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How is it hard for you guys to get pussy? It's so fucking easy. I just don't get it.
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I do get pussy, I just dont say about it unless I want a non-stop barrage of REEEE
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Some of us are legitimately retarded and/or plagued with handicaps

It's like going to an African board and saying "How hard is it for you guys to get food? It's so easy. I don't get it".
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Y-Yeah I totally get a lot of pussy as well. Haha.

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This thread is for the fatties of r9k looking for love.

>6'0
>340lbs

Looking for a big girl. I've already lost over 40lbs so I'm serious about losing weight but each day I get lonelier and I can't wait until I get down to my goal weight of 200lbs.
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>>39536023
>155kg
W-w-w-what??!?!?
How? Do you EVER move? Are you an American?
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>>39536047
USA! USA! USA!

I move like anybody else. I get tired faster than others but I'm never had any mobility issues.
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>>39536088
>I move like anybody else.

110kg and I can run 35km/h at max. Can you do that?

>tfw no Right wing gf
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>>39535965
wtf is wrong with his face? Originoli
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Girls will generally follow your politics if they trust you. Mentally ill communists need not apply
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>>39536125
Afraid of something you worthless serf?

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>19 year old medicine student from germany
>volunteers in social work with refugees
>goes home by bike at night after a party
>on her way home a refugee sees her and rapes her
>puts her unconscious body into a river where she drowns
>the same refugee already attacked a girl in greece and kicked her down a cliff which she barely survived
>the parents of the girl that got raped ask for donations for organizations that support refugees and are against deportation

How does this make you feel?
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> blame the parents
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They're brainwashed to never be racist under any circumstances, even whenever the generalizations of the race/group are more often than not correct.
Combine that with wanting to virtue signal and being German, they'd probably let the refugee fuck THEM if he asked.
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>>39535920
This makes me wonder if the romans were like that with the barbarian scum at the fall of the empire.
In 1000 years the muslim will defend the aboriginal refugees in the european caliphate.

>2000 + (20-3)
>swarms of internet nazis worship and masturbate to a big tittied thicc mulatto girl
How the FUCK did this happen?
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>>39535838
Boobies are magical.
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Nazis are basically the destroyers of the white race now

Almost all fetishize Asian women and put them on a pedestal above white women

Almost every modern white nationalist has dated Asians or has Asian kids

Most white nationalist love Asian culture more than their own. Many listen to Kendrick Lamar and trap music.

Basically modern white nationalism is a dickless movement which is really about one thing.

Triggering liberals. Beyond that they don't really give a fuck. Saving the white race isn't that important any more
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White supremacists have been masturbating to mulattos for centuries.

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How rare are girls that meet the following criteria?

>very into anime
>has political views from either centrist to far-right
>average looking (average is required, average girls are the most attractive to me)
>no tattoos or weird piercings
>virgin

Where would I meet them if I ever wanted to find someone to marry? These are my minimum requirements. Her being chubby is a bonus, especially if she's pear-shaped.
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>>39535804
go to wyoming. I know a thousand girls like that and they all live in wyoming.
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>>39535830
>I know a thousand girls like that
Isn't that the entire population then?
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Why should she have saved her virginity for you and not any of the 99% men better than you?

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I don't know why. But it's always my main fetish.
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Feet is the most retarded fetish there is.
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>>39535884
You're a retarded fetish.
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>>39535762
Yes, but how big anon?

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I've never had a boyfriend before and didn't really want one, but the more time I spend on this board, the more I like some of you guys. This may be the autist in me coming out but I actually could imagine myself dating one of you.

What have you robots done to me? Y-you've made me weak
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>>39535757
shut up fugly cunt
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>>39535757
does that matter if none of us will ever find a girl like you?
>t. aspie who has tried finding a gf for the past year without luck
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>>39535940
>Assuming this isn't just another faggot.

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How do you deal with girls owning dildos bigger than you?
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I get bigger.
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>>39535741
I don't care, because obviously a woman with a 6 foot dildo isn't worth the time to even think about.
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>>39535741
>dildos bigger than you?
I'm 6 feet tall so good luck finding a dildo that's bigger than me, manlet.

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>he thinks hes suffering because no female has ever let wanted to be with him

You're going to have to get over it, you know that right?
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>>39535730
What anime is that picture from?

Orighgf
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>>39535753

Initial D

origingi
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>>39535730
>You're going to have to get over it, you know that right?

because not getting over it would make you look pathetic and hurt your chances of getting a gf.

that's the circular logic that this society runs on.

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Hello fellow robots,can you help me interpret this Situation please? Theres a Shop i often go to and a very attractiv Women who works there,so today i asked her if she would like to go out with me,and im kinda confused on the answer she gave me.She said that shes going on Vacation soon and said that after that we can look,she than wanted to say something but i interrupted her and said its okay you can just say no,then she kinda quietly said no,then i apologized and wished her a nice day,im kinda confused now,she dint seem disgusted or angry not even shocked when i asked her,how do i interpret this?should i try again somehow?plz guys give me some answers i realy need a second opinion.Thanks for reading
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>>39535728
You should probably find a new shop to go to from now on.
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>>39535728
You've been rejected and turned out, and she didn't want to hurt your feelings because you're clearly a repulsive autist.
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>>39535756
i indeed am

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If you could choose to remove all the people in your city/town, would you?

Everywhere else in the world would remain the same. All the stores in your town would be self checkout only, the buses and trains would be driven by remote control, people would replenish stocks while you slept and be gone before you woke up. It'd be the exact same as your life is now just with no people physically near you.
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>>39535708
That would be really lonely but it could also be nice
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>>39535708
I'd only want to keep like 2 people that i associate with.
Would they be lost forever or be teleported elsewhere?
Could i still contact them?
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>>39535708
If theres no people, is there any punishment for theft?

If not, i'd do it. I could steal all the parts for a good computer from somewhere, or just steal one from the previous occupants of a house.

Shit, i could take a nice house too.

Also, I know there's someone like 5 miles away that has a pretty sweet RX7. Would I get access to that?

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How do we stop this future from happening?
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It's already happening in your nearest hotel.
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>>39535633
>How do we stop this future from happening?
stop forcing this fucking meme, thats how
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>>39535701
Its happening everywhere though?

How is it forced?

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Many have told me
>Lmao nofap is a meme try noporn dude
But how do i go about doing that?
Is it just jacking off when i feel horny just at any time or do i use my imagination or what?
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>>39535616
Instead of masturbating to porn, just have sex.
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>>39535645
It all makes sense now.
Thanks for the advice my guy.
I'll try it out
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>>39535616
yes it's using your imagination rather than porn, tho some consider it to also include masturbating to pics of clothed women.

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AUSSIE DABBAS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!
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>>39535556
State? Inbredfag here, fuck Tasmania is cold.
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EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

why is party posting so comfy?
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FORGIVE
ME
FOR
PARTY
ROCKIN

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