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>go to sleep hugging a normal sized pillow
>listen to the sounds of a girl sleeping on YouTube with my phone and ear buds
>actually helps me go to sleep whereas otherwise I'd be tossing and turning

I wish I wasn't like this.

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Why should I get fit? I hate my life, so I don't care whether I'm healthy or not since I'd rather be dead either way. I'm really ugly, so even if I was ripped it wouldn't matter and I'd still be alone. I'm on the cusp of being a healthy weight, and I've never felt worse. Eating healthy and working out brings me absolutely no joy. While eating fast food and snacks makes me so happy and is the only accessible pleasure I can experience.

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my mom needs an abusive boyfriend that beats the fuck out of her and rapes her. maybe she would be much nicer if that happened

i hate the cunt. if she died i don't think i would give a fuck

is normal for me to have these thoughts?
the fact that i have these thoughts my mom proves my mom is a shit parent. a son of a loving competent parent wouldn't have these thoughts about his mom

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show me obscure yotube channels so that i can feel cool i know them: here is one ill chare with you and you will share one with me back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7sXEgwAk6c

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>tfw had every reason to BTFO some loser in an argument
>began to write to him but life happened and time passed, also didn't think it was worth it (i would have to rewrite it to make it a bit easier on his ego heh)
>now i can't scroll up bc program crashes so i forgot what he said lol also its so far in the past my email is now irrelevant heh
>he prob thinks he won but i could care less since i knew the truth / was right anyway :)

who / happy/ here? :)! <3 its all good i forgive you <3

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Have you guys noticed how normalfag shitposting is almost non-existent during this time of the week?

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Break down your life like it's a tv show and tell about your character-arch(s)

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Who TMJ Fag?

>mfw tmj ruined my life
>fucked up my jaw so one side is bigger than the other
>constantly uncomfortable with jaw aching or popping
>makes my left ears smell for some reason
>turned my 8/10 face into a 4/10 over the course of 5 years


how do I end this pain??

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Why do normies absolutely hate stoic behavior?

One thing I've noticed about people is that if you want to be socially accepted you have to almost be as least stoic as you possibly can and overreact to absolutely everything. I'm a pretty calm level headed guy and I never stop hearing shit like "You're a psychopath bro" etc

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GIVE ME A TRAP BF

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Daily reminder that bitching about CNN nonstop gives fuel to these "dank memers."

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I have taken over 10 Asperger Syndrome quizzes
and they all said that I am VERY likely to have it.

Should I continue living?

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TV Tropes is the fucking Bible

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>years ago
>16
>at cousins house
>fight with parents
>feeling bad man
>cousins all quiet
>one leaves room
>hear door open
>dont look
>see chair from kitchen hit cousin michael in the face
>turn around
>its cousin mark in a fucking lobster costume
>cousin tyson announcing on bed
>UH OH HERE COMES SOME NIGGA IN A LOBSTER SUIT
>starts beating the shit out of michael
>hes fighting back in his pudgy glory
>getting his ass kicked by lobster nigga
>finisher is stealing his shoes then taking his soda
>all of us cheer except michael
>feel better man
>work things out with parents
>tfw lobster nigga made my day
>tfw michael broke a rib

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>tfw I'm in a party right now full of fucking normies because Chad roommate wants to party
>I'm trying to play vidya to ignore it
>hear my Chad roommate bang one of the hottest Stacies he'll ever brought to this apartment next door


Why the fuck is it so hard for normies to get laid?! It's harder for me than it is for anybody else, I have to work hard for it only to get rejected at the very end