Women 8 thread pls
I'm havin a really hard time
Does anyone else notice how women are essentially born into indiscriminate acceptance while women are cast into a confusing shitstorm of semi alpha beta males ruling our society
And we are completely ostracized for our slight imperfections
Womym h8
>>38223250
>while women are cast into
you fucked up the OP. we can have a h8 thread, but it can't be this thread
NOOBODY
DESERVES YOU
THE WAY
THAT I DO
how do I reverse the rot that has been caused to my brain from being on this website for 5+ hours a day for the past 10 years?
>>38223187
From now on every time you thikn about going on 4chan, leave the house and take a walk instead.
Hey robots, got any good rare pepes? Makin a collection
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Isn't he so handsome? I'm in love.
>>38223138
isn't that the gay dude who ate people?
>>38223152
Tfw no bf who kills and feeds you corpses
>>38223152
It originally is.
tell your OWN stories, even if they're made up.
This is the story (fictional) on how I learned Love could be a Vampire:
b moving to Forques Washingotn
town methdealer has his i's on me
George Bush pushes his bellybutton in
thinks he started nucleonic warfare
the worst pain that I ever had.
I fucked Kesha almost a decade ago in Nashville at some mansion party. No one will believe me but I did. I also came in her ass and she didn't even shit it out afterwards.
>>38223163
did she have that saggy ass then or is that semi-new?
>That one semichad that was actually kind of cool when he wasn't with his douchebag friends
Tell your stories about him
>High school
>Semichad is dating blue haired Tumblr feminist chick
>She's a bitch but I can't blame him, she was fucking hot
>Eventually they break up like every Chad and Stacy do
>Sitting with some bros in corner of english classroom, working on some bullshit assignment
>Stacy's mom is English teacher
>Stacy never has to work in that class
>Just drinks coffee from her mom and slacks off
>She's talking with English teacher about how semichad liked one of her photos on Instagram and that makes him a creepy stalker who can't accept that they're through
>English teacher is passive aggressive towards semichad for the rest of the year
>English teacher is also super passive aggressive to me because I wasn't a far leftist
>Talk to him sometimes to complain about our shitty school
>He's actually pretty cool, if he wasn't lucky with height and shit he probably would have been a robot
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In my school, semichad nailed all the 7/10 big titted chubsters. Literally every couple of weeks, he'd have another one and would grope their big melons in the hall.
He was cool though and let me hang out while the tumblrinas got their big tits groped. He also asked them to wear low cut shit. I couldn't help but stare
How do I unironically get an e-gf?
>I would have offered you a slice anon
As I sit down with my own plate. Then why didn't you? Fake/passive aggressive is autism.
>aren't you being passive aggressive now anon?
Said above to roommate silence then went back to gaming
How can one sound convincing while telling a 911 operator that there's a hostage situation at someone's house, which happens to be thousands of miles away from your own?
Whether or not it is convincing they have to go through procedure
>>38222871
By graduating highschool first and getting off my board until then underageb&.
or if somebody told you that they did that.... please refer to my first statement
>>38222871
>>38222885
this, it should be easy just make sure you have good opsec
>ywn open the 8th gate of death to sacrifice yourself while fighting a god-like being in order to end a war and save your friends
>>38222815
Everything post chuniin exams was bad. Everything having to do with the great ninja war was just a slap in the face. Guy gets to do all his cool stuff, only to be told "nope didn't work lol" and have bullshit power naruto save him and everyone else in the end.
Fuck off, the feel is a bad feel.
>>38222876
fuck off buddy that scene was great
>>38222918
Yeah the scene was great, but then immediately after Madara just gets up unharmed, and Naruto comes along and saves Guy. So not only did he not actually save anyone, but he even failed in sacrificing himself while doing it.
>have plenty of tinder matches
>matches consist mostly of white girls, but I have matches of all races and a variety of ethnicities
>white and white washed asians seldom respond to my messages for the most part
>black, latina, FOB Asians, Native Americans etc respond to me relatively often
>noticed this since i've started using tinder
Why is this?
>>38222749
jews
oregnanananan
The former are there to boost their ego
The latter enjoy a little conversation with their ego boost
>>38222749
If they're attractive ethnic women, then what's the problem? You're living the dream.
Fuck me, Bentley coupe I'm riding with a thottie, fuck
I just spent a 100 on my watch piece, fuck
I done fell in love with a thottie, fuck
She just wanna fuck me for my clout, fuck
Bitch I'm off the lean I crash the Audi, fuck
Might just spend 200 on this Audi, truck
Ask a former beta sperg anything. Went from being a fat kissless virgin to a muscular "chad" with a qt gf and previous hookups
I was in your same spot years ago and am here to offer my advice, change is possible robots
Yeah I need advice. You know how I can get to /soc/? Its the board for people like yourself, I'm sure you've heard of it.
I need to know where it is so I can tell you to leave r9k for soc and stay there.
>>38222672
Let your anger leave you child, i am but a simple charitable wanderer
I was thinking if it is seen as unusual to be a wizard who is the oldest virgin here? The oldest NEET?
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I'm 34 years old but I regularly see posts with similar or slightly older ages.
I'm 58. I'm probably one of the oldest people who use this website overall.
>>38472159
>58 year old virgin
Jesus Christ, your balls must be indigo.