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>>38200499
Stop looking for attention on the reject haven on the vietnamese wifeswapping site.

>>38200499
>why live
in the hopes that you'll accrue enough good karma to be reborn into a universe where rikka is your gf

Once upon a time, a very long time ago now, about last Friday, Winnie-the-Pooh lived in a forest all by himself under the name of Sanders. ("What does 'under the name' mean?" asked Christopher Robin. "It means he had the name over the door in gold letters, and lived under it." "Winnie-the-Pooh wasn't quite sure," said Christopher Robin. "Now I am," said a growly voice. "Then I will go on," said I.) One day when he was out walking, he came to an open place in the middle of the forest, and in the middle of this place was a large oak-tree, and, from the top of the tree, there came a loud buzzing-noise. Winnie-the-Pooh sat down at the foot of the tree, put his head between his paws and began to think. First of all he said to himself: "That buzzing-noise means something. You don't get a buzzing-noise like that, just buzzing and buzzing, without its meaning something. If there's a buzzing-noise, somebody's making a buzzing-noise, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you're a bee." Then he thought another long time, and said: "And the only reason for being a bee that I know of is making honey." And then he got up, and said: "And the only reason for making honey is so as I can eat it." So he began to climb the tree. He climbed and he climbed and he climbed, and as he climbed he sang a little song to himself. It went like this: Isn't is funny how a bear likes honey? Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! I wonder why he does?

>>38200454
thank you for reminding me of this gem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mko5Y8QUEjI

"CAN YOU IMAGINE IF SOMEONE WAS SHOOTING THIS SHIT UP"

>>38200519
GET OFF ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER

I hope this is bait.
Saged

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>>38200424
here u go anon glad I could help

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>>38200627
Lain is shit

Why would you kill yourself over grades when you can become a NEET and shitpost all day?

>>38200490
College by itself is basically worse than neetdom imo. It's a high risk investment because if you don't get a good job then it's literally worthless.

>>38200564
And most robots are pretty unemployable due to being autistic as fuck

>>38200402
>Yes, im a girl so that helps a bit, but nobody cares

AHAHAHAHAHA. Go find an average looking guys facebook take his photos make a fake tinder and (if you even get a match) tell a girl you're a kissless virgin. Count the milliseconds before you're unmatched.

>>38200402
>nobody cares
please actually kill yourself female scum

>>38200443
You dont tell random people
Get sort of close to them first

I don't think so. If you're a real robot you should have nothing to live for. If normgroids attack you should strike back

No because we're all robots and we'll fight through thick and thin

We'll keep this board a robot board stop the normies coming in

>>38200237
"It is said that what is called "the spirit of an age" is something to which one cannot return. That this spirit gradually dissipates is due to the world's coming to an end. For this reason, although one would like to change today's world back to the spirit of one hundred years or more ago, it cannot be done. Thus it is important to make the best out of every generation."