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The fuck am I supposed to do, waste a bunch of money on health potions? Why wouldn't I use Pokemon Centers?

>>38478152
I bet you think youre clever, well youre not

>>38477812
What?
Are you saying using a phone is the 'right' way.
The fuck you on about lad

So release the fucking program. You could finally end the roastie occupation, we can infiltrate their ranks, listen to their secrets, get their nudes.

What's it gonna be OP.

Please call me a cuck in that qt voice OP

>>38477857
>teehee hello fellow girls
>let's share nudes as proof of our friendship!

>>38477798
disclaimers?

WE ARE GOING TO BE RAIDING TWITTER AT 2 PM WIHT #iPride uxEyz2J that is the discord invite

>>38477815
Say you dont take responsibility

>>38477660
I never had that shit.

>>38477660
Have you ever tried mushrooms?

I just smoke weed in my house as a neet, boom, feel like I'm 5 again

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>>38477610
This is not a bad length.

When i used to work, i'd enter my code to the machine, and then do it over again before sitting back down to eat. that way it only registered one minute or so of lunchbreak
Nobody ever pointed it out at me

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>>38477610
you're not good at triggering people

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This phone?

>>38477583
get the sony

Wait for the iphone 8 in september

>>38477518
Hahahaha, girls will like "autists", not real autists just like how girls like "nerdy" guys now

Whats the name of the show? Also when will netflix start to romanticize ADHD?

>>38477518
If women do fall in love with "autist" guys, it will be whatever romanticized version of autist this show portrays. These women will then ignore and avoid you when they see you don't fit the fantasy they've been fed. This is what happened when "nerds" became popular.

But it doesn't, you retard.

>>38477469
If you are a man and you're already settled when you're 30 you have failed. Wasting your golden years with some leech is NOT a good move

>>38477475
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2948881/Hospital-administrator-killed-depressed-worrying-turning-30-no-husband-children.html


You are full of shit. Society makes you feel bad for being single and 30.

xshadow

Don't change Reynauld and Dismas.

>>38477454
name the highwayman Elliot Rodger

>>38477410
You're such a fag and you should die, but Catholicism is cucked at this point.

At least you did good anon...

>>38477452
Get back to /pol/
0r1g1n4l

I saw you in real time on the news, what did the feminist screamed at your ears, i couldnt understand.

btw, nice move. Next time show up in full templars armor

honestly same i need someone like this

http://www.chatzy.com/78142652111476

>>38478374
>http://www.chatzy.com/78142652111476
dont hit me with that gay shit nigga

>What do you do
inventory, counting stuff all day
>How badly do you want to kill yourself
usually not at all, but some days i am so bored my mind wanders. start thinking about how it seems like such a hassle just to be alive in the world. and seeing old fat ugly losers making less than i do and they have a wife and kid(s), how do they get to bang and i don't? and thinking about how nothing ever really matters so fuck it, why not just die.
but i would think about that stuff anyway, it's not because of the job.
>Why haven't you quit
because it's easy, i don't have to talk to customers really, and i make really good money for what i'm doing. sometimes even get hours of pay for just standing around at the end of the day.

>What do you do?
College Admissions Counselor

>How badly do you want to kill yourself everyday?
Depends on the time of year. Things slow down in the summer, but during our peak from Sept-April I genuinely dread waking up every morning. Being the single point of contact for over 2000 people and mindlessly reading thousands of applications has worn me down to the nub. Have always been prone to mild depression, but this job has made it full blown and I'm actually on medication because of it.

>Why haven't you quit?
I will the second I have another job lined up. Just can't seem to find anything that will be a lateral move that I think will be any more tolerable.

>>38477207
>Air Force
>Comm/Nav/Ecm

Can't quit, I'm in a contract. Getting kicked out would destroy my life pretty much.

>>38477125
I don't. Why would you want something in your asshole when you could have it in that wet sensitive hope that's literally built to take dick?

>>38477125
because they're homosexual men

>>38477151
so is the butthole

>>38476904
Special Education

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pic also related. I'm asking for a friend, we need to know whether this particular style is named, or whether we are treading new ground in ascribing it a title

80's metal style

>>38476899
Why don't men also take the blame for this as well? Men are exactly living their 50's style life as well.

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>>38476899
With women in the workforce decreasing wages and increasing cost of living, a lifestyle like this is economically unfeasible. As much as I'd like something like this, it just can't happen unless you alone take home enough money to support the whole family. With the price of college skyrocketing at an unprecedented rate, this is becoming more unlikely. As well as social degeneracy and things like Tinder and media glorifying premarital sex and general promiscuity, the chances of finding a woman who would want to settle down like this are nil.
tl;dr
It's not ever happening.

Tradcons are retarded