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help me out here /r9k/
how do i filter all posts that ONLY have the word "some" in them without filtering posts that have the word "some" in them?
i want to stop seeing shrekfags everywhere
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Fuck shrekfags they are the new bronies.
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/^(some)$/i;
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Mom just told me to stop drinking so much milk because I'm growing tits
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I fucking love that band GAHHHHH
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>>38216396
Start working out. GOMAD is shit unless you use that energy.
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It ain't the milk, my dear. You're blossoming into a woman.
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>be pedophile
>don't want to be pedophile anymore
>go to therapist for first time
>explain to her I'm a pedophile
>she tells me to get out
>confused
>suddenly she goes off on me and tells me I'm scum
>she says she was molested by a piece of shit like and she hates me
>she says she hopes I kill myself and she'd never help someone like me
>tells me to leave her office and never come back
>I try to reason with her but she calls security
>just go home to avoid getting beat up
I never hurt anyone..so much for therapy..
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That's what you get for existing motherfucker.
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Because pedophilia is part genetic and part choice like being gay.
Trained professionals realize this but public perception is no one can be born evil, which is pedophilia. She prob just did not want to deal with your shit
>I was born gay
>"Ya dude gayness is genetic, acceptance and power to ya!"
>I was born a pedophile
>"WTF no you weren't its a choice you sicko!"
Go get chemical castration or date like 5 foot petite adult woman
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Here's hoping she reports you to the police and they search your hard drive :)
I need PRO wagecuck memes. stuff like this but the opposite.
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>"WHOOO'S THE MOST ANTISOCIAL PERSON IN THE ROOOOOM???"
>Anon doesn't rise his hand
>"Anon???"
>...
>"Anon! I really expected more from you! This lack of iniciative is unacceptable!"
>...
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Are you guys participating the Holy meme jihad against CNN ?
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>>38216133
No, I couldn't be bothered to. It's funny to read about. You'd think people would learn from trying to censor things.
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Anyone else here constantly looking back at past glory?
>played football in high school
>started varsity FS as a freshman
>SS as a sophomore
>MLB both junior and senior year
>went to a FCS college
>flunked because I didn't care
>only had sex once
>live alone and sad at 28
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>>38216082
That guy in pic is more fuckable than a math autist at 18
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How much longer until we make it bros?
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>>38216059
"Making it" is very subjective, but most of us will never make it.
Still, there's a very tiny chance and that's what keeps me going.
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>>38216059
anytime now
hold on
it has to be
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Does anyone here not regard themselves as human? I am not suicidal but honestly, my death would not be worth crying over. It could arguably be something to rejoice over. A worthless human being who can't even function as a human being has died. Boohoo. The gene pool of the general population is improved and a dozen generations of potential suffering erased. A troubled lineage cut short. Euthanasia, even though I don't want to die. Sometimes when I feel afraid, I just comfort myself and remind myself it'll all be alright after I die.
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>>38216056
If you accept Yuri and let it in your heart you're still worthy of redemption!
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Join the military and die in service to a cause. If you're over 35 take a walk in your nearest ghetto after dark every night for a week.
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>>38216056
I know I'm human, but being human is painful and life is pointless. My sense of self has been really shattered.lately. I've been doing psychedelic drugs pretty constantly and have been feeling off even when sober, I disassociated even before and now it's worse. Feels like nothing is real and I'm forgetting who I am and what has actually happened. I hope I die, but I don't think it's possible for me to.
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>tfw you find out that a friend's wife is hooking whenever he's out of town on business
SHE DOESNT EVEN NEED THE MONEY AT ALL WHY
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>>38216033
Option 1:
>Get the proof. Go to the friend. He has grounds for divorce with her getting nothing out of the settlement.
Option 2:
>"I found out you're a hooker you stupid bitch, I'll tell your husband and you'll be a broke whore for the rest of your life unless you consistently _____insert degrading sex act______ at least once a week you cunt."
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>>38216033
1. Get definitve proof
2.Blackmail her into becoming your hoe
3. Pimp her ass to the highest bidder
4.PROFIT
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If you could continuously relive a certain year of your life groundhog day style but a year instead, what year would it be and why?
I would choose to re-live the entire time I was 16. It was the last time in my life I was ever truly happy. I could have made cool artsy normie friends since my school had such a wide range of people ranging from Goths, to hippie. type.
It was also a time when I could have gotten a girlfriend if I wasn't so beta and it could overall just have been an even better experience.
How about you guys? What year would you wanna relive?
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>tfw femanon friend
>tfw she has an LDR bf
>tfw we talk daily
>tfw I like her
I had to do something really wicked to deserve this.
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>Grandpa in hospital
>Parents told me they are going to divorce today
Atleast im doing good at school i guess.
How are fellow robots doing?
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>>38215983
I have a date tonight tonight with a cutie from tinder so I'm doing well obviously
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>>38216030
good luck anon, hopefully she isn't a roastie
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I'm not saying there aren't other bad degrees in terms of payment, but in terms of your chances of landing an actual job relating to your degree, let lone a good paying job, doesn't get any lower than these. Feel free to add or debate if you want.
Anon if your degree is or is planed to be one of the fallowing, be aware of the high chances of it being useless to you. Don't waste your time and money.
Advertising
Music
Creative Writing
Philosophy
Communication
English
Literature
History
Graphic design
Physical fitness
Liberal arts
Religious Studies
Fine arts
Film
Photography
Anthropology
Archeology
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>>38215972
>Advertising
>Graphic design
these seem like pretty good choices tbqh, however I doubt you need to get a degree to be good at them
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If you're getting a degree in anything that's not STEM you're an idiot, but everybody knows that already
new mug day!
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