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Write a letter to someone. Please include initials.

Dear A:

I've been missing you. I wish you were there more when I needed you to be, though some things did fall through that weren't your fault. I hope we can get together soon.

~C/J
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>>38220158
C,

Your mother and I have been getting worried about you, and we think it'd do you wonders if you went out and got a job. It's simple, C: All you've gotta do is show up, speak with a manager, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake. It's all in the optics, C.

Sincerely,
D.

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being a robot sucks
being a normie sucks

what else there is to experience in life? you either conform and dumb yourself down or decide to go against the grain and suffer.
either way you are fucked and there is no way out.
redpilled? conservative? no woman for you asshole. have weird hobbies? hate alcohol? forget about friends and meeting people.

how do you get out of this hell loop exactly? if you are born a chad you can decide to be either a normie or a weirdo and it probably wouldn't affect you so this is the best outcome and its only reserved to 1% of the population.

fuck this prison planet. i now understand why people kill themselves.
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You can also be a cyborg where you get worst of both worlds. Shunned by normies for being too much of a robot and shunned by robots for being too much of a normie.
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>>38220113
why be a cyborg then? do cyborgs really embrace the normie existence?
did you ever meet one?

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Post some good hmmms m'lads.
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>>38219981
Are these negro heads?
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>>38220032
those are watermelons you blind fuck
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>>38220032
>>38220051
They're bowling balls

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Are all fuckawful kickstarter products that manage to get funded secretly just a money laundering ploy?
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Just like the gizmodo being a way for the mafia to launder money.

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>fuck

HOLD UP
HOLD UP
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Hey guys so my mom was a yelling at me and I made this to calm down. What did you do today? :)
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does working out really make you more confident?

Does it actually work?
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>>38219832
It's a double edged sword. I got /fit/. I used to be skinny so if I saw someone and it'd been a while, they were usually surprised and had a lot of compliments for me. This can lead to ego issues and DID in my case. Realized I was going to the gym and eating bodybuilding food just to look good and keep the attention coming. Now I'm scaling it back and aiming for more general fitness. I'm training for a half marathon now
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>>38219832
No

You'll look good, but if you're not a total fucking narcissist you won't actually change.

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You in highschool thread
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not a trumpfag, but those tiny trump "memes" are posted by redditors
it's clear you're a redditor from /r/4chan trying to get le upboats
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Yeah after CNN raped r/thedonald I migrated here
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>>38219985
go back to thedonald, we don't want your kind here

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Remember Ar Nine Gay, every dick you suck has been coated by fudge. Girlfudge and Boifudge
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>tfw no bf who'll call me little girl and read bedtime stories and watch anime together and cuddle and let me rest into his lap and m-maybe let me call him daddy
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>>38470584
I'll do all of that for you and more. Even if you are male.
Do you have any contacts? Discord?
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Maybe in another space and time, where everything is perfect and everyone can be who they want.
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>>38470584
Depends are you a biological, unchanged female? Are you above 7.6/10? If so you can do that with me.

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>walking down the street
>Hot grill is walking backwards to take a picture of her friends
>Bumps into me by accident
>My hand brushes of her ass

So long lads. I've finally made it. Feels good man
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>I meet looks with a pretty girl for a few seconds
>start planning our life together
I think it's illegal to have this many wives

In all seriousness I wish I was asexual
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>go outside
>hot girl in gucci shades in the back of a car

if only I weren't an ugly faggot

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*tic*toc*tic*toc*tic*toc*

You hear that, roastie?

That's the clock where every second that passes makes you less attractive. That wall is approaching faster and faster every day.
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*tic*toc*tic*toc*tic*toc*

You hear that, robot?

That's the clock where every second that passes gets you closer to overcoming your insecurities and finding love.
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>>38219723
*tic*toc*tic*toc*tic*toc*

you hear that? that's the clock that counts down until you realize that the "wall" doesn't exist and women will still be as vapid, cold and heartless in their 30s as they are in thier 20s.
they will ALL still want chad no matter the age.

the wall is the last blue pill that young men have swallowed in a vain attempt to cling onto the hope they will one day find a girlfriend. or that they will one day have women knocking down their door to marry them.

if you are a true robot/beta male/whatever, you will NEVER and i repeat NEVER find a woman.

t. 34 year old robot.
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>>38219723
says OP who was never attractive to begin with

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I love the feminine penis. Thank you for helping me realize that traps aren't gay.
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>middle of 7th grade English class teacher says "anon, you're going to the counselor!" where the whole class could hear
>go to counselor and they talk to me like I'm a retard who's on the verge of a tantrum
>ask me a bunch of shit like "do you ever think about hurting people?" and "do your feelings change a lot?" off a clipboard
>after a couple dozen no's they let me go back to class
>everyone in the class clearly views me differently from then on
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>>38219618
What did you do to cause your teacher to send you to the councilor?
>tfw my school didnt even have one
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>be me
>me 16
>be at international school
>friends are alright etc
>"omg Anon you have to meet Kat"
>who?.mp4
>Its their friend that left but came back for visits or something
>Shes just standing there and turns around as soon I'm in the vicinity
>fucking bro hugs me
>"Oh you must be the guy that asked out my best friend"
>fuck.mp3
>I start sweating, how did she know?
>"haha yeah"
>walk away
>later on I call her a sideways cunt to my friends
>she finds out
>all the girls hate me
>I'm fucked up for my first year there

Fuck highschool
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>>38219662
I don't know, just being fucking quiet I guess. I never did anything violent or talked about anything violent whatsoever

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If guys only want a girlfriend for sex, why do some get revenge on their exes when getting sex is easy? Why get so attached when girls have no personality?
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those guys aren't men, they are emasculated cucks

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