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We truly were not meant for this world

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>>38235396
pic related has aspergers. seems like autists at best get to andro or twink mode, never truly reach chad status. autism and chad status don't really make sense.

trap, vanilla women are just boring sexually now

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>>38235316
Lel.
>ages 5-6
>absolutely obsessed with eyeballs
>draw pictures of eyeballs with arms and legs for every school assignment
>tell really long rambling made up stories at show and tell and then end them with "and then 1000 million eyeballs arrived and started..." (fresh prince of Bel Airing 20+ years ago)
>banned from show and tell for wasting easily upwards of half an hour of class time
>borrowed parents video camera, drew eyes onto a giant pack of cotton balls and tried to make a film about attack of the eyeballs.
>begged my parents for giant pet eyeball for xmas.

No idea why. (Pic related minus the mouth)

you're talking to a bunch of 18 year old males
fuck off to >>>/b/ degenerate

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is this a ironic wagecuck thread? if not the actual lyrics are "check in with me and do YOUR job"

I'm sure you already knew this, tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3WBKRlwIuY&list=PLqnotcCcqaEdOJqXI4IiDRKPaHQhaCiTJ&index=28

i assume i'll be financially reimbursed in some fashion

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>he made a thread about it to make himself feel better about the one time he got a girlfriend by being a tough guy
is this the only way you know how to cope??

jokes on you I'm a KHHV

>>38235277
they do. just don't let it overtake your masculinity. balance. there's always a grey area.

don't waste your money save it until you actually need it. do something productive, download a book and read it.

That's right, and what have we learned?

>>38235265
To put on your condom, before sexual intercourse.

My best friend did the same 2 years ago. We told him to get rid of it and he kinda wanted to but his gf ended up keeping it. His little girl just turned 1 last month and its not that bad. I still chill with him at least 3 times a week. Thing is I usually have to hang out at his place cuz he can't leave much since he has to watch the kid when he's off of work and his girl is still working. I'm kinda glad he had her I love the little girl.

>>38476763
Most times I have ever come was 10 times in an hour with a vibrator, at around 6 or 7 it hurt but I wanted to see how far I could go. With just my hands I do probably 2-4 on average, one is almost never satisfying enough and it takes maybe 20 minutes. How often I masturbate fluctuates it's maybe every 2 days lately? Any more questions you have Ill try to answer

>>38476850
How recently do you have to have cum for it to make an impact on your next session? Like-- you said you do it about every two days lately, would you spend less time or choose to have less orgasms if you started doing it daily or more than once each day?

>>38476897
It doesn't make a difference actually, my libido is basically unlimited, the only reason I don't do it more often is I don't have the time/privacy, and I have some issues with being sexually repressed from my religious upbringing so I feel guilty sometimes

>>38235034
that's not a very nice way to reply to someone

>>38235014

Back when porn comments were from poo in loos. Now the porn comments are from unfunny numales spreading unfunny memes and nigger jokes.

>>38235072
>what is 4chan my dude