>borned too late for arranged marriage
>born to early for robot-waifus
but look on the bright side, you were born just in time to get wiped out by a nuke in WW3 while wallowing in bitter loneliness
>>38231647
well you were born just in time my friend
Who here is intentionally being a loser just to fuck with your parents?
I am, my mom was a shitty mother and probably should have had an abortion with me. She was not prepared to be a parent at all, grew up poor and with a single mother.
But I am getting her back. I am making sure that my life is such a waste that she looses all hope. I have no friends, never had a girlfriend, have no prospects for the future. I can see how I have brought her down and made her completely depressed over the years. She used to have fantasies about me becoming a successful person with a wife and family. Now she never even talks about that, she knows that she raised a loser.
The best part is that other members of her family know about me and they project my loserness onto her. She has to try and make excuses for me, but over time her excuses have gotten more and more pathetic. I know all of this tears her up inside, and I get giddy about all the pain I can cause her.
That will teach you to give birth to me you bitch!!!!!
Who else is disappointing their parents for revenge?
>>38231457
Keep telling yourself that your failures are deliberate if it keeps you going.
>>38231457
I feel pleasure when people think I'm a loser, especially my loved ones.It must be a form of sado-masochism.
I love self sabotaging, dropping out, giving up, turning down cuties,etc...I enjoy all that.
I WANT to be that nerdy virgin loser, I feel special.
>>38231900
>caring about what other people think of you
I used to be like that, but I found that life is a lot better when you stop caring and realize that no one else's opinion matter.
If you were 18 again, what would you do differently?
>>38231455
Nothing, I've been doomed from the start
>>38231455
Take more chances, i might completely fuck them up and end up in the same place i am now, but at least i would have tried
whaaaaat the reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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its the "sick" new thing in black culture apparently
pee pee poo poo normies stole your meme from you
>>38231432
fun fact : most of the buyers are from russia
http://media.cdn.shoutengine.com/podcasts/c059fc19-81e0-4ff3-8038-ee59207f1392/audio/456c4da7-833e-4c4e-9338-1e4cfda25554.mp3
any other cumbois on here?
>tfw no simp bf
What the fuck does simp even mean. God these threads are cancer
Is low testosterone to blame for our problems?
Symptoms of low-T include:
>Change in sleep patterns
>Reduced sex drive (low libido)
>Sexual dysfunction
>Infertility
>Emotional changes
>Decreased strength
>Weight gain
lol your hormone are not the reason why your a loser, take some responsibility
It definitely makes things worse. But I know the main reason I have low test is because of my shitty lifestyle.
>>38231410
I guess it aids to the downward spiral.
Here is a map of the drop bear habitat.
>>38231335
>tfw you were mauled by a drop bear on your way to work this morning
Thylacoleo carnifex, the "marsupial lion" or "drop bear" (though it's not actually closely related to modern lions or koalas). Around the size of a leopard or very large dog with coarse orange fur with some darker mottled patterning (as seen in most Koalas). Weighing up to more than 200 pounds, it is a heavily built animal with powerful forearms for climbing and holding on to prey. The animal has a skull similar to a koala's or wombat's, and has sharp, very large, rodent-like front teeth. It lacks canines, using one large premolar that the Western Australian Museum describes as "an enormous bolt-cutting-like device, enabling Thylacoleo to slice through flesh with ease."
>you will fight in a crusade against muslims, jews, and liberal capitalist democrats and get yourself a virgin qt christian polish gf in your life time
feels good man!!
>>38231226
Same desu
Hope it happens soon
>>38231226
> polish
No thanks
I feel like I could be the next Hitler if I was allowed to use meth like he did.
In a dui class for the next 5 hours. Ask me anything. I'm about to an hiro l.
lmao y do u need lessons on how to drive drunk are you stupid just drink and drive its not hard faggot just go get some beers drink them then push the accelerator there you did it you drove under the influence congrats
>>38231225
Do they still show those videos of the crash victim gore?
I hear those are p sweet.
>>Be me
>>Get called with wrong name by coworker
>>Nobody notices
>>Don't correct him
What am i supposed to do now? I work there for 8 years. How can they not remember my name?
Is this what normans expect me to settle for? Like for real
>trans
No one expects anyone to date a tranny. I knew something was off about that square-face mug.
>at university campus
>i sit on a bench reading a book on my phone
>a girl comes over and sits on a bench perpendicular to mine
>few minutes later she switches places and sits down on the same bench as me although few feet away
>i keep reading
>she doesnt seem to be doing anything not on her phone not listening to music
>after about 15 minutes she gets up sighs and goes away
Does it mean I should have talked to her? I have never been approached by anyone and I never expect anyone to want to be approached by me.
How do I know if a girl wants me to talk to her?
Was it all a coincidence?
For us robots is like some twisted law of observation.
If you act on it, she would have rejected you and her behavior was simply a coincidence.
If you didnt act on it, she actually liked you and wanted you to make a move.
Chad would simply have another girl turn up whether he picks the first or not.
>>38231123
That's just deranged behavior more than likely.
who /white man/ here?
>>38231101
>tfw serb, part macedonian, possibly croat too
>born with blonde hair that turned into brown as I aged
>hazel/green eyes, still have no fucking idea what colour that is
>skin as white as paper
>brown nips
the fuck am i
how the fuck do you have fun on a board if you can't enjoy racism, catchphrases, macro image replies and gets? enlighten a very confused nigger please
>>38231087
Yeah, it's almost like we'd have to be interesting and witty...fuck, man.
>>38231112
>implying racists are all stupid as fuck
>>38231087
Very finesse irony.
This board is actually satire.