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Does anyone know how much generic finasteride (propecia) costs with out insurance? I am rapidly balding and need urgent help.

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looking for pretty girl
>must be at least 5'5
>must be smart or at least think she is even if she's a manipulative weasel who pretends not to be
>must be genuinely compassionate and caring, or have the desire to be, even if she is outwardly not nice
>must be no older than 22 and no younger than 16 (i am 18)
>must enjoy the thought of completely opening up to someone and sharing a deep and intimate spiritual bond
>mental illness is okay as long as you do your best and are not afraid to ask me for help
>must smell good
>must be willing to have a 1-2 hour long chat over text or voice where we express our innermost #deep views immediately after this thread

if you may meet the above requirements, you may qualify for an advanced test, afterwards which I will let you know why I am the best guy you will ever meet

pls post with your first name, country / state, whether or not you meet the above requirements (i can let some things slide if you're my soulmate), and what you would be looking to get out of a relationship.

thank you for reading but you should be thanking me tbqhwy

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how do you get over not having a strong male role model? should i just try to emulate cowboys from old westerns to become more masculine?

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>I'm just going to have a little bit of food tonight. Okay, mother?
>No, mother. I'm not sick, I'm just not that hungry.
>N-no mother There's nothing wrong with the recipe.
>I-I don't hate your cooking, mother. I just think I need to be healthy and loose weight
>No one's bullying me anymore, Mom. I'm not in high school anymore.
>I-I don't hate you, mother. Please stop being mad at me.
>S-stop crying please mother. I-I'm sorry. Here, I'm having seconds because I love you so much.
>Y-yes mother, I-I'm your perfect little baby. I promise I won't try to change anymore.

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>Talk to girl regularly at shared activity
>Develop feelings for her
>She's playful with everyone but seems more affectionate towards me
>Touches me whenever she can, like when she wants me to move she wraps her arms around me and pushes me
>Laughs excessively at my shitty jokes, to the point where she has trouble calming down
>Tries to bring me into the conversation when she talks to other people by mentioning how awkward it must be for me to just stand off to the side while they talk
>Try to ask her for her number but can't get the words out
>Not going to have a chance to see her in person for a month
>Ask mutual friend to ask for me over text
>Instead of just asking for me, the friend screenshots the whole conversation about it
>Didn't realize until afterward that that conversation would imply affection (I talked about how I was too nervous to ask and shit like that)
>Get the number
>Text her telling her I got it but can't talk that night (it was getting late)
>She says OK
>Text her the next day
>No response after a full 24 hours

Am I reading into things or is she just a roastie leading me on for fun? What do?

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calIe calle

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>Decide to make a tinder, primarily to gauge my own attractiveness.
>Swipe right on most girls above 6
>Get a decent number of matches
>See a qt redhead that enjoys poetry
>She's a 6.5, but her bio makes her seem smart (It's the only place on the site where I've seen a semicolon used properly)
>Send her a "Hey X, how are you?" message, because I don't want to come on too strong
>Found her Facebook in the meantime, she writes for her school paper, has a number of pictures with her family, etc. Absolutely W H O L E S O M E
>2 days later, no response.
>Decide to send another message. Tell her that asking how she was probably wasn't the best opener, but explain that she's cute and seems interesting enough to warrant persistence. Ask her about her being an "author," which she mentioned in her bio.
>3 days no response.

Life is suffering, robots. I check this damned app every morning and get more and more annoyed every time I get a message that's not from her.

Why am I like this? How do you guys deal with obsessing over a very small portion of girls? If I were to hypothetically remake my Tinder, using different photos, what are my odds of actually starting a conversation?

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>post this ugly bitch geting blacked
>the faggot robots thristy for anything telling me that pig face is cute

the nigger looks better

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>tfw I always distance myself from people that want to be my friend online because I'm an insecure piece of shit

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Why are we still virgins? Just to suffer? Every night, I feel my dick... and my balls... even my nipples. The sex I've never had... the gfs I've never had... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all too far. You feel it, too, don't you?

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Any other robots brew beer? I recently got into it and it's super fun and it ends up being less expensive in the long run.

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>There are women out there that would give their love (sexually and emotionally) to a dog than you

How do you live with this?

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I FOUND A REASON FOR MEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEE
TO CHAAAAANGE WHO I UUUUSED TO BEEEEE
A REASON TO START OVER NEEEEW
AND THE REASON IIIIS YEEEEEEEEEW

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This movie looks very interesting. Romance and history are such beautiful themes especially in film format

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what do women mean when they say "you are so cute anon"?