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I lost 100lbs, if I can do it so can you.

>>38195579
Try cheat decade it works

>>38195579
Starve yourself for a week. You'll get used to hunger and you won't want to eat very much

Genetics, my friend.
I have been blessed with naturally nice-ish eyebrows.

Why wouldn't you want bushy eyebrows? Or are you some kind of twink faggot that only wants pencil thin eyebrows so you can look more feminine

>>38195730
I'm not a twink but I do fap to traps so I'm kind of a faggot

Sure
Jjhbuybh

>>38195386
if by alt girls you mean feminine young boys then hell yeah i do

I'm used goods, someone be my cuck provider

Why are women so entitled? As if anybody wants anything to do with that disgusting thing but fuck and dump

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>>38195381
>please don't waste my time
what do roasties mean by this
it feels as if it's meant to encourage something but I can bet 90% of guys after reading that go
>OK, won't waste your time then
and move on

>>38194992
both, but you were already like this, you just stop being a coward that was afraid of peer pressure and social standards

hey dude normie here you're autistic as fuck and you're just being angry out of spite but meme images like yours are the only reason I still browse this board. thanks for the pic

>le "I don't care what other people think about me" maymay
classic sign of autism

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>>38480878
Because goyim translates to cattle.

Because your job is so draining that all you can do is muster up the energy to shitpost on 4chan or maybe play a video game for 15 minutes before getting bored

I hope to never end up as pathetic as you OP. Thanks for giving me inspiration to do better in college.

>>38480864
Make it very clear that you're not going to steal products from them.

>>38480908
This. Make it extremely clear.

>>38480864
I've heard pretty bad things about those jobs. You are basically going to have to run from shelf to shelf at lighting speed to pick up all the goodies within a nearly impossible time. Good luck Anon

>>38480771
it's worse if it's in a group chat like discord. you can strategize on 4chan.

>>38480771
>arguing with idiots online
Don't, they won't change their minds.

I know what you mean though. People don't care about facts and logic, they only care about charisma and posturing.

>>38480771

>get into internet argument

That was your first mistake.

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>>38480732
>wants to be humiliated
>can't stand a little brappping

i feel humiliated reading any doujin

>>38480772
the girl pissing herself in the second one was alright, but farts ruin my mood. Same with shit.

>>38480686
just be yourself paI.

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>>38480686

Bumping in hope for an answer.

>>38480686
Most people think when they die they'll go to eternal paradise and live in a perfect world forever which helps. For others even total nothingness is more appealing than their current lives. It's normal to want a better existence.

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>everyone here is too stupid for radical class politics and too content to burn DC and Wall Street
when revolution comes I will gladly help destroy the First World

I'm a giant lanklet and none of my pants fit right. Pants will have too big of a waist so I need a belt which folds the waistband and makes irritating pressure points, but the legs have plenty of room. Or the waist fits right but they're borderline skinny jeans.

I'm running a 10k on Sunday and have to wake up at 5am, but I'm having problems adjusting my sleep schedule and I keep waking up at 11.

>>38480478
I joined a class to start writing the script to my videogame but instead I've been procrastinating all month long. How do I start anon I keep browsing for (you)s

I haven't gotten out of bed yet, but other than that not bad.

>>38480496
What kind of game anon? I've been trying to learn unity but I'm terrible at it.

>>38480405
nah man just be confident and you'll be good

sure, cutting off the head of my dick might make me lose some sensitivity but i last alot longer! and it looks better!

What body part am I even fucking looking at?

Nigga just go, no one cares. Ive gone to two concerts by myself and going to a 3rd soon.

>>38480144
Yeah man, I go to concerts alone all the time. Ain't nothing wrong with it.

>>38480144
Where do you live? I'm going to book a plane

You're a gay fag you know that

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>>38480128
life is not your animu jimmy, but that doesn't mean it has to suck

Those don't exist I'm afraid. And if they do they'll probably won't like you