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>spend the morning devoting yourself to a project.
>meticulously plan and organize to it
>succeede in a perfectly made project
>show it to be people, being proud and wanting flattery
>ignored
>mood crashes
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>With extremely few exceptions, no work of art, no product, no idea or anything you devote your life towards will ever have as much value as them titties in that pic

>women aren't privileged
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>>38204651
>being proud and wanting flattery
That's clearly where you went wrong. There's a reason why pride is a cardinal sin.
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A real man works for his own satisfaction. Needing constant acknowledgement and attention for everything you do is womanlike behaviour, as is being a moody cunt.

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>That feel when baby's first existential crisis
Do you still remember how it felt, robots? Can you still recall that one day when everything changed forever?

>Immense horror and desperation that doesn't goes away
>Nothing gives you respite, nothing gives you hope, no relief
>Unable to sleep at night, tortured by your own thoughts
>Waking up feeling normal and then suddenly feeling the dread again
>The world becomes 10x times more horrible, and meaningless
>No matter how you try to rationalize it, no matter what "answers" you get, everything is still beyond horrible
>Become afraid of knowledge, feel like science and consciousness were a mistake
>Feel like you lost something incredibly valuable you took for granted all this time, and now you are left forever with this horrendous sensation
>Legitimate suicidal thoughts
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Happened to me when I was 11 years old. Cried myself to sleep for 2 years.
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>>38204602
In fifth or sixth grade I became an atheist and struggled with reality
>if God doesn't exist I'm gonna be a rapist and a murderer and a sex addict
>oh so he doesn't exist
>still too pussy and beta to do that shit
>"haha I was just kidding myself"
>"haha I'll still try to be a better person God or not"
Than my mummy and daddy helped me believe again. Yup atheist for a week.

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gondola is a serb

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alright robots ive been sent to talk one on one with all of you here.

fucking stop being lazy fat pieces of shit and get in the gym! you think stacey gives a fuck about some skinny fat jawlet? nah but she gives a fuck about that guy whos shredded as fuck and doesn't give a fuck. That can be you brahs. get a gym membership and lift big
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This is literally the only thing that bothers me about today's young women. Stop this shit please. Fuck.
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All chad has to do to break hearts is enter a room with a girl in it, Would that be a burden or a gift
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Remember Ar Nine Gay, every dick you suck has been coated by fudge
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>>38204468
i know it's bait but i still feel bad
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>>38204468
yummy
I have my bf fuck my ass before I suck him off just to make sure its well coated.

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>Dad bursts into the room
>"Champ, it's time you got out of the house and learned the value of hard work. I'm driving you around town to look for a job, and I won't take no for an answer--"
>*record scratch**freeze frame*
>"So, yeah, I bet you're wondering how it got to this, huh?"
>*rewind effect through the last ten years*
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Don't think I've seen one of these in a while. Post yours.
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>fapping to something on /gif/
>one of the replies says 'it's a man'
>can't tell, but stop fapping anyway, just in case
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>>38204436
It's freaky as hell how if you just look in the center of that apes face you can see a human face
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>find my fetish on /gif/
>It's five gifs stretched out over hundreds of imageless posts of faggots arguing about the fetish
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>>38204453
>calling a black person an "ape"
back to /pol/

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Hiro is my daddy
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Who is in charge now

Didn't Hiro sell this website
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>>38204476
>Who is in charge now
>Didn't Hiro sell this website
No? Why do you think that?

He pretended the site had money issues a while back

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>be me be 19
>meet an old friend again
>start to fall in love with her
>she feels the same
>get married in secret because everyone will throw a shitstorm if they find out
>get drafted for war
>come back usually
>I end up knocking her up
>tell her it'll be alright we can have it in secret it'll be the best thing that happened to us
>eventually reveal information that could get my only friend in trouble
>start having nightmares about my wife dieing
>they end up attempting to put him under arrest
>apparently he killed 3 of them
>just as he's about to kill my friend I slice his hand off and he falls off the balcony
>tell my friend about the nightmares
>he tells me the only way to save my wife is to join his satanic cult thing
>find out that those assholes stole kids, gonna put an end to it with a raid of a bunch of soldiers
>later my mentor found out what happened, got a hold of my wife and convinced her I became an evil bastard
>heturnedheragainstme.png
>lose control of my rage and choke the fucking shit out of her
>throw her down and start fighting with my former mentor
>after a long battle he taunts me about my powers
>jump over his head but both of my legs are cut off just above the knee
>fall down the mountain
>my rage is maximum can't see anything my only description of it is the color red
>focus on what ever energy I have left to kill him
>body catches on fire and almost burn to death as he leaves with my wife
>climb up
>my new mentor found me
>eventually go to a hospital
>get new legs, an internal electronic device to keep my lungs healthy, it's connected to my new suit
>get up after surgery is complete
>find out I killed my wife and unborn child
>rage goes into overdrive and attempt to kill anything in sight including my master
>shove him over the table and try to choke him
>he's not choking
>he then shocks me and tells me if I ever do that again he will kill me
>he lets it slide since I've had a rough day
>I caused all of this
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>>38204349
>choking and killing your wife
Well atleast you did something most of us could never do, kill a Roastie.
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>>38204349
Post pics

Original yuyuyuyuyu

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With the content on this board this seems like the right place to ask this. Im a boy (male) i think im a normal amount of masculine but i think im slightly feminine. I remeber this bitch i used to know called me a twink.

So should i just download grindr or something more subtle and have sex with a man to try it out? Im honestly considering it. It couldnt be as hard as having sex with women? Right?
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>>38204319
>im slightly feminine, should I be a fag?

what the fuck kind of question is this?
if you want to be a fag then do it, download grindr and whore yourself out

>Anxious attachment style checking in
>Just broke up with the cutest Avoidant
>Now looking for a Secure
More info at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eps6BrXyS8k
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I am really excited to see the new movie with my friends! CGI looks great!
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