>nobody finds me attractive irl to date me
>long distance relationships never work out because i end up hurting them
>mfw
I can't fucking win.
>>38236355
>caring about dating
its like you're a fucking asshat.
>>38236435
>its like you're a fucking asshat.
no shit.
>premature ejaculator
>14cm penis
>pectus excavatum
>skinny
Barring people with actual disabilities and manlets does ANYONE have it worse than me in this entire board? Be honest. I think not.
I should be fucking euthanized.
Daily reminder
girls hate nice and respectful guys
but you cant be an agressive alpha if u are ugly because u will be mental insane and thats not good
you're fucked
well someone got rejected by stacy lmao
Would /r9k/ fuck Ivanka Trump's daughter?
>>38477580
In twelve years, hell yeah.
Any time before that and you should be tortured until your body just shuts down and you are never the same again. Paedophiles are the worst people and should be eradicated and if you are a paedophileeven if you don't act on ityou should kill yourself because you are scum
>>38477626
>self-denial pedo who cares enough about pedos to spell it "paedophile"
>>38477626
everyone who's against pedophilia is just in denial desu senpai
society told them to hate on pedophilia so they're just doing what they're told. there's a reason they're called "normies", they just follow the social norm.-
I've realized that I literally can't imagine loving any girl in particular. I can think a girl looks cute and has a good personality (usually a 2D girl, at that), but when I try to think about a relationship with her, I just imagine I would get sick of her and she would get sick of me very quickly because we wouldn't have enough in common. I don't feel love or deep attraction, I feel utter hollowness. This has also made me realize my own utter valuelessness. Maybe I just haven't closely interacted with enough people in my life, but I have a lot of trouble imagining how you can look at someone else and want to be with them, and I mean not just as a readily available option, but because you really believe that they are perfect for you. How can people be okay with settling out of convenience? How can they live with that and say and think or at least pretend they love someone else? Of all the people out there, and with how difficult it can be to truly relate, how can you choose any one person to be with except out of convenience or extreme luck?
This is what makes me feel that romantic love as a concept is an absolute mistake, but it's an ideal I can't stop wanting anyway.
>>38236229
Cute comic. Source?
>>38236229
I've never had much social contact either. Being genuinely attracted to someone in my case is torture because you know you'll never be with them. At least, you don't understand love...
>>38236229
honestly same
> https://youtu.be/1DKMwOcAFT8?t=9m25s
> This..is..so..TINY
>MFW
even the thumbnail looks autistic
>Something nice happens
>It either comes with an annoying catch or the week later I'm miserable again
Why even bother?
i'm lonely as fuck i need a friend but i'm a neet and it's too hard for me to meet people
>tfw I feel just like Jesus's son
I fucked up, /r9k/
Yesterday my girlfriend and I got into a really bad fight. I've been with her for two years but we've been arguing more frequently as of late, mostly over stupid things, but this was a big one that included some name-calling and throwing of things. Needless to say I stormed out of her apartment. I then called up a longtime female friend of mine (we've known each other since high school) and asked to meet up, just so I could have someone to vent to.
Long story short, this female friend and I went out to dinner and drinks, and then went back to her place to drink more. Somewhere in our drunken stupor she convinced me that my girlfriend was a bitch and I should dump her, I thought "hell yeah" and we ended up fucking. Twice.
This morning I checked my voicemail and I had a call from my gf apologizing for the way she acted and saying that she wants to make it up to me. This call was received BEFORE I had had sex with my friend, but I obviously didn't hear it. And I was listening to the voicemail with my supposedly platonic female friend lying naked next to me.
I'm now sitting at home, filled with regret, and I have no idea what to do next. I don't even think I can call my gf, let alone face her. I worked very hard for this relationship, instead of just being an introvert and accepting KHV status I went after this girl, making a fool of myself to try and get her, and even though I've done her wrong, I don't want to lose her now. Help.
Get fucked you fucking normalfag, you dug your own grave.
Obviously you don't like your girlfriend that much if one fight is all it takes for you to fuck someone else
You're a terrible person op, your gf doesn't deserve you
don't give a shit normie, go tell /soc/ or reddit, they'll care
>job interview
>HR guy asks me what my favorite pizza topping is
>tell him: "... f-fungi ...., Sir ..."
>he says he will call me back in a few days
>never got his call
>>38236133
Should have said pepperoni. RIP op may you wage cuck one day.
>>38236133
>anything but pineapple
the flying shit
>>38236133
>tfw no bacon
Why aren't you raising black children yet /r9k/? It's what Jesus would've wanted you to do.
>>38236059
>tfw it's 2017
>>38236059
They are an abomination and do not represent Christianity.
>>38236059
That woman has disohonored her father. May God sentence these 2 to death for forsaking their own people. And for their obsession with the evil lineage of Canaan. They are an unclean, foolish people. May God give them no offspring and may their lives be short and their names wiped from humankind. For she disgraced her ancestors and her father for sharing her people's inheritance with these black kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AguPH0XBxdw
>he still listens to music
INFJ robots around? whats stressing us lately
bump any infj robots
hello infj robot, i too am an infj robot
>Anon, why would you bring me to the gym for our date?
>>38235888
so you can stop being a weak ass little bitch.