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You're gay anon , a fucking queer

>>38478680
nah i rly am not, i just tickel her bcs she annoys me man, shes rly fucking annoying so i cant hit her so i can tickle her. i hit her sometimes yes, but then she calls me crazy.

even thoug whats wrong with being a faggot, youre one and i cant say your wrong or anything.

>>38478509
like this?
https://youtu.be/Nu4IPIkw3j4

What's wrong with that? I bet you have stinky BO and need it.

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>mom applied the cum cleaner

>>38478455
Do your own laundry then, lazy ass

>>38478410
>anymore
Never had any to begin with. Tried and failed. Too late in life to learn how so I've given up.

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>gauges
>septum piercing

>>38478410
i dont see this one on kesenias tumblr, whered this come from?

>>38478351
That's my convo. Is it really that bad or something? It seemed fine to me

>>38478447
Do you think Chad talks that way?

>>38478447
The way you typed beautiful is a little cringey.

I couldn't deal with a conversation of one word answers. I never bothered messaging back if a person just started with "Hey"

I'm not white and don't already come from money

>>38478371
Move to europe and you get free money up the ass boiiii. Especially with that color immunity. You can do literally whatever you want.

>>38478320
Rich kids born into money.

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you can do it, I believe in you fellow anon. But you gotta do to

>>38478318
Are you THAT much more deficient than a 16 year old? You understand that they must undergo 9 years of frontal cortex development. Can you use at least 16/25 or 64% of the judgement of a full adult?

It's actually really easy dude, like playing videogames except you can die. Maybe you should ask your parents to teach you to drive so you're more comfortable.

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Summerfags.. It's the spawning season for them the idea for a meme suddently appear

This thread is a good start.

1) lurk
2) repeat step one for 1000 hours

ask again she probably had time to think about it and wants your cock now

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>tfw anything cringie you did was before social media
>tfw no-one remembers since you had to move around a lot

when the thought pops into my mind what i did i can just laugh at my retarded self

>>38478323

I've avoided her since then, but it's so fucking awkward now. We used to be on such good terms before I felt like I was her nephew or something. Now when I go to one of their family gatherings or something I don't know if she's told anyone or not and I don't know who's judging me. I don't know if she things I'm a disgusting creep, hyper desperate, or what.

The best case scenario is she doesn't think I'm creepy, desperate, and disgusting. Hopefully she just thinks I have a fetish for older women, which I do.

>>38478336

You can't escape all the cringy memories of things you did/said with your parents can you? I still remember when I was like 5 and had a fight with my male friend I told my dad he and I "broke up" and he had to explain to me the context of breaking up and why two male friends don't do it. Then we went inside and I watched a commercial for female menstrual pads and I told my dad I think I should have some so I never wet the bed again.

how should I kill myself though?

>>38478232
OP's pic looks a lot like someone I know. Maybe it's just a common look in Italian men...

>people with empathy tell others to kill them selves

You're fucking retarded op

>>38478087
The girl sucking off the horse should have a tattoo of herself sucking off a horse.

>>38478087
why, so fucking dumb

E-d-g-y! See, Rome, Caligula, et al. If you're a woman driven to such perversions, jks.

>>38477975
By confirming or denying their assumption based on what you do?

>>38478237
Denying simple as had this happens to me a feed days ago and I just say not really

>>38477975
Well, do you play those shooter games?

>>38477932
Because Chinese culture hasn't been fucked up by the Jews yet.

Chinese man here it's basically the exact opposite of how you say

you're either a retarded whore or some white larper either way kill yourself

>>38477932
How the hell should I know? I'm white.

i don't need to wipe because i shit the patrician way
squatting

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>>38477874
How do you wipe sitting down? That seems really impractical.

>>38477874
Wouldn't standing close your buttcheeks together and smoosh poo all around? sounds uncomfortable and messy.

>>38477865
so basically a cuck thread ?
Just find someone ugly to start off with and work your way up the high school chain.

Have a fwb, we fuck around for a few months pretty much every year for 4 years before shit falls apart. It's like a vicious cycle. Anyway, got her to blow me and actually let me jizz in her mouth (she hates jizz with a passion, if it's even on her tits so this was great) for a big mac from mcdonalds.

>>38477865
Nope but I've seen men get exposed for deception

A good writeup will make the difference between her swiping left or right.

Guy here.
It depends. All I did was post an unflattering photo of myself and a one liner and i got a few matches per day.

not really it's all about the pics