>tfw just played 3 hours of "house party" trying to get virtual laid.
The hottest kid ever or no?
>>38220657
He's lucky he is not in ancient greece.
>>38220657
Maybe he is now, but hell grow up to be ugly like most child stars I can guarantee it.
>>38220704
Nah, he's a total Chad.
How often do you speak robots?
For me I'd say 60% of days I don't say a single word, 30% I say a few words eg to the cashier if a place I'm buying from has no self-checkouts, and 10% I actually say more than 10 words or have a conversation.
Pretty much the same as you OP. Speaking doesn't feel as natural any more.
Feels bretty bad.
>>38220642
I'm mute in public but think out loud in privacy.
The only person I talk to is myself
>masturbated to fictional transgender video game protagonists again
im autistic or just bored?
>>38220596
you are ascended and free
>>38220596
>mastubating to 'women' with penises
Everyone who does this is a closet fag.
>>38220652
what if they are fucking a woman without a penis
At least you don't have to worry about this happening to you
Literally just watched this again, main girl is so hot.. maybe a girl who friendzones me will pity fuck me to save herself
Is this a good movie? I'm thinking about watching it
>>38220906
Yeah, it is. I'm a huge horror buff and this is one of those rare modern horrors that does it right. In my opinion it's worth watching for the soundtrack alone
18 year old here. a few weeks ago I inserted my penis halfway inside my girlfriends vagina (I didn't go all the way in because we had shitty angling and my dick curves down). I am 7 inches, which is basic for women in my opinion.
I'm still a virgin...right???
>>38220405
for the record e and my girlfriend have been together on and off since I was 14, and I'm about to be 19 in a few days or so
stuck at work (pic related)...should i fuck this horse? bored af
suh an0ns
this chad just got
capcha'd on omegle haha!
why they do this
what do now?
>>38220337
I thought his faggotr ass was going to join the army? What happpen??
REEEEEEE I JUST WANT HER TO FUCKING ANSWER MY DM I'VE SENT OVER 500 FUCK R9K ROASTIES FUCK THESE THREADS FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH THESE SLUTS
>Le me
>decide to fap
>unzip shirts
>while fapping balls get near zipper
>finish
>be tard and forget balls there
>zip
>fucking hurts
>try to unzip
>Like balls are inbetween chainsaws
>in 20 minutes get balls out
>mfw I realized my balls are in zipper
i wonce had my foreskin stuck in the zipper. not fun at all. good thing i was like 4 so i don't remember properly
What do you get when you cross a Norwegian and a Swede?
>a socialist who wants to be king
What do you get when you cross a Polack with a Jew?
>a retarded anteater
What do you get when you cross a Byzantine with a Scotsman?
>Haggis Sophia
Which tree grows niggers?
>Construction scaffolds
Who wins if a nigger and a gypsy jump from a building?
>Society
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>>38210493
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What has drumpf done?
Why is drumpf allowed to destroy precious friendships?
My friend that I knew since middle school just cut contact with me completely because of drumpf!
How is he allowed to get away with his???I voted for Trump
>>38220272
see? what did I tell you guys about? this is a simple, classic and elegant bait. (-_- )
Hey I remember a few years back i stumbled on a guide along the lines of "how to post on 4chan" and got a nice laugh out of it. It said to fill in all fields, including name and options, whenever you post, and had a lot of other things that only a normie would say. Does anyone have the link to this so I can laugh at it again? Pic unrelated.
bump for curiosity
originaol10ol10o1l
is being skinnyfat the one true beta male trait?
i argue that it is.
if you're skinny, all you have to do is lift and eat. some girls are into skinny guys, as long as they're tall.
if you're fat all you have to do is not eat so much. some girls are into fat guys because they look like they have an advantage in a fight.
skinnyfat is the worst of both worlds. nobody takes you seriously. you don't look intimidating, no woman has a skinnyfat fetish.
to get out of skinnyfat you have to get fat first and lifting at the same time.. then you have to stave yourself to get back down to a reasonable weight.
my life is suffering. end me.
>>38220161
if you're skinny, eat low-fat sources of protein and NO OIL or BUTTER. eat lots of whole grains and plenty of green veggies. BEANS are king. the weight (fat) will fall off and you'll build muscle at the same time. trust me
>>38220282
>t. I know nothing about nutrition
>>38220282
you cannot build muscle and loose fat at the same time, moron.
you need to eat more calories than you burn to gain weight and burn more calories than you take in to loose weight.
they are mutually exclusive goals.