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I'm a weeby fag who loves music and movies who needs new friends to chill with so here's my discord.
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>tfw i take a shower once a week
>tfw my penis is itches
it's like liquid esmegma, under my glande, what should i do
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take an shower. if you've already done it do it again.
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>>38242215
Why don't you shower every day? I always shower after fapping and that made showering a habbit.
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>>38243373
u should shower once every second day
too much showering is bad for your skin
you can clean hair without showering by brushign well, and cold water for face and hands.
also if u shower after fapping and shower every day, does this mean you fap every day?
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Women?
>girl 1
>me at 15
>meet first crush she is 17
>she is very hot half Asian
>I'm smart enough to realise nothing will happen so just deal with it
>girl 2
>become 16
>meet a girl I like
>get on well
>I actually feel comfortable in my skin talking to her
>my freind then decides to talk to her and play match maker
>I ask her to movies and invite a bunch of people
>group of people pull out and her freind tells her making me look like a creep
>I feel pissed but don't hold it against them they didn't mean harm
>girl 3
>in college now
>sit next to girl in my class
>pretty attractive
>actually talks to me
>here's the catch...
>she's fucking annoying
>complains about ponchos being cultural appropriation and other such bullshit
>talking to her feels like an insult to my intelligence
>girl 4
> met her recently
>attractive
>smart
>nice
>can hold conversations with her
>once agin here's the catch vegan/femmenist actavist
>I can deal with this but...
>my freind says joke about how women can't shit
>girl 4 severely offended
>I actually get a migraine from her stupidity.
What is women. What is point. Is there any point. Should I just give up?
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You do realize these people died from starvation (because you bombed their food supply)? Not gassing.
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You realize that even though Trump was elected it doesn't change the fact that the white race will be extinct soon, right?
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>tfw have to explain to people Hitler didn't want to kill everybody without blonde hair and blue eyes
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>>38242172
So what? They deserved be gassed and I don't see any problem with pretending we did it.
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ITT:the one that got away
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>be me about 7 years ago
>i used to take guitar lessons
>the place i took lessons at had concerts, and i decided to do one of them
>they were 3 hours 1 night a week, met a lot of new people, noneof who i still talk to
>met a very cute jewish girl
>i developed feeligs for her that i didnt now existed, more than just feelings of attraction
>she was beautiful and petite, my type of girl
>people noticed attraction between us, but i never had the courage to ask her out
>planned on transferring to the high school she went to because it was much closer to home than the one i was at
>it never happened, and i never saw her again for years
>fast forward 5 years, taking drivers ed classes(17 at the time)
>turns out she is in my class
>we start talking again, still have feelings for her
>still too much of a pussy to say anything to her
>few months later, the classes end, and i dont see her again
>have gone 14/88 recently, killing any chance of us being together if we were together
I know im a bitch, but does anyone else have really strong feelings for a girl and nothiny ever happened?
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If there ever was a "one" to get away at all you don't belong on this board.
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>went 14/88 recently
Die. No discussion of politics on /r9k/.
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>>38242138
>the one that got away
all of them
Why do i fuck everything up then think about it for years and never forget it? am i gonna do this until i die
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>>38242062
Yes.
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>going to party
>"Okay, time to be social"
>barely participate in conversation, and get caught off-guard when people ask something personal
>hate self for the next month
>go to another party
>"This time i'm not gonna be a recluse, i'll actually try conversing with people"
>act like a loudmouthed attentionwhore
>hate self for the next month
>Repeat, but no rinse
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>>38242196
>>"This time i'm not gonna be a recluse, i'll actually try conversing with people"
you always think life will have some fuckign remorse but it never fucking lets up i seriously cant catch a break. i always do everything wrong
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My father is picking up and brnging his friend over and he wants me to come out and say hi for some reason. I know for sure he'll start small talk too. Thing is i'm too shy to just walk out and say hey--it just would feel so forced and awkward. Wat do anons?
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>>38241982
Go in the kitchen for some food and casually say hi while you are there. Then make your food, and leave when it's ready. Hopefully your conversation will be under 3 minutes.
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>>38241982
Pretend your asleep.
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My Hobby: reading amazon sex toy reviews from normal professional women and imagining what their lives are like based on product reviews
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You are now manually breathing robots
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(You)r tongue can no longer find a comfortable position in your mouth
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why does trollface look like its saying EEEEEEEEEE
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>>38241933
get back to 2010 REEEEEEEEE
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I'm boring and I don't have any hobbies 2017-07-09 12:20:14 Post No.38241901
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I'm boring and I don't have any hobbies
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One thing I've come to realize is I don't really have any hobbies. This is one of the first things people say when giving advice to someone who is searching for friends or a partner. It makes sense too, if you engage in hobbies and interests shared by others, you can find like-minded people with similar interests to hang out with.
The problem is I've realize I have NO hobbies. I mean I play videogames, but I don't really consider that a hobby. Everybody plays videogames.
All I do is work and go to school. I'll do things like go to the movies and the mall, yes, but those aren't hobbies either.
I don't have any of these so-called hobbies that everyone swears are so important. I don't play any instrument, I don't volunteer anywhere, I don't play any sports, I don't travel anywhere, I'm as boring of a person as you can imagine.
I used to go to the gym, I guess that was a hobby. I quit and don't plan on going any time soon again.
This is one of my biggest issues relating to social anxiety. When talking to people I always get self conscious about the fact that I'm boring and dont have interesting things to talk about. When people ask me about my weekends I always dread that question because it is ALWAYS the same answer: "nothing special" or "not much" or "nothing" and then I redirect that same question to the person asking to get the attention off of me.
Even when I take drugs to erase my anxiety I'm still a boring person. I may not feel any anxiety when drugged, but I still have little to talk about. I still have limited life experiences, thus am a boring person to talk to.
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If you go to school and if you talk to people means that not all is lost since you're still in your twenties.In social situations just make shit up and then when they want to do shit with you , later on , in different social situations use that experience (hiking,movies,simply going out) as a means of being interesting.You dont need hobbies , nobody would treat you better if you collected stamps or played violin , you just need to get off your ass and do shit.
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When was the last time you wrecked a wagies day for shits and giggles?
>2011
>going to middle school on outskirts of city
>notice increase in middle aged wagies riding obnoxiously loud motorcycles during commute hours
>see several culprits locking up their donor-cycles at local park and ride one day
>decide to take closer look
>locks are chunky overbuilt hardened things that look impossible to cut off
>experience religious epiphany
>liberate several bottles of superglue from local jewpermarket
>return to parking lot after changing clothes & putting on hat bc cctv
>pick worst offenders
>insert nozzle into keyway of retard-strength locks
>squuuueeeeeeeeeeeeze
>use left-overs on petrol-caps & ignitions
>hang around after school at bus stop
I can hear their howls to this day.
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That's actually hilarious. How long were the bikes there?
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>>38241921
Closest I've ever come to pissing myself laughing m8. The first faggot just thought his lock had jammed, then wagie #2 shows up and they put 2 and 2 together. I was sitting at the bus stop down the road 100 yards and got a good view of the locksmith vans.. fail.. then the tow trucks carting them away.
I took off after the first two b/c I was laughing so hard I got weed induced paranoid it'd give me away even from that distance.
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Anyone discover any antidepressant /anti anxiety effects from legal herbs /minerals
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Passionflower is an anxiolytic. Used to drink passionflower tea everyday before bed, slept like a rock.
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>>38241854
Ive tried alot and chamomile was the only one that had a decent effect on me
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>>38241854
i use a sublingual tablet of vitamin b12 and a multivitamin. i'm feeling a little better after a week.
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You MUST post in this thread if you are a David.
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>imblizongnayang
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Reporting in. Is David Kraft a NEET?
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Anyone here visited a professional dominatrix? 2017-07-09 12:16:21 Post No.38241824
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>be me 27yo kissless virgin
>be bored with vanilla porn
>watch more and more depraved stuff
>really into hard femdom stuff like golden, brown showers
>browse backpage, see ad of a hot professional dom
>contact her, she is willing to do all my sick fantasies
>go visit her today
>tfw she is not b&s is actually hot
>she starts dominating me just like in the videos
>get insanely hard
>she asks me to worship her ass and lick it
>eat that booty like there is no tomorrow
>"wanna get real dirty, anon?"
>itshappening.jpg
>she squats over my face
>this is it
>she lets out a huge fart
>it smells fucking disgusting because its a fucking fart
>lose my erection and almost threw up
>"is everything alright anon?"
>"y-yeah"
>she senses my discomfort and says we can end this if i'm are not feeling comfortable
>tfw when the session ends in 20 mins though I booked for the full hour
>tfw lost all appetite for the day
>tfw actually fell for the braaaappp meme
>femdom porn now disgusts me
So, how is your weekend going so far, /r9k/?
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>>38241824
Kek. Thanks for the laugh, anon. You fell for the porn meme. NoPorn is a good way.
I frequent one milfy pro-domme for some time now, but I'm not doing this kind of shit you mentioned. I love good edging, milking and some light pegging and that is what I'm paying for.
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>>38241824
gfd is the only way femdom works
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"Oh look, maybye if I ask the retarded kid to prom people will like me and I will get tons of like on instagay."- This fucking stacy
https://youtu.be/i-6pWVr2-N4
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>>38241801
One of the hottest girls in my high school without with a girl that was debatable retard. This was before social media and what not. Turns out no one had asked her and she did it to save face.
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>>38241801
>stay in your current life and never get a gf because of meme autism
>become a retard and get a pity gf, but she will never have sex with you
don't know what is worse
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I think it's good to include people. Sure, some people might be doing it for attention, but I fail to see something wrong with a society that (1) rewards good behaviour instead of paying mind to degeneracy and (2) a net good is being done.
Whatever her intentions may be, I wouldn't put it past /r9k/ to be so deluded with cynism and resentment that they project their own selfish frustrations onto another person. Maybe she genuinely likes this boy and wants him to be able to participate. She's probably not sexually attracted to him, but people can have lots of fun at parties with friends. I went to prom with a friend.
>>38241832
>both girls
Your school was cool with lesbianism?