Fembots post your husbandos so robots can imitate them and become perfect suitors and mates for us
none can stop the farage barrage
You can't keep faking confidence forever. It's either you have good self-esteem or you don't. Keep working to improve yourself so you can feel more confident in your ability to behave like an independent adult.
>>38215559
fuck you im going to be a leeching housewife to a gorgeous hunk whether you like it or not
Who here /proudvirgin/?
Ain't noone getting my virginity before I find a girl to marry first.
>drinked 2l of 7up in one sitting
how many of you can drive?
I can, I also ride a motorcycle. It's a very robot way of getting around:
-fun
-solitude
-maintenance autism
-chance i'll fucking die a violent, fast death
>>38215448
I can only drive automatic because I'm Burgerstani and its basically just like driving a go-kart
Driving scares the living fuck out of me though, it took me 6 tries to get my license because I'd have panic attacks. But it works out, I never have to drive now that I moved to a city that has public transport.
Whats a goodvplace to get good memes? All the onee i like are on google images and those arent funny anymore.
What the fuck is considered "original?" Can the same image never appear twice on this board?
>be funny and charismatic
>everyone wants to hang out with me
>be honest and tell people how i feel
>people push me away, label me as sad or creepy
This is what being a normie is all about. Conforming.
This is a thread for those of us living with chronic pain, for we need a shoulder to lean on. Living in pain all the time tears any little enjoyment or comfortability life has apart, it's a cruel joke played on us by an uncaring god.
How do you manage your pain and how long has it gone on for?
Do you hope to one day live a life more free from pain or have you resigned yourself to hoping that death is more pleasant.
How much of a day is spent thinking of your pain?
I can start.
I've had my pain for the last four years despite being only twenty one, it's gotten worse with each year and looks to get worse as I get older.
I hope one day to get treatment to make manageable but all doctors have provided nothing to help so I'm starting to give up hope.
Probably 40% of my thoughts revolve around wishing I wasn't in pain.
>genitals stink
>developed jock itch which creates even further stench
>hire hooker with plans of making her vomit
>she refuses to do anything until I wash
>says that we can have a 'sexy shower' together
REEEEEEEEE
Why can't there whores just do their fucking jobs? They're getting more and more uppity.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-SPOND TO MY TWEET ALREADY!!!! IT WAS FUNNY!!!!! AND FOLLOW ME ALREADY TOO!!! YOU FOLLOW OVER 100k PEOPLE AND I HAVE TO BEG FOR A YOU?!!?!
>>38214999
What are you called on Twitter?
>"Normal people scare me xDxDxD"
>>38214967
but who was board is full of normal people?
>>38214967
Goddamn, I see normalfags wearing shirts that says the exact same thing and every time I want to curb stomp the shit out of them.
like people are rly fucked up dumb.
they say talk. i talk some shit. they all dont know what to do and faces are in fear.
make
up
your
mind
normies.
how to spot a redditor: the post
>>38214995
i was in here for years, fella. im just slow in mind.
>>38214995
Redittors are more articulate.
Where does brown hair color ends and blond begins?
I have the oddest hair color that can look like both depending on light.
At night and many closed up places, it's dark and undistinguishable from brown. But in presence of clear light, like in elevators, bathrooms and in the sun, it looks blond.
Here's an approximation, but not quite it. People don't agree at what to call it, and I'm sure there are others here with the same odd coloring. It's like having glitched brown hair that lacks some "redness" to it and shines blond.
let's have a comfy anime thread while we wait patiently for girlfriends
can i wait for a boyfriend here
don't mind me please im just waiting for a bf
>What girl wants to give oral sex when a man isn't shaved?
your mum
shes a whore ;)
>>38214906
One who wants her laundry hung up instead of left wrinkled in the basket.
t. Married guy