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I was linked the image in a chat recently. I'm not sure if I should be in the Chad camp as I'm a stoner, living with my parents, without a gf, and have hyper autism with shit social skills.

I'm also 6'2", starting my masters program in August, working 3 jobs over summer before I go, and I do a lot of outdoor activities in my free time.

Am I seriously a Chad now?
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apparently im a wizard, but i think being a chad is more of a mindset that something you can tell from checkboxes and shit if that makes any sense
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>>38239323
This thing is complete bullshit. Real robots don't do drugs because le weed 420 blaze it and alcohol is normie shit.
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>>38240398
true robots don't have enough money for drugs, or any contacts to get it off of

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me and oneechannn
are making fun of youuuuuuuuu
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have yourrr picturess
have you by the balls
have your friends enveloped in my act
youre fucked no matter where you run
where you hide
oneechan will be avenged
just a warninnng

how did you like my song koisher
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>>38239276
this gif makes no fucking sense and it pisses me off

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What have you done this week? I met some friends, smoked some weed and drank some drinks and had a fun time hanging around with them
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What is the point of even live as a dicklet?
You can get fit, rich and shit
But you can never fix your below average dicklet
>inb4 jelqing
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Chad flirts with, seduces, and fucks girls as low as 4/10 just for the hunt. Chads are essentially doing the social/sexual equivalent of killing for sport, and you can't even get laid ONCE...How does that make you feel?
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somebody's gotta keep those harebrained girls from getting too sex-deprived
hail chad
in the meantime imma gonna cure cancer with my unanchored freedom
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>>38239109

Girls insult losers, chad makes them lick his asshole. I'd rather be insulted than have to tongue a asshole.

Hey Koishi
me and oneechan made fun of you a lot today
you can show this thread to her and she'll laugh about it with me. Oh wait you can't because you're blocked. I don't give a fuck if im being mean or not. We both want each other to kill ourselves. koishi faggot anon
hehehehehehhehehe
fuck aya fuck cod fuck praetor
oneechan sends her regards too. fags
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>sent script to ASMRist a few weeks ago after she asked for requests
>tfw no reply
>her videos seen so dull and uneventful and her voices for different characters are sounding the same
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>see two cute chinese girls holding hands
>cheek peck
cute lesbians do exist, guys!
they aren't all ugly fat dykes after all!
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life is dbz

shit women feel free to swipe left thx
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I wonder what Frieza smells like.

Maybe a lavender, Tide laundry detergent, and Sega Dreamcast NRFB mixture.

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>born muslim
>hate muslims

who know this feel
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Hello R9K.

To help clear up any confusion and resolve age old issues, I am making a points based system to help resolve who is, and who is not a normalfag.
Post suggestions in this thread for criteria on what should be included in this system.
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>>38239003
Non-virgins are not robots, unless they were actually raped.
Age is clearly a factor, anyone underage isn't old enough to fall into robot status.
A robot has none, or very few and distant friends.
Robots also tend to come from broken homes and have miserable childhoods, which are the main reasons for their low self-esteem.
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>>38239003
That being said, could you explain how you're planning to create this system? Is it a program? If yes please explain further, I have experience in programming too, which would help in understanding.
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>>38239003
already done,look at all the robot tests lying around. oh unless you want to push your bs version of robothood down our throats

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>someone did this
>that pussy ree

How are you supposed to destroy normies and make justice, again? This little bitch couldn't even scream at people. How are you gonna BTFO if you can't even make sounds comfortably from the safety of your car?


Disclaimer: I am in no way a normie
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Forgot link, here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q-OeT5OWfU

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>cocklust is surfacing again

Somebody PLEASE I just want a fat cock forcing its way down my throat until I gag and cry.

I want a Man to hold me down and fucking rape me while I squirm underneath him moaning like a whore the entire time. All fucking day I can't get it out of my head, all I can think about is cocks and cum!

There's nothing else I want than to submit and please a man sexually until he's totally satisfied. I need someone to use me and abuse me, hurt me, PLEASE, I neeeed it sooo badd right now!

Can anyone please help me with these urges??
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>>38478959
Too bad you're not a woman. Sorry, don't date dudes.
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>>38478975
Women are disgusting, men are 100x better.
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I want to make you cum! YOU, the person reading this!

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Give me one reason why you would never marry someone.
>inb4 hurr durr its too committing

as a child of divorced parents i'm not going to ever get married because my parents divorce completely fucked everyone over financially.
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I'm against marriage entirely. I'm not religious so it means nothing to me, and i don't want to get divorce raped. Also, breaking up is much easier than a divorce if something happens.

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>I am starting to miss you all where have you guys been?

Edition

Omegel thread!

intrest/tags

-r9k
-omegler9k
-r9komegle
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>>38238903
Come on this used to be a thing

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