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>match on tinder with qt
>ohmygod.jpg
>write autustic opener, somehow convince her to meet up at some food place
>ohmygodohmygod.png
>she doesn't come and doesn't write back
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This is why you go for coffee and have her meet you at some public place (or at your place, if you're suave enough). That way you don't look so autistic when you get stood up
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Are you a fan of Cannibal Cupacake?
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>>38209840
Don't you mean Alyssa Rosales?
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that's a big doggo desu.
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I'm bored as a 2 dollar whore
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>>38209564
bump Iads
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men used to bother me a lot and want to hit on me and shit, but I started to dress more like a SJW and now they leave me alone, it's great
I'm not even that big of a feminist, I just buy shirts that say I am because then men don't come up to me and bother me lol
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>feminism
>the advocacy of women's rights on the ground of the equality of the sexes.
what a shit tshirt
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Post songs you want played at your funeral. Here's mine:
https://youtu.be/iWa-6g-TbgI
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>>38209516
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCJ_e76mz6Q
Forks Up, Forks Down
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Honestly, I don't care. My funeral won't be for my benefit, it'll be for everyone there, so they can pick the songs.
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>not playing this
https://youtu.be/AWMR79IMQ-M
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>used to be obese
>had no confidence
>people say you will gain confidence if you lose weight
>lost weight and now fit
>still have no confidence
Was it all just a meme..?
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>>38209515
I know that feeling, childhood is what makes you.
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>>38209515
This post is fake. If you were really obese and became fit, you'd have a bunch of extra loose skin.
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How can you hate women but also want to smell their butts?
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>summer is my favorite month
take a wild guess as to why
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>>38209501
>summer
>month
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>>38209552
It's basically one month here.
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Is it just me or does my robot shaped body play tricks on my just to fuck my shit up?
>get nausea because uneven sleep pattern
Fix with melatonin
>get painful hemorrhoids
Fix with ointments
>get a back ache
Go to doctor who say it's because of my cheap bed
>buy new bed, sleep better, stop taking melatonin and start drinking again
>get exzema
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Have you sated your mother's lust and impregnated her this morning?
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>>38209385
hey I've read that
tfw not a hung shota sex god that can make thicc housewives ntr their husbands
*God knows you are lonely souls*
*Lonely souls, lonely souls*
*Lonely soul, I'm a lonely soouuuul....*
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The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
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>>38209347
"and i know now better than before, i dont know lord what im looking for."
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Just want to tell you guys that having a nuclear family is the best feeling for any fathers. I feel sorry for you youngsters. As time passes, the more degenerate the new generation becomes.
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>you will never grow up in a 50's Americana setting
It hurts
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>>38209294
Damn, right. I'm happy that I live in a rich neighborhood.
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>>38209279
that lifestyle actually gave meaning to hard work
nowadays it feels like it's all for nothing
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I really hate fucking nerds so much.
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>Two years ago decide to stop being a NEET
>Move to the city with savings
>Get a business loan and start promotional video company
>Get part time job at cool indie cinema to help with money on the harder months
>Love it
>First proper day off in about a year today, oddly nostalgic for NEET days
>Get up at 1am
>Eat tendies
>Don't shower
>Play Skyrim, paint warhams and browse 4chan all day
>Begin thinking I made the wrong choice changing my ways
Enjoy the lifestyle while you can boys, I've had to become a tourist.
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1pm, I mean.
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>>38209136
What warhammer army you collect m8?
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>>38209165
Nids my dude
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Hi robots so today on the way home from work the freeway was gridlocked and I was bored..
So I decided to kill time by having a wank.. if you haven't wanked in your car while caught in traffic you are missing out.. admittedly I got a few strange looks from people obviously figuring out what I was doing ... but that just added to the thrill. I now no longer hate bad traffic. I will be looking forward to it.
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>>38209126
kill yourself do the world a favour