go with bags of grass, smoking everywhere.
>I tell myself this is a nice experience.
>After about another hour my friend finally shows up, drunk as a skunk.
>I'm quite pleased and also drunk, so I tell her about my predicament and take her downstairs to the dude at the bar.
>I laugh at him and point at my friend.
>He tells me to leave.
>After a while my friend comes and gives me about enough for a single jay. I rejoice and leave as quickly as possible.

I'm never buying drugs again.

>>38475481
It pushes their chest forward.

>>38475481

Makes their waist look thinner and ass bigger

>>38475481
Fucking whores

Kijiji Unsinn hin um

Was smoking yesterday with stew friends and another friend came over and instantly hooked to the girl in the group. I basically became a third wheel and it killed my high.

Am I too ugly? Am I weird? I don't know what's wrong with me.

>>38475469
Some people just have different taste my friend. Don't worry. You're alright. I know it. Don't overthink stuff. The high only makes it worse and it often happens to me as well.

>tfw all girls I know see me as the "funny friend of a friend"
hmmm my legacy as the longest standing KHV in my family will continue

>>38475394
Don't know if I'm as happy as these whores, but whenever my kid passes some childhood milestone it makes me pretty happy.

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>>38475394
That's a lot of spunk. Are they in an orgy or did only one man get to enjoy these lovely ladies?

Also-last time I was happy was when I did very well in my college entrance exams. Downhill from there.

Can't really say
They look very happy and are laughing, I probably had fun when I was a child maybe?
When was the last time you guys laughed with a friend in real life? I can't remember at all

>>38475351
When feminism became the dominant ideology back in 2012-13

>>38475351
Why do they all want colored hair now when they would mock anyone who had odd dyed hair before?

are the second and second last natural redheads?
if so, STOP BULLYING US, YOU MEANIES!
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A REDHEAD
otherwise, yeh, fuck em.

what is there to do outside then

You didn't plan your transition to becoming NEET properly, that's why you run into money issues.

Either that or you're going past your originally intended timeline

god tier taste in art my dude

>>38475251
It would be, the grass is just always greener. I'm a dyke and I'm miserable.

>accosted by men you aren't attracted to, when you say your gay they don't believe you
>sexuality has been appropriated by straight girls and pornographers to turn straight guys on
>sex drive drops to zero when your in a relationship
>still ugly
>gay women are still bitches

>>38475846
>>sex drive drops to zero when your in a relationship
this isn't a bad thing as long as you love each other

Have those Burberry trenches, lots of minor designs in the way they cut and stitch to make you look sharp and slim which I have no idea why average trench manufacturers don't just adapt. Got several friends complimenting those trenches during nights out without knowing thing about the brands. Just don't have the trench go over you knees if you are not very tall and skinny type.

Calm down styxhexenhammer666

>>38475222
I actually wanted to get a trenchcoat for a while because I think they look pretty nice. My original plan was to get an Albert Wesker cosplay together, but I'm too far off from the way he looks. I'm also notorious among my friends and family for wearing stuff like shorts and T-shirts, even when they're cold and a slick trenchcoat that includes a hood would be the only kind comfortable for me, so why bother at that point. Trenchcoat+fedora meme did too much harm to the look, both reception-wise and by people who fit into it.

>meows sadly

>>38475217
>MUH LOYALTY
>MUH BREED

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>>38475217
>not realising that guinea pigs are a true robot's pet

Do I get to rape Chad?

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N-no woman would EVER touch that d-disgusting uncircumcised filthy anteater dick

it looks gross

r-right?

>>38475201
>not wanting chad to rape you
faggot.

Boredom and habit

Where is your evidence of this?

because we can cum that much

you shouldn't, following pleasures leads to disaster. Moreover, your life will continue to suck after that, only that nownyoud be oficially a faggot

>>38475087
>Will I regret it in the future?

Immediately after ejaculation.

>>38475087
Do it if he's cute