I am a very troubled person and I can give off the vibe to another stranger in just a 15 second conversation.
FUCK.
>>38224409
i am god but must make extra effort to not be god so can be human or else cannot continue to be god.
If you get struck by lightning it's your fault. Stop being a victim man.
>>38224401
I know this post is supposed to be irony about your life in general, but it really is your fault if you get struck by lightening. The vast majority of people avoid it very easily.
is it hard being a jew on the internet?
nah it's ok
>>38224366
watched a 'white genocide' video. never knew how much jews got hate. thought it was a meme
Jews get payed to shitpost. Can't be too bad
So once she hits the wall, will she finally realize that she was never special all along? She walks around as if she is this little intellectual goddess
EVERYBODY'S HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD
That is a rhode island red
I ironically downloaded that album after the family guy episode came out and the trashmen actually had a pretty cool version of Misirlou.
Anyone else ugly inside and out?
I look like garbage on the outside but I'm a god damn dumpster fire on the inside.
I still love you erika
origitoni
>>38224192
she sounds like a slutty whore
jk i love dubu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8&t=0
I miss her too.
>tfw too robot for "robots"
>>38224111
same
here's my typical convo
me: so do you like stuff
them: yeah I like stuff
~ghosted~
Who else is waiting for robot gfs with AI to finally become a thing? It's the only comforting thought that I even have anymore, that some day soon I will get the love and friendship I've wanted my entire life. Also, how will roasties and normalfags eventually ruin it?
>>38224092
Men have been wishing for this since the beginning of time. In Ancient Greece they tried to fug their marble statues.
>>38224138
But we have the technology for it now anon, the dream is close to reality
You take a bitch down to Fuzzy's Tacos on a Saturday night, you understand? You order something nice, each meal costing about $7, get some beers. You take her to the patio because for whatever reason, people don't like eating on the patio, they'd rather eat inside. You take her on the patio because it's quieter and secluded, and not as cold as it is inside. You drink your beer slowly, you let her drink her's at her own pace. When you're both done, you ask her if she's ready to go.
BADA BOOM BADA BING
>tfw no making fuck friend
TFW you will never have a babushka genuine qt3.14 gf....
hey girl let me have one of them apples
>>38224021
tfw you will never have babushka "apples"
Chatting with old friends you talk about their shit, then you start talking about yours and they always fucking disconect
does anyone share the feeling?
Kekistan Cringe thread
ITT: Kekistan cringe
Ep*c maymmes for the win!
>>38473766
i cant tell if the person in the middle is a girl or an effeminate faggot
considering the context im sure its the latter
*blocks ur pathee*
Wut do???
>Anon, why is my willy so much bigger and fatter than your little baby willy?
>>38223943
it's because you play with it more. like exercising a muscle to make it bigger
That looks pretty small to me
>>38223943
Forced perspective is a real bitch innit